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Mike Foster

@swanmore.bsky.social
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The only sane person in a world gone mad. Nowadays I am a mere shadow of my former self.

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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 11h
I am praying
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 11h
And they never nick the soaps and shampoos.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 11h
Army of Shadows/l'Armée des Ombres has a resistance activist, Gerbier, visiting London in maybe 1943 where a street has double yellow lines along the kerbs.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 15h
The War Below, a 2021 movie set in 1917 has a radio news bulletin at the end, announcing the successful detonation of a mine beneath German trenches. There were no radio broadcasts until 1922.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Clearly, they're hiring very stupid people.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Spelling: Peter, not Petter
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And Aldabra almost became a British airbase (leased to the USA) in the early 1960s. Environmental protests led to the base being developed on Diego Garcia in the Chagos Islands instead.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think they should have Sawney Bean on Scottish banknotes, and the Wolf of Badenoch too. And maybe Petter Murrell - he knows all about money.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump is far short of being a halfwit. Why haven't you bundled him off to an asylum? His dementia is damaging your country and the rest of the world.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay. Wikipedia says no public executions since 2022. This obviously reflects a much more liberal policy. There were only 356 executions in 2025, up from 158 in 2015.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Has Saudi Arabia stopped public executions in Chop-Chop Square?
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Spelling correction - present, not preset
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does anyone know why pickelhaubes were still preset in frontline trenches several years after the introduction of the steel helmet? Surely they won't have kept ceremonial items in the front line.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't knock him - he writes these columns for free. He does, doesn't he? Surely he doesn't get paid!
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope she doesn't forget the sheep's head bubbling away on the stove - the svið will be ruined unless she turns it down.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'd start on something simpler, like the Schleswig-Holstein Question.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ta, I’ll look at the first one. I saw the second but it’s much to large for me - I won’t be wearing it over a uniform.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'd better look harder, but I haven't seen them. Just this morning some authentic looking ones are on sale for £500 or more - bonkers!
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Great thread, thanks. Good explanation of its history. I had a duffel coat as a kid in the 1960s and I'd like one now to emulate The Cruel Sea, etc. But they're either very expensive (£350) or inauthentic with silly fastenings and fancy details. Thanks again.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who's the weirdo on his left? In fact, who are all those weirdos?
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Only 24% of the population are citizens of Monaco, so I'm surprised these rich people want to live amongst so many immigrants.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t this guy in The Sopranos?
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"An internal investigation at the West Family in Gloucester has found Fred and Rosemary broke no laws"
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or, as General Buck Turgidson described acceptable casualties in Dr Strangelove "I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops!"
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Haven't heard from Crawfie lately
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Run away! Run away!"
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no" - that's the best thing I've ever heard Kemi Badenoch say.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think he was a member of the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reaching the 3% of GDP defence spending target by blowing the budget on a system that defends only Britain is not of any bloody use to NATO. It'd be like Chamberlain spending money on radar to defend only Britain, and not having money left for bombers, landing craft, destroyers, tanks, etc.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Might as well add the RSPCA, National Trust, RNLI and Radio 4
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Elon Musk desperately needs surgery to give him some humanity
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So how many drunken sex orgies has Heather Mac Donald enjoyed in order to generalise like this?
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was inspiring to hear Isaac Herzog, President of Israel, on the Today programme saying Britain's decision to impose sanctions on Israeli settlements in the occupied West Bank would increase tensions in the Middle East. Israel has been working so hard to reduce tensions over the last few years.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah well, that's tonight's viewing sorted.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn! I spent an enormous amount of time - probably three minutes - researching this on Wikipedia, and still got it wrong!
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nein! The daughter of Robert Whitehead married von Trapp in 1911. they had 7 children. She died in 1922. He then married Julie Andrews in 1927 (I may have got it a bit wrong here).
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here in Budleigh Salterton, pensioners are already sharpening their walking sticks and drilling in terrifying Zimmer-Framed phalanxes, ready for the (very slow) march on Westminster. There will be blood (although it's always difficult finding a vein at our age).
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do hope that Nigel Farage supplies the same type of high quality intelligence to his main client and friend, Vladimir Putin.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not long now
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And here's your occasional reminder that Suella Braverman is a member of a Buddhist sect founded by Dennis Lingwood, accused of being a sexual predator on young male members of the Triratna Buddhist Community... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanghar...
en.wikipedia.org
Sangharakshita - Wikipedia
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How can you sit and listen to this rubbish? I switched on LBC at 12:35 and I think it was the Chancellor speaking. After every sentence, the audience clapped for 10 seconds or so. It was like the Chinese Communist Party annual conference - pathetic (and I'm mildly supportive of the Labour Party).
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry, December 2001. The ship was the MV Nisha, and its suspicious cargo was sugar from Mauritus, destined for a Tate & Lyle refinery. For most of the day, the broadcast news went on and on about the huge threat if the ship contained explosives... news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi...
news.bbc.co.uk
BBC ON THIS DAY | 21 | 2001: Terror alert as police seize cargo ship
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reminds me of the suspicious cargo ship in the Channel in the run-up to the Gulf War in 2002. Did it have a huge bomb on board? If it came up the Thames Estuary it could destroy half of London! SAS or Royal Marines landed on it from helicopters and - shockingly - there was no bomb, no danger at all!
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listening to Wes Streeting on the Today programme in the background - he is a terrible speaker, he talks as fast as he can and sounds like he's afraid of being interrupted because he's talking nonsense. He also said "we're literally putting our money where our mouth is", when LITERALLY we aren't.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dead, not long now. So sad.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are far easier ways to infiltrate foreign agents into Britain - rising high in Reform UK, like traitor Nathan Gill for instance.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn, I shall have to get rid of Hurricane - I don't really want to live with a cat.
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're probably witnesses in the sheepdog trials at the Old Bailey
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Awkward moment at Trump-Xi summit
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Mike Foster @swanmore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is this a message from Jesus?
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