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Chris Swanson

@swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social
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NBA. DSA. Books. Dogs. Don't ruin a pizza by cutting it in squares.

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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No. 18 (Pulitzer winner no. 5) of 2026. Done! #Books #Booksky 🤌🤌🤌
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No 17 of the year #Booksky
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@averagejer.bsky.social youtu.be/MqyzXnGo1OI?...
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Violent Femmes, Stones, Eels, Belle & Sebastian, Primal Scream, Brian Jonestown Massacre, E Street, Kinks, Alice Cooper band, Beck.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No 16 of 2026. Done! #Booksky #Books
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Clean out yer spice shelf. I just found a 2012 jar of paprika. Can you find an older jar of spice on yer self?!?!
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Read this.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@angelaflournoy.bsky.social I loathe the fact both yer books gave me eye water. Ha. Wonderful character writer. Chef kiss. Please never stop.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
As Above So Below is near perfect.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I also cracked a stick skeptically and wished for "a billion dollars"
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wednesday was fun.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Stutter steps and delayed kicks are the worst thing about PKs. Bush league shit
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Canada! Goaaaaaaal!
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
No. 15 of 2026. Done! #Booksky #Books
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Does anyone else who played soccer or futbol Americano past middle school hate watching it outside the world cup because you get irrationally angry?
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
No. 14 of 2026. Done! #Booksky #Books
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If Harrison Barnes wins a title in SAS he's better than Draymond all time.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Here is my biggest beef with SGA. Sam Cassell would obliterate death star destroy him. He was at least twice as good in the midrange.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oooh Fox is back for Spurs. That should be helpful. They played sloppy in game 2. Is anyone actually rooting for OKC?
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I just had the opportunity to explain to someone who James Dolan was because they had no idea who he is. I am full on joy.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It is very important the Knicks don't win the championship because if they do JD and the Straight Shot will be the official music of the parade.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I like when OKC fans chant "Refs you suck !" They deserve to more than any team ever.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
No. 13 of 2026. Done! #Booksky #Books
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Tried to order myself a sweet Primal Scream tshirt but they won't deliver to America. Based as the kids say.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Wolves win!
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
No. 12 of 2026. Done! #Booksky #Books
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Thats Husky Legend Jaden McDaniels
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Wolves win!
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
No. 11 (Pulitzer no. 4) of 2026. Done! #Booksky #Books
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Blazers win!
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Spurs are cheating
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Portland, OR / Vancouver, WA area is my 2nd favorite metropolis.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My 2nd team is the Blazers. Im excited they back in the Playoffs.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"He's a business man" Business men exist to extract dollas from customers.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Wolves win!
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The Spurs are cheating because they are not allowing the Blazers to score as many points
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hmmmm should I cook or order Pizza the eternal dilemma.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
No. 10 of 2026. Done! #Booksky
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Randle playing lousy
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
How do we mess up the fuckers who are trying to ruin the boundary waters?
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Someone tell me their favorite book... #book
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
No. 9 of 2026. Done! (Huck Finn since the letters are hard to see) #Booksky
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Wolves should play Rudy tonight and rest him the final 2 games. Not rest tonight. That way if he gets a flagrant he won't miss playoffs.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ayo SMASH!
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Did enjoy him checking Embiid outta the way for a dunk tho
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Julius Randle screw ups make me yell gibberish. I just called him an "ass tree" after a bad pass....and I was confused by what I was trying to say.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
No. 8 of 2026. Done! #Booksky
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Get Ayo that trip dub. #Wolves
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Fuck this. Time to make a random Bob Dylan mix on Spotify.
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Chris Swanson @swaninsaintpaul.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Mega rested Mike Conley is the greatest Timberwolf ever.
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