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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

This is Dayzee. She is ground hog on stilts that has the ability to nibble and grab tomatoes that she doesn't even like to eat.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I just made an ID for a high school student who is shadowing on the medical campus and they deadpan said to me "is this all you all day?" Zero regrets not having kids.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 11/06/2026

A look back at Trump’s first 100 days of the Iran War being almost over

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

My work life feels like an I Think You Should Leave sketch. As a part of my job, I make IDs for students and staff at a medical campus. Today I've had, not one, but two professionally dressed future dentists demand their IDs be re-printed because "it looks like i have boogers on my nose". #itysl

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Made my partner dinner for our anniversary week. Nothing too fancy aside from the steak I splurged on and the Sauce au Poivre that I spent a great deal of time on but it was amazing.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Apparently, the salads I make and bring to work for lunch are bougie. I'm not apologizing. They may look expensive or pretentious, if a salad can even be described that way, but it costs way less than those chicken fingers you ordered and had delivered with Grub Hub lady!

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

This should be implemented at OKC's new Thunder Arena. @okcthunder.bsky.social

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I know where the juggler at the Thunder/Pistons game spent his whole Per Diem at. #itysl #danflashes

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Got to try out these pinball machines. Was so excited to find the new D&D Eye of the Tyrant machine. No one was there Sunday morning so it looks like I know where I will be spending my Sundays from now on. #pinball #updown

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I bought Dayzee a new truck

Dayzee dog sitting in the front passenger seat navigating in her new truck.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Excuse me?!? This plant is definitely vulgare

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Dayzee is depressed because she thought it was Thursday and wanted to watch SGA break Wilt's record tonight

Dayzee, a brown dog, sits on a sofa and ottoman in front of a TV. She is looking forlorn. She was hoping to see SGA break Wilt's record for consecutive 20+ points per game streak but realized its Wednesday not Thursday.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I love daylight savings. I'm lazy and sleep late when I can. Give me that late evening light to work in my garden! #daylightsavings

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Another Steam Nextfest to remind this 48 year old guy that a ton of new games are coming to buy but no time to play them. 24 year old self had the opposite problem. Hardly any games (relatively) but plenty of free time.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

It was a good weekend with the Ohio boys. Impressed them with OKCs local cuisine and many drinks were had. #prairie #pearls #bbq #powerhouse

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Dayzee enjoying the February night in Oklahoma. Don't worry its 54 F / 12 C #dogsofbluesky

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

My top 5 tomatoes from last year to grow again this year (Zone 7b): 1. Carmello (pictured): heavy producing and hardy - kept going strong until halloween in zone 7b. Taste great 2-5 in the comments #tomatoes #tomatoesofbluesky #gardensofbluesky #tomatoes2026

Carmello tomato plant in blue raised bed. Densely packed orangish red tomatoes that are trellised

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I wish that when people request a stupid read receipt for their email and I affirm when i have read it, they should get a message requesting a read receipt that I read their stupid read receipt. I guarantee it would nip that nonsense in the bud.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

The "Don't Tread on Me" guys were always the "We Will Fucking Tread All Over You, Given the Chance" guys. Trump and Republican voters gave them that chance.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Someone should sign up to be an ICE agent and go through their "training" with a hidden camera and document it.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Here is Dayzee looking like a bat because I can't handle the world today.

Dayzee, a brown dog, is shown with her heading hanging upside down, which sort of makes her look like a bat.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Shadowdark campaign starts tomorrow, time to start brainstorming #detroiters and #itysl characters i can make. Elwood the Naive? Tommy Quills? Dan Lightblind and his intricate apparell?

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

It's always awesome recognizing actors from #detroiters in other shows, but I was not expecting Walter Coppage in an episode of Law & Order that I saw while visiting my parents over the holidays. He was so serious but I kept laughing because I kept hearing him say "now she's sandwiches for worms".

