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Tim “Swanky” Glazner

@swankpad.bsky.social
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Tiki/Mai-Kai historian. Don the Beachcomber biographer. Author. Lecturer. Computer Scientist.

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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Am I the only one who understood that the Dukes of Hazard used now and arrow because they were convicted felons not allowed to have guns? I was like 12 and understood this innately.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sip history
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Mixers available at the Don the Beachcomber booth and BGReynolds at Tiki Oasis. Very limited supplies. youtube.com/shorts/YCXsU...
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Release the Zombies
YouTube video by Swanky's Tiki Classics
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
And JD trying to normalize it.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Her opponent is so openly racist and terrible it’s hard to imagine her being worse.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The pool is a visible failure and grift, that’s why he cares so much. It’s there for everyone to film. His other failures are more difficult to photograph.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Join me at Tiki Oasis as I separate fact from myth about Donn Beach.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Another example of using the limitless pocket of the Federal government to destroy entities it doesn’t like. It’s a big cost to fight this crap, even if you win.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m Swanky and I approve this message.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Where’s my tariff refund for all the inflated prices I paid?
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
All this fuss with safety seals on everything since the Tylenol death and Oreos just come in a peel open bag you can open and close with ease. No safety.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
News should stop reporting anything Trump says as if there is any truth to it. He is lying every day about every part of this war.
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I think Congress needs to enact a law that causes the president to be immediately removed from office if they create an EO or otherwise do something unconstitutional a certain number of times. They can test the limits for sure, but if they lose X times, they are out.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
So now no one will stand in the way of aiding Ukraine
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
First box of plans and blueprints headed to the Bishop Museum.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A normal president checks to see if something is legal and constitutional before they do it rather than wasting money and resources defending illegal and unconstitutional actions. But he spends our money with wild abandon.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
You probably need this homage to Donn’s mascot cannibal. Www.Donn-Beach.com
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If birthright citizenship is ended, we all gotta go except the native Americans right?
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The Atomic Grog @theatomicgrog.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Tiki-a-Go-Go highlights: Author @swankpad.bsky.social made a splash with the new biography of Tiki bar pioneer Donn Beach, two exclusive cocktail syrups, and two entertaining symposiums. Get the book at Donn-Beach.com and check out our preview at AtomicGrog.com. #tikiagogo #donthebeachcomber
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I had a friend in high school named Bruce Licious and need to look him up and see if he has kids named Dee or Bubba.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
And see what gifts/bribes they show up with.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
So we are at war with Iran. And Israel is also at war with Iran. But they are not coordinating with us. So even if we want to stop, they can keep going and we have no control and are drawn back in. So we are Israel’s puppet.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My very old printer needed ink. Not available off the shelf any longer. A brand new printer with ink was less than just a black ink cartridge. And the same is true for the new printer…
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Wouldn’t Putin have something to say about that?
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Pre-order at: donn-beach.com/product/sear...
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
HBD Donn. Pre-order the book at www.Donn-Beach.com
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Mugs now available exclusively on my site: www.Donn-Beach.com/shop/
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Ooop!
Screenshot of an X.com post by Adam Mockler (@adammocklerr) saying, “Welp, that was a massive disgrace to the American people,” followed by bullet points claiming someone “barely even speaks English,” is “not from here,” and “associates with criminals and pedophiles,” ending with “DO NOT see the Melania movie.”
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Mugs are back as add-ons to the Kickstarter.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
And when the people begin to act up about it, they will send more troops in to escalate it all. Creating chaos is the goal.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Why was his gun drawn in the first place? He premeditated this murder
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
This is what Trump learned from Putin. Take out the leader first. If Putin had taken or killed Zelinski he might have won easily.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I have twice checked Nashville VRBO to rent a 2BR place that's pet friendly for the next entire month. The results were near 300. 300 pet-friendly places with no bookings for the entire month. That is a sure sign of a problem. Been this way for 6 months or more.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Cory Starr - How has Don the Beachcomber affected you?
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
They can go district by district and pull ballots in blue areas and never post mark them, and just throw them out. This is potentially the biggest voting fraud action in history.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Many say Trump is on death’s door. You thought there was hell when Kirk died? Wait for the celebrations when Trump dies! The dichotomy of the nation will be stark! It will be ugly.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Kickstarter coming January 12th. www.kickstarter.com/projects/kor...
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Kickstarter January 12th
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Rogan is replacing Rush as the all day listen indoctrinating a generation.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Stranger Things: Just destroy the matter creating the worm hole and forget the dozen kids.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
End gerrymandering
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
james cameron every few years
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Don Beach, perhaps America's greatest mixologist, and a life of legend. Kickstarter coming soon. www.kickstarter.com/projects/kor...
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I coined the term "The Godfather of Tiki" in my first book. I didn't call Donn the "Father of Tiki." Others brought the Tiki into the iconography, but those people owed their existence to Donn, especially Steve Crane, who many credit for the first use of the Tiki in graphics.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Probably literally golden.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Kickstarter begins January 12th.
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Am I the only one annoyed that whether I drop a 2kb file or 10 gigabyte files into the recycle bin, it gets completely full?
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Tim “Swanky” Glazner @swankpad.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Yes. Please plague them for months with this hoax.
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