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nicole sweeney

@sweeneysays.com
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Mary wished to say something sensible, but knew not how. | she/her 🏳️‍🌈 | links & stuff: sweeneysays.com

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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 24/07/2026
thanks fam 🥰
Screenshot that reads "Ranking by views 2 of 10"
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 23/07/2026
(because i'm currently 3 for 3 and if this one hits i win this week and i haven't won in so long)
a column of 4 drop down boxes. the first is green and says "yes" then two that are red and say "no" and the fourth is also green and says "yes"
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 10/04/2026
i know i'm wrong but i couldn't decide who to throw under the bus so here i am again. i can't keep losing you guys. sooner or later that yes girl has to win.
for green dropdown boxes on a spreadsheet that all have "YES" selected
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 03/04/2026
i said "there will be no flops" which was not a stance i intended to take but if i don't believe in them who will!!!!!
four dropdown boxes that are all green and say YES
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 08/11/2025
Rob Lowe wearing an NFL hat meme but with the NWSL logo over the NFL logo
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 04/09/2025
once a week i get to order revisions for our thumbnails and sometimes trying to explain a request is easier than others
Airtable screenshot that reads:
"You commented
i sound insane"
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 04/09/2025
oh this is a fun one!!!! my latest batch was all about grief but there is a drawing of a roller coaster so that's neat:
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 29/03/2025
[Discord conversation screenshot]
Marines: unfortch, my bra straps are just hanging out of my dress in the whole second take
OH WELL
[gif from the movie Stick It with bra strap being pulled out]
sweeneysays: pls include this gif
maybe i will just tweet your video with the gif
Marines: lmao
support bra straps
watch this vid
sweeneysays: exactly
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 18/02/2025
Weather app screenshot showing the temperature in Kansas City is 7 degrees.

Feels like -13
High of 8 and a low of 0

Snow forecasted for the next hour
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 10/02/2025
good
a screenshot of many tweets about seal the seal, for and against
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 31/01/2025
a lot of spiraling this month, but also I started reading the lord of the rings for the first time and also decided to learn to embroider so I could keep my hands busy and away from my phone and so I made this and if nothing else it was certainly a better use of my time than whatever was in my phone
hand holding up a small embroidery hoop with a hobbit hole embroidered onto it
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 27/01/2025
really smashed my goals last year and my 2025 goal is to build on this success
screenshot of an archived threads post that reads:
"gonna get very into women's soccer this year"
dated Jan 22, 2024 7:15pm
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 19/01/2025
screenshot of a Tumblr post by lovely-v:

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 11/12/2024
i have seen a few posts on here about how people should build their own websites again. THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR ACTUAL WEBSITES. but also: for all the deleting & re-building the social internet has made me do lately, snarksquad.com has required none of this! it remains in tact because we own it.
screenshot of a youtube comment, video title: "tiktok ban looming? let's talk youtube, discord, and building communities"
comment by: @Ray.500
comment: There is something so comforting about snark squad (website) still being up and running, still having that classic look and being fully functioning with all the old posts + comments. 
I still sometimes go back and look at those buffy recaps if I’m doing a rewatch and want to see the girls’ thoughts on certain episodes 🤍
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 01/12/2024
Hi I am actively seeking attention here: please appreciate my fun outfit which has been covered by a jacket most of the day 😭 (dress & shirt both made by me, belt thrifted via Etsy, boots Charlotte Stone)
white woman with bleached hair and a long dress with a sparkly long sleeve shirt underneath, a belt, and light blue bootscloseup of the belt, which has many colors and shapes and dangly bits (idk how to describe this I am so sorry)closeup of the boots which are just above the ankle in height, mostly a light blue leather with red stretchy material at the sides and green rubber soles
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 27/11/2024
Earlier this evening I replied to a post from Hank Green depicting many containers of Aquaphor. In the heat of the moment I said it was "too much. too many."

Regardless of my intentions, the impact is clear to me now. I understand the pain I have caused and will be taking steps to make it right.

I am taking some time away to learn and grow and make better use of my own collection of Aquaphor bottles.

My family (the ghosts I cohabitate with) and I ask you respect our privacy during this difficult time.
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 26/11/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
Screenshot from the music video for Let's Generalize About Men from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 20/11/2024
I texted @hankgreen.bsky.social a science question once too. He was the hero we needed in that moment.
Screenshot of a text message exchange with Hank:
1, nicole: "we are at a restaurant that promised fire drinks but they have no fire drinks. the group seems pretty confident that we can just add fire to this drink but some of us felt we should ask a science person."
2, nicole: picture of a match in front of a table of drinks
3, nicole: "mr science man"
4, nicole: "can we put fire on this drink"
5, Hank: "Only one way to find out 🔥"
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 20/11/2024
If you are curious about the context here but don't want to watch an hour long video, I also wrote this fairly short blog post: www.sweeneysays.com/2023/05/a-pr...
Selfie of Nicole (a white woman with short bleached hair) standing in front of a small airplane (Piper Warrior) tail #N43060A sunset as captured from the front window of a small airplane taxiing back to the rampSelfie of Nicole (a white woman with short bleached hair) wearing avionics headset as she flies a plane. Sunset over the Missouri River is visible out the plane window.Selfie of Nicole (a white woman with short bleached hair) wearing avionics headset and her mother (older white woman) also wearing a headset and excitedly holding her hand up.
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 19/11/2024
I have been thinking about this for days. Inconsequential in the grand scheme of The Horrors but it's just so bleak. A little too on the nose tbh. www.kansascity.com/news/busines...
Screenshot of an Instagram post from the Kansas City Star. Text: "The former KC Star printing press will be turned into a data center for AI. Officials had previously eyed the site for a potential Royals ballpark."
Behind the text is a picture of the building in question.
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 18/11/2024
Abi.....
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 15/11/2024
purging my twitter meant going through a lot of dad stuff, mostly grief things from after, but I also found this
Screenshot of 2 tweets from January 11, 2022:
1: my dad is home rn & in a meeting with his boss. i overheard this meeting while getting more coffee & they are definitely just chatting about their favorite hallmark movies & netflix romcoms rn. nothing else will top this today.

2: just two old men talkin' about their favorite romcom tropes. i love it so much????
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 13/11/2024
related:
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 13/11/2024
fixed it.
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nicole sweeney @sweeneysays.com · 03/07/2023
i have been told that not using the same pfp/banner as twitter is confusing for people but unfortunately this app refuses to do justice to this image in formatting, so it cannot come with me. but i shall leave it here, for posterity & id check:
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