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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
every porn video that exists, this penis has experienced, the internet calls me the fap king
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I havent showered since last year
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
@swagmaster42069.bsky.social taught me
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
2026 we all dropping out and pursuing a rapping career
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Upgrades gpu and buys new keyboard despite having retired from competitive titles and is mostly playing non demanding games like a boss
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Sometimes i get the feeling ive said something before
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Pov lowballing people on ebay healed you
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Discord wrapped yt wrapped when is x the everything app (formerly known as twitter) wrapped
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I forgot how to post a looooong time ago
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Told my folks im gettin rich it aint no way im washin dishes
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Playing dispatch fucked me up anytime someone speaks to me im choosing between dialogue options in my head the walking dead did this to me too lmao i should be back to normal in a couple days idk if this is helping me or not cant tell its tempting to say crazy shit just cuz the options right there
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I got drip i let it walk
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Oh yeah thats loud i can hear that very clearly can i reverse the damage ive done to my ears somehow
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I wouldnt have skipped every single school dance thing if id known they were like this
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Ap lunch
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This videos been killing me all day
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
One of my professors was being reviewed and got a bad score because the reviewer guy is a piece of shit he got a 1/4 on something cuz me and this other girl didnt say shit theres 9 people in the class it cant be that serious i like him hes funny i felt bad even tho he said it was chill
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Doppelgangers are real btw ive seen memes of people that look liie my friends and just today i searched a song from smallish artist and in the comments there was a latinx dude that HAS THE SAME NAME AS ME LAST NAME AND ALL and if that wasnt enough he had EITHER/OR AS HIS PFP WTF
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I gave this up already too hard plus i feel like i wasnt fully appreciating them
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
How can i acquire some “lean”
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Drink talk i let the drink talk
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Clash economy about to crash when i have all ts gracias supercell
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I swear i just felt my braces shift my teeth in real time
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Messed up lyrics annoying
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Spent half an hour in the lab planning an outfit for tomorrow and came to the conclusion that i cant dress for shit ✌️
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
“Half life 3 tomorrow”
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
How am i expected to not want to kill myself
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I have to watch speedruns and listen to the ost of every game after i finish it otherwise i die
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I learned one of my friends was lactose intolerant 3 times before it actually stuck
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Sometimes i get the feeling ive said something before
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Im addicted to being half awake that state when youre just about to fall asleep but keep hanging on feels so fucking good i keep it up until i feel im gonna pass out then wake myself up just to do it again later maybe this is why i always feel tired not enough rest……
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I cant stand my chemical romance ultra poop
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I be putting on my glasses to see darkness better
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Tick tock heavy like a brinks top looking like im tip top shiny like a wristwatch time will grab your wrist lock it down til the thing pop can you stick around for a minute til the ring stop please god 🔁
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Today is 9/11
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I SAW A WALRUS JERKING OFF
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I cant even lie zuckerbergs good he got me with the new gram update swiping right takes you to reels instead of dms now ive watched more reels in the last two days than i have since they became a thing
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Playing pretend
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Theres a dude on facebook marketplace selling rep bape shirts lmao
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Getting real tired i need to realize my full potential…….. at the very least on one front its not too late tomorrow i go
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Locked himself out of his car like a retard award this is what i get for not listening to my mommy and not having a copy
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Wow left me hanging i see how it is
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Bot tan i want to kill myself
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I almost exclusively wear baggy shirts that make me look fat so i feel like a WHORE when i wear slim fit t shirts and stuff like yeah take a good look at my BOOBS and WAIST
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I just stared at myself in the bathroom for a solid minute theres a voice telling me to clean shave ITS WINNING
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The shit on my phones kills me what da hell was i doing in 2020 man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this stuff is funny but its not funny
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
You eat babies
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sex @swagmaster42069.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
They cant stop me from skipping im PRETTY sure the next test is on wednesday not today not that itd matter all that much anyway……….
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