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callmeSwann

@swansays.bsky.social
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Just another girl from NyC Your moms favorite lesbian All about positive energy & good vibrations ✨️🧿🖤

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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not sure who I'm talking to but please go vote cousin. It truly matters.
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Omg Fat Joe is NOT a n***a nor can he say it nor should it be up for debate. Next caller please...
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Joe is a preacher tonight, that man has us in service tonight on versus!
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
So men aren't okay with being called a feminist even though they fully agree and support the idea and movement? Im confused and need to stop watching the Joe Budden podcast for a minute cause wtf is this..
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The mercury retrograde JUST started and has your girl all discombobulated 🫩
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Did YouTube crash? It's not opening on my phone, tv or internet 👀
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bravo Benito!! What a performance. & I don't even speak Spanish. That was so good!
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Insecure. Immediately hitting play on S1E1
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
333 ✨️
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Definitely mac & cheese
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Dear Black People, As a collective we really need to get our shit together and stop being influenced by spectators who only envy, profit and yearn to divide us even further. Now is not the time to be playing petty politics. We should be lifting each other up and pouring into our own communities.
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
They want $1M plus to buy a condo in the Central Park West neighborhood. $1M plus is INSANE for any looking for upward mobility. Tell me how to keep People systemically oppressed without telling me 😩. Isn't greed a deadly sin? 🤔
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Idk how people are just chilling and cracking jokes like shit isn't on fire rn.
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I woke up in a mood to blast some old school Stevie, Prince, Mike and more and clean. Just dance and clean. Such an unspoken gospel ✨️
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Today is the closest 3i Atlas is said be to Earth, yet its cloudy and raining in NYC. Yall dont find that suspicious?? Idk maybe it's just me.
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
These lash extensions only lasted for 24 hour 🥺 well I tried.
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Was I the only one who streamed Mississippi Pride non stop like I was from Chucalissaback in 2020? P Valley had me in a chokehold 😩
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The pro of wfh is not having to socialize with colleagues, the con is this little ass laptop I have to work on ugh.
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Zorhan Mamdani 🎉
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The fact that Eric Adams is endorsing Andrew Cuomo, should tell New Yorkers all they need to know 🙄 I'd take my chance with Mamdani any day.
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Nah wtf is going on with this weather in NYC? It's 72 but feels like a smooth 85. Yet climate change is broken real?! Foh 😩
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture.
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
So now that Jimmy Kimmels show is returning, do you guys plan to reactivate them Hulu and Disney plus accounts? 🤔 the right answer is "Hell nah" but im curious 👀
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Are "sister circles" still a thing? Or did it die out in the early 2000s? 🤔
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
"Know your enemy and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster".-Sun Tzu
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
So, did anyone else watch The Last Talk Show (snow🐇 edition) on YT? Im so glad that cornball was kicked off at the end. It's one thing to have a preference. it's another to disrespect black women. & to the women who popped AUTOMATICALLY after his first insult- THANK YOU.
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Drake is really a bitch ass 🥷🏾. Idk how anyone can still listen or support his Karen acting ass 🫩
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
As a black woman, I am mentally exhausted with everything happening in the US. * plays Earth Is Ghetto *
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
🖤💚❤️
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Happy Juneteeth Cousins 🖤💚❤️
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Woke up sick as hell after the Cowboy Carter concert last night. Definitely worth it.
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I'm throughly convinced atp.
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Logging onto IG & FB after months and realizing I didn't miss anything..let me log tf back out 😒
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Jane Doe @ur-fav-syrup.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Nope. Doing hoodrat shit with my friends
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𝘡𝘦𝘵𝘪 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘭𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘯 🐬🩵✨ @madamzeti.blacksky.app · 04/04/2025
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
4 out of 4 😈
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 02/03/2025
happy Black Herstory Month
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
HBM cousins!! Always remember, we are the blue print. The table they actually want a seat at. Y'all see how bad they want that invite to the cookout 😩 We're the shit, always has been and will be ✨️🖤✊🏾
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
You’ve been murdered, who do you want on the case? Annalise Keating on speed dial
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City Boy @ 💙 @resiliencejpg.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Finding balance in everything
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The fact that I've been up for two hours laying in the dark just looking at the ceiling is wild work smh
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This hangover won't leaveeee me alone ughhh 😩
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Beyonce. Idc Idc Idc 🐝
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Times like this is when I wish Fred Hampton was still alive.
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Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 18/01/2025
every 2 business days
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lover girl nai @naitheway.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Easily
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Camille NYC @camillenyc.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Truth moment..... it's nearly impossible for me to watch a show without any black characters. I DONT CARE WHAT YEAR IN TAKES PLACE IN.
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callmeSwann @swansays.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It is " I'm" - I am! It is frustrating to see grown ass adults typing and writing "Am" instead. That is all 🙄
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