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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A/k/a the good riddance tour. Ends on a lonely, rainy, cold abandoned junior high school football field in another year with tears streaming down Natalie’s face and just 3 of 16 spotlights operational. Trump: “well, at least they can’t indict us.” Natalie: “what do you mean “US?””
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can’t believe Trump didn’t win this first Nobel of 2026. Probably for peace. Ended his Iran war 30-30 times alone.
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who knew this guy was alive?
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I made a periodic stop over at everyone’s favorite —@newsmax.com and (naively) was amazed at the extent to which they are overt cheerleaders for #MAGAT nation and how @barackobama.bsky.social still lives rent-free in their collective “brains.”
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Natalie: “I’m sure tomorrow will be your day, Sir.”
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Possibly add “former” to each of their titles…
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Telling the officer before boarding AF1, “we call this an umbrella because that’s what it is. The Brits call it a bumbershoot or something. No one really knows that. But you can tell your wife that. Bumbershoot…I’ll never understand them.”
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kankles are putting in a hard day
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Remedial standing school
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Heavenly
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We’re doomed
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He learned that incredible, masterful mode if negotiation from the orange master of the trade. Watch in awe!
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He will have prospectively pardoned himself, and SCOTUS will have no qualms finding that such actions were within the outer perimeter of the executive‘s conduct and immunized conduct. Thanks SCOTUS ⚖️
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Questions to which the answer is “right after the election:” When will gas come down? When will you get down to 185 lbs? When will you stop lying? When will you grow more humble? When will you acknowledge a mistake? When will you stop blaming Biden? When will you stop fucking up all you touch?
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dear Michele Tafoya: if you’re proud to be from Minnesota, do you correct the dumb shits (I’m guessing 4-6 of them) who tell you they’re embarrassed? Have you spoken up against the killings of two Minn citizens by unidentified, masked thugs? Are you against free speech rights of protestors?
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I see the Chairman of Sunoco is running the “midterm convention” in Dallas. I wonder how shareholders feel about such a public stance. I mean I’d be hard pressed to find a likable oil company, but Sunoco just fell to the bottom of the list. I hear lots of Costcos sell gas.
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Both
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just curious- when did @meetthepress.com get in the business of assisting elected officials hump their books?
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
At least make it Laq du Amerique
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What’s next? Schumer meets privately with Steven Miller over continuing a slightly softer ICE presence?
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Headline reads like it came from two cynical guys spitballing on “what’s our headline on this latest shitstorm?” And somehow one of the worst “jokes” makes it into print.
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m trying to figure out why this was such a prominent story yesterday on CNN. Former fixer and fixee have a bad break now kiss and make up. So what? Any story will be what these reunited buffoons are cooking up now that it’s all kisses and puppies.
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Beat me to it!
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Did the WaPo really write the summary of its headline or article that refers to the “amount” of aircraft, rather than the “number” of aircraft?
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Aide: “very youthful and smart look, Sir!”
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Turn the lights out when you lock the gate Tubby. We’ll miss you terribly.
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m seeing full senate one R vote shy of a majority, Fedderman casts tying vote to confirm, VP breaks tie.
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Will the Olympic canoeist be eligible for a 7 figure paycheck from a slush fund for how he was treated? Will DJT be providing the evidence of vandalism?
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Possibly, if USAO-DC did that post-indictment checking pre-indictment this would have been avoided. Sheesh- it’s like a tv judge is running that office or something…hey sorry Olympic guy! No hard feelings!
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Actually, he hardly “moved on to humor…”. It’s not that he was crass, insulting, petty, rambling, incoherent, awkward, and tedious. There was literally nothing “humorous” in his remarks. Not to his base or the toadies in the room. Time to pin a note to his sweater and leave him at the dog track
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So there was a fight between “speech writers” who work for him and Trump. Trump insisted he could write it himself. Apparently, he did. “Sir, they’re saying the best speech ever! No one liked the classy, wry, calm, confident, well-crafted, funny, clever stuff that Obama delivered!”
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Cleo, the teleprompter failed and he’s riffing like he’s in the back of a cab
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’ll watch Bette and Jane pick up their dry cleaning for hours rather than this halfwit
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He thinks he’s riffing with sycophants at Bedminster or Mar a Lardo
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Does he realize he’s on tv?
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“All of them said, ‘Sir, your flock should buy more of $rump meme coin. Tell them, Sir.’”
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Let him speak. But, to be “fair and balanced,” also invite Stephen Colbert to come to the podium right after Trump finishes.
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
How is this plane not an asset of the United States? If Clinton or Bush, or Obama accepted, for example, “title” to Bermuda, would they have been able to “take it with them” when they left? Even if for their respective libraries?
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Crazy, I know, but it’s almost like the reporters from @nytimes.com were spot on in their reporting of Where’s Waldo taking the old AF1 back from Turkey. You know, just before being served with subpoenas to testify about some unidentified DOJ inquiry. Almost like there was no basis for DOJ action.
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You know Fox Sports is laundering the boos!!!
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
To Chuck Grassley they are!
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Let’s ask Trump how many times he invited his most ardent MAGA supporters to visit his golf clubs for a swim, a round of golf, a tractor pull, sheep shearing, and a nice dinner. He loves his people!!! MAGA Weekend is coming to every Trump property!!
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Not sure I would have been able to resist asking Chuck “I might run again” Grassley for “the evidence he has read” purportedly revealing Liz Oyer’s recommendations to Biden. Does he even know what commutation means? Or “commentation” as he seemed to call it.
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m waiting for the ICE panel discussion.
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Trump speech and Rubio UN propaganda So I guess today is the tsunami of BS by the administration. McCarthy-like attack of “leftist violence” at the UN. And what network or cable station is ready with a side by side refutation of the election lies we will hear tonight? EPSTEIN. MIDTERMS
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Can one senator or house member start asking these nominees who prepped them for their confirmation hearing and specifically gave them the moronic response, “well Joe Biden was sworn in as President” or had the most electoral votes? These halfwits don’t spew that bs on their own.
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Maybe Alex Murdaugh will jump in.
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
No doubt, more Antifa-algae-paint slashers at work. I’ve seen more spectators at polar plunges in February
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swampsofjersey.bsky.social @swampsofjersey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Brain trust behind JD Vance ‘28 campaign settling in on theme: Vance! Because Who Wouldn’t Want 4 More Years of this Shit?
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Baroness Themis @baronessthemis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
#ObamaAppreciationDay
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