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Just a little real life powerwash simulator on xmas eve. Gotta take advantage of 80 degree weather. #powerwashsimulator

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

First frost tonight, so I decided to pull the ripe stuff that i had been putting off doing. Leaving the green tomatoes out. Maybe they will survive. #fallhaul #tomatoes #gardensofbluesky

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

This was a banger year for tomatoes and the garden in general. Still producong and may have some around thanksgiving #fallhaul #tomatoes

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

My partner and my mother-in-law picked out these halloween decorations, and my wife painted and cut them out. It was a huge project. She really wants to win the neighborhood contest and I am quite impressed.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Celebrated the birthday with some smoked brisket and my lovely partner made me a blood on the clocktower cake complete with depiction of me dead... 10/10 day! #bloodontheclocktower #brisket #birthday

An initial cut on a juicy smoked brisket

A cake themed around the social deduction game called Blood on the Clocktower. With the birthday boy's death depicted in a comical fashion on a red cake with the game's signature tokens and a chocolate clocktower situated behind the cake.

Mac and cheese in a cast iron pan on a pellet smoker

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

A long day at the vet for sudden onset itchyscratch allergy won't stop the carrot nub disposal unit (now with improved guard)

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Whenever Dayzee needs to wear a cone all I can see is the Pablo Escobar meme when I look at her.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

The worst tasting water goes to this monstrosity. Mojito La Croix. It taste like toothpaste. Disgusting.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

One thing I have been doing since I got back into playing TTRPGs is naming all my characters to be Detroiters and ITYSL adjacent. My current character in a Delta Green campaign (think xfiles/cthulu) is an anchorman/journalist named Cooper Crim. Son of famed journalist whose already peed himself!

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Achievement unlocked: early tomatoes.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Harvested and steamed some purple sprouting broccoli last night. Gotta eat it up as it hit 90 yesterday so it's gonna bolt soon.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Even in the dark Tim Robinson can make me laugh out loud. youtu.be/VMNFYadAJX0?...

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Friendship | Official Promo | A24

YouTube video by A24

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Took a week off to get my garden in the ground. I overdid it on the tomatoes but I will give them away once I plant 30 varieties for myself. I don't have much space but it will be efficiently utilized. #gardensky

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

I overdid it again with the tomatoes and Dayzee overdid it with the playing. #tomatoesofbluesky #dogsofbluesky

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Our Roger dog was in ICU for a few days with pretty bad pancreatitis. Finally got him home and he is back to his old self but on a new diet. #dogsofbluesky

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

It's that "can we go out in the dangerous storm" look instead of being asleep. ##dogsofbluesky

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I have only lived in Oklahoma for about 4 years and it seems to me that there should be some kind of drinking game for things that meteorologist David Payne says during tornado weather. Has this been compiled by anyone? #okc #oklahoma #davidpayne

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I'm not an intellectual property guy but what's it gonna take to get Tim and Sam and other Detroiters and ITYSL characters in Fortnite? Or at least a fedora with flaps on the back aka Brian's hat. @official-fortnite.bsky.social #detroiters #itsyl #fortnite

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Soon gonna be choppin' broccoli 🥦 #skydance #gardening

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

The things a dog has to do to get her daily walk during frigid temps. Dayzee is ready for her walk! #dogsofbluesky

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Remember when conservatives carried around the Constitution in their back pocket? I always thought they needed it there so that they could whip it out at a moments notice to lecture the left on the rules of law and government. Apparently it's just there for them to wipe their ass with.

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Jeff @swarmchaser.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

No dis on Joel but @pattonoswalt.bsky.social was the best as host on 1% Club. I thought his "crowd work" was funny and kind for those got knocked out. I feel like Joel might be too mean? Game Show ‘1% Club’ Renewed at Fox, Joel McHale Takes Over as Host www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/1...

hollywoodreporter.com

Game Show ‘1% Club’ Renewed at Fox, Joel McHale Takes Over as Host

The series will be exclusive to the network after also running on Prime Video in its first season.

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