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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

There is another 6 ft tall girl in this cafeteria and I totally subconsciously straightened up when she passed by, asserting my dominance

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It's not even that I'm "good under pressure" it's more like I'm "so used to procrastinating that I can now only properly function when I am forced to"

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

One thing about ADHD is no matter how well you know the reality of something or how well prepared you are, your body and brain are still gonna react like you have ADHD bc it doesn't just ~go away~ with therapy and meds 🫠

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Decided to wear a dress I havent worn in roughly a year (maybe even longer) that has been hanging in my closet only to find about an hour into my day that the elastic in the straps has worn down from being on a hanger and they are doing their best to expose my torso 🙃

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

How do I professionally say "y'all are fuckin' me up"

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I know a big part of the answer to this is "That was 13-15 years ago and you're now in your 30s," but how could I go out and get totally trashed in 6-inch heels that I never took off and have nary a scratch in my early 20s but I'll be literally just walking on campus and randomly eat shit now???

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The semester doesn't start until I roll out my ankle in front of the entire student body, I guess 🙃

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

THEY DIDN'T SECURE THE LID ON MY AU JUS FOR MY FRENCH DIP AT ARBY'S AND NOW IT'S ALL OVER MY CAR AND I WILL SMELL LIKE BEEF FOR MONTHS

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Check on your Gays, y'all. We are not okay 😭

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

They say death comes in threes, so I'mma need all the death gods to take the one 80 y/o we all could do without next because it CANNOT be another gay icon 😭😭😭

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Just one of the many reasons Altoona is the dumpster of PA

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I honestly don't know if it's any different from when I was younger, but I'm in a few classes with freshmen and they all have no attention span. They'll start talking to me in the middle of a lecture about nothing relating to it and I'm like ¿? I'm diagnosed with ADHD too so I'm even more confused

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Aging myself to my classmates by saying "Oh word" and getting confused looks from underclassmen

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Idk why but I want to commit harm upon people who steal my established seat in class

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Someone stop me from sending the most passive-aggressive, preachy email about policy to my home office because they haven't responded or adhered to any of my polite and friendly requests/communications and it's honestly blatantly disrespectful at this point 🫠

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

THE OCEAN JUST GAVE ME MY NEW PRESCRIPTION SUNGLASSES BACK AFTER I WAS A FOOL AND LOST THEM THANK U OCEAN

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It's goddamn annoying that I have to call the pharmacy to tell them my prescription, which is on autofill, is a day late. The app won't let me put in a request and I have to jump through hoops to talk to someone in the pharmacy. Big name pharmacies need to do better, even for controlled substances 🙄

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I'm going on my first actual vacation in 13 years soon and I honestly might cry when I go to this botanical garden there 🥹

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Sorry boss, can't come on today, tarot told me to stay home

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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

at the end of the day, yeah, it's a burden being this beautiful

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Me, to the regional office: Hey y'all, I noticed some things are being incorrectly put into the system and wanted to bring it to your attention. RO: *with zero acknowledgement of my email or anything in it* Have you checked on that thing I said I'd take care of???

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I may not be the aesthetic pinnacle but one thing no one can ever say about me is that I have bad hair 💁🏽‍♀️

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Y'all, I have become a true Appalachian woman in her 30s--I cannot stop watching True Crime docs

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

This Pride Month I'm taking the opportunity to be honest and tell you all who I really am: Award-winning Lebanese-American actor Tony Shalhoub

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I've been out of school for a month and my wedding was this past weekend and without a constant concern in the back of my mind I have no idea what to do with myself when I have down time

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

The semester is officially over and I'm finally in my element, doing a LotR cross stitch and watching the 2002 classic film Crossroads

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I don't think I'll ever be a "Cs get degrees" student but I've come to accept that bad semesters produce Bs and I should be okay with that

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

If you thought professors check your sources: I got a mark on an assignment for improper citation. I've been citing my sources the exact same way for all my classes for the last year and a half. I emailed my professor for an explanation, and he took it apart piece by piece. First time it's happened.

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

After many years in this service I don't think it's possible to be neurotypical and work in a library

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Wish I wasn't allergic to like 99% of smellgoods because there is someone in every one of my classes that smells good and I just wanna be able to say the same 😭

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I have once again gotten my passenger mirror smashed in because people park like 5 feet from the curb at the courthouse and I couldn't get over to the left lane or come to a stop in time 🙃

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Is the modern "my dog ate my homework" "my cat stomped on my keyboard and deleted it"

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

One thing about me: do NOT accuse me of doing something I didn't do, especially to save your own ass. I will come at you with every possible receipt that I didn't and also with proof that *you* did it 💅

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Felt a lot better about my issues with having to site sources about things I just *know* when almost the entire class started lamenting and asking my professor "Can we just site ourselves for our own experiences???"

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I swear the theme of theme of this semester has got to be "One step forward, three steps back" 🙃

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

If I ever turn up dead for the love of all that is good please dont say things like "everyone just loved her," "she had this personality that just drew people to her," "she lit up every room she was in" bc we all know I'm a socially awkward weirdo goblin who has like 3 friends ok

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Stopped saying "I feel like I got hit by a truck" as a dad joke (because I did) and said it totally seriously...to describe my aching body that became achy from getting hit by a truck 🤦‍♀️

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Today was the first day in a long time I've woken up and felt good and ready to get shit done. Then I attended an informational program about getting into grad school and now I'm having an unrelenting panic attack 🙃

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

There are so many things that have improved with education/educators since I was last in school, but the idea that you *have* to work ahead and turn things in *before they're due* is new and insane to me

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I Wanna Cry But My Meds Won't Let Me: a memoir

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Guess we've reached the part of the semester where I feel incompetent and cry when even thinking about doing an assignment. Cool. 🙃

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Can vouch, mine is on my forearm and I really need to get it covered up 🫠 but I have yet to meet anyone who has surgically transitioned and regretted it

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Idk how to explain it to people who have never had the experience, but being off ADHD meds for any amount of time when you've been regularly taking them for months is a special kind of hell

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

What's stopping me from making a giant cross stitch of Bob from Twin Peaks and hanging it on the wall facing my guest bed

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Why do I even bother at my job if no one is going to listen to me after saying the same shit for years???

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Toby the Human Sword @sweatersandpoison.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

The petty part of me wants to get stickers with POTUS on them saying "i DiD tHaT" and put them on gas pumps like they did for ol Joe but I don't want it to look like I support Biden in any way either

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