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SwedeAndBaked

@swedeandbaked.bsky.social
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🇸🇪🇺🇦🇺🇸🌷 Swedish-American, dachshund lover, garden witch, assorted nerd. Jesus follower/social-democrat.

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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Well… #StrangerThings sure stuck the goddamn landing.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Make a Bond Movie casual Gold Chicken Fingers.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I’ll be damned.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Coop electric companies are the best. December refund on the way! Time to
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a house with a sleigh pulled by reindeer in front of it at night
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
What did I get for #BlackFriday, you ask? Socks and Dropps detergents. Real luxuries.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I’m on #ozempic in the sense that I’m off edibles.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I love you guys.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
If you don’t like #welcometoderry you’re not a Constant Reader, and it shows.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I just wanna point out as a Swede that I was social Democrat before it was cool.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
JD Vance cried himself to sleep last night.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Who thinks #Trump has already pardoned all his little minions?
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Maybe I’m old but I buy artist’s albums so I’ve never seen whatever the hell a #spotify is. We should just go back to cassettes. It was also good for the pencil industry.
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Hype @hype.aero · 22/10/2025
Sweden and Ukraine signed a letter of intent covering the export of up to 150 Saab Gripen E fighters after talks in Linköping, where the jets are produced. Swedish officials say deliveries of advanced Gripen E are likely to occur only once the war in Ukraine ends. - More on hype.aero
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Sweden in talks to sell Gripen fighter jets to Ukraine
Sweden is in talks to sell between 100 and 150 Saab-made JAS Gripen fighter jets to Ukraine, Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson said on Wednesday.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#nokings Athens
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Just waking up at 5am to make sure Trump didn’t get the #nobelpeaceprize and it looks like we’re good here, so….
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a woman in underwear is jumping on a bed in a bedroom .
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The Tortured Poets Society. And that non fan person was me. Now I’m in the fan base. That’s kinda how it works.
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Home of the Brave @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Sarah Matthews: "The reason Trump is going after The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal is because they're reporting on the Epstein files...I'm really encouraged to see The New York Times stand up and say 'No, we're not going to take this, we're going to fight back.'"
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
#charliekirk is dead, as reported by MSNBC by a Truth Social post from Trump.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
This is worth about twelve watches in a row.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I don’t know who is more delusional, #MAGA or #Gaylors.
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a man wearing a tin foil hat is sitting on a couch with two children and says " who is crazy "
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I know he isn’t dead but I asked ChatGPT to tell me the 12 month survival rate for an 80 year old obese man with CVI, swollen ankles and bruised hands, and it claimed 50-65%. So maybe in time for the midterms?
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Dammit, he is going out to golf. Foiled again! #trumpisdead
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
If you diss #Taylorswift for getting married, don’t come here to bitch about it. Mute the woman’s name and move on.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
You know there is something amiss when there is no line for breakfast at Chick-Fil-A in a small Georgia town.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Stockholm and surrounding areas is asked to ration water as the heating of the local lake is making it hard for water treatment plants to keep up. Because the lake is hot. In Stockholm. In Sweden. Where rumors used to be that “polar bears walk the streets”. Mother Earth has clearly had enough.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Watch all #Taylorswift haters on BlueSky take a turn when they find out this orange album is one long Trump diss track
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a woman in a yellow dress is singing into a microphone while her hair blows in the wind .
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Me prepping for the next album by #Taylorswift like
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a woman with blonde hair is covering her face with her hands
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
When people claim that social democracy only works in the Nordics because we’re “homogenous”, they’re not accounting for the fact that it means there are no minorities to scape goat to turn the people against the system. So the problem is division, not diversity.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Went into the #ChatGPT subreddit and guys, we are so cooked. The kids aren’t alright.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Settling in for Kandahar because Gerard Butler is the smart woman’s action hero and the guy you want around in a tight spot/airplane/coup/disaster/shitstorm.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Who else is entering their Anarchist Cookbook/Moving to a Cabin Era?
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a man with a beard wearing a fur hat sits on a stump
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I just tipped my Latino waiter 50% of the bill because he gave us two free shots of tequila and I’m a privileged white woman and also fuck La Migra am I drunk at 6:37pm why YES and now I’m gummying whatcha gonna do about it
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
#southpark is making their nut tonight
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I went to check the website for #ice to see about this onboarding bonus bullshit. How bonkers is it that they have an option to read the website Rn Español?
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Ruff day? Put your eyeballs on these might fine leftist doggos for spiritual strength and good boy energy.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
youtube.com/watch?v=Yvab... Another reason why cops suck. #Georgia Bluesky call the Sheriff’s office abd District Attourney’s office and get every single of these officers fired and indicted!
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The Toccoa Home Depot Police Scandal | The NEWS! with Mr. Pipsqueak (Season 1 Compilation)
YouTube video by Mr. Pipsqueak
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
With all this #tsunami talk, I recommend the excellent Norwegian disaster trilogy including the Wave, The Quake and The Burning Sea.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
But how is Murdoch gonna help JD Vance now, that the old fartbox surely will keel over die in three days? A visit from JD Vance is like watching the Ring tape.
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Zach Kahn @zkahn.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Hello Mr. Conway, I’m Zach, a high school journalist. I just published an exclusive investigation into how 193 Trump donors funneled $2M through Guam, raising quid pro quo and campaign finance concerns. Would be grateful if you gave it a look or shared it: open.substack.com/pub/zachkahn...
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Trump's Second Favorite Island (With Another List)
Republican donors funnel millions through Guam, spotlighting the need for campaign finance reform
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
So now that we’ve all gone down the #Epstein rabbit hole, who has seen enough true crime shows to stomach his autopsy photos? Because to me, those wounds don’t look like they were made from hanging oneself with a strip of a sheet.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 19/07/2025
"Jeffrey Epstein’s little black book is one of the most cursed documents ever compiled in this miserable, dying country." www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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I called everyone in Jeffrey Epstein's little black book.
What I learned about rich people, conspiracy, Ghislaine, stand-up comedy, and evil from 2,000 phone calls.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Dear God, forgive my sins, as I’ve been sleeping on #MileyCyrus. Her latest album is dope. I need to find a 70s disco. #musicsky
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
What I want to know is, who leaked this to WSJ.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
So I caught up on the series finale of #Handmaid’s Tale last night and maybe we can, like, do THAT?
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
What is the real reason they’re rounding up people although it will cripple our country and tearing apart our families? Because the prisons are emptying and have been for years. Corecivic and other needs more prisoners. Gift article below. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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America’s Incarceration Rate Is About to Fall Off a Cliff
Long sentences and recidivism kept prison populations high for decades, but prisons are now starting to empty.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Skeletor as played by Jared Leto has endorsed #AndrewCuomo.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Okay, Norwegians. Big sister Swede here. If you give Trump a Nobel Peace Prize, we will come across the border and wax all your skis backwards.
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I work in hospitality sales and I can’t tell you how many construction projects for detention centers and border facilities are hitting my inbox right now, I have hotels from CA to FL. A “border facility” in Georgia? Who are we keeping out, Floridians?
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Deus Ex Machina
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
This it the only parade footage worth resskeeting. 🤣
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