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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 15h
"He's really friendly"
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 15h
I've been using the term "AI remediation" and it works wonders with anyone who's ever had to deal with asbestos or black mold
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Coals to Newcastle but Libby's about to reclaim my checkout and I've only just learned what "fossicking" means. Loving this book, which mercifully lends itself to picking up & putting down as the whims of the library system decree.
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Load up on water, shelf stable food and ammunition, and make sure you put your Steam account in offline mode while you can.”
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@tonyzaret.bsky.social for US senate
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was told “you slap the bass, I slap your face” at exactly the right time
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes writtten English is like fireworks
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hear you can fast travel by sewer, but it’s confusing at first
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In THIS economy?!
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not to be confused with Mass. Cure Light Wounds, known colloquially as “Romneycare”
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennials be knowing what a file is
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Ha ha, yes, I love playing fantasy football with you guys after work hours” (furiously googling what a running back is)
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Chuckling along politely as the man who controls my family's access to money and healthcare curses out his "clanker" at the team meeting
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s a win-win, your passion stays fresh and you get to say you spent over a decade building it! Is what I keep telling myself
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still only September but I’m calling it: Brush Of The Year
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As the receptacle for a nontrivial amount of this pre-AI offloading I completely agree. It’s not a difference of kind, just degree.
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Join the %Faction if you want to use MY services, %PCRace.
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Elephant Graveyard World Tour
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anapestic tetrameter always prevails
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I still remember that crunch
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Auntie Pat (not actually my aunt) fed me milk bones when I was a preschooler. In hindsight I probably ate one once, thinking it was people food, and liked it enough that she just played along after that
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
YOU WOULON'T
RIGHT CLICK
A VIRGIN
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sam Barlow’s claim to fame was breaking The Dalles ferrymen’s iron grip on river transport by just saying “I’m actually going to try driving there” and it worked
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Jolly Green Orb
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My first encounter with this list kind of broke me en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
en.wikipedia.org
List of highest-grossing concert tours - Wikipedia
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was trying to explain ZZ Top to my kids so we watched a few videos and there’s this whole cosmology, apparently they’re like trickster gods who phase in and out of reality using primitive VFX, granting double-edged boons to random losers?!
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And that one guy on the team is already complaining about us renaming cremaster to cremain
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Red Hot Chili Pepper (I feel like I could handle up to one)
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Unironic recommendation for Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag if you haven’t already, not exactly Melville but above average storytelling and you just straight up get to play pirate in 3D
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m a simple man but I have fond memories of politely but firmly ending a business call mid-sentence when the words “Our founder, Lawrence Summers” came out of the other guy’s mouth.
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A defrigerator, if you will
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Late night bible grains 🏄
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Simon Difford why aren’t you on here
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nothing like trying out a new cocktail with dinner and then talking to your 8 year old for 45 minutes about what happens when we die
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This hits different after DOGE
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HumbleBrag
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s so good!!
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is turning into a great recipe thread. This may fall apart without the vinegar but is a weeknight staple at my place smittenkitchen.com/2025/06/cucu...
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cucumber crunch salad with tofu
This no-cook salad has thick batons of cold tofu + crisp cucumbers + a heavenly dressing that does all the lifting + a finishing layer of crunchy, salty, spicy stuff. I can’t wait to find out if yo…
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A Tale Of Two Wilsons
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m so here for Froad
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Twilight ass name
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s like a triple IPA you can chew
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hold B to skip to “how is it already 11am”
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ev’rybody if you’re squeamish Do the bat penis
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You used to literally have to go to places called "spy stores" to get stuff like this
Storefront for "Fox's Spy Outlet", advertising such "Spy Gadgets" as nanny cams, recording devices and GPS trackers
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Closets of Criterion
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Same! Turns out doing imaginary gun chores in fake San Francisco is incredibly soothing
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Linen IS life
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Dave L @swanhole.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
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