SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Had the Best time at the renaissance fair yesterday!!! 161
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Newly single, if you’re kinda mean and have big hands I suggest you hide 240
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I never make grocery lists I shop based on vibes alone 010
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Now that I have a car I understand why people sit in their cars for a bit before going inside 030
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I was watching a spider trap a fly in real time and then my cat noticed and ate them both lol 240
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Seeing Mamdani do great things in NYC makes me feel like a child watching their sibling open a cool christmas gift while the parents keep saying “be grateful, you just got a Frey last year” 💀 030
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Polyamorous? Isn’t that the big guy in the cave that Odysseus fought? 020
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Watching Lindell absolutely choke in the primary was cathartic. Hope he’s crying into one of his shitty My Pillows rn 021
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026one milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them 160
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It’s better to have baja’d and blasted than to never have baja’d at all 050
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Building a rotation of dresses to wear to work so I don’t ever have to wear pants 220
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Bethesda sale on steam rn in case anyone needs a 4th copy of Skyrim 220
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Not now kitten, mommy is extracting value for the shareholders 052
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 31/07/202690% of texting me is me telling you in detail what weird thing my cats are doing at the moment 120
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’m borrowing my dad’s car for a few days and I put a smash mouth cd in there as a fun surprise for when I give it back 030
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If I had the Taco Bell lettuce parasite I wouldn’t even notice because my ass is already a shit factory 040
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I swear every time I get my vibrator out my cat decides that it’s the perfect time to try to curl up between my legs 180
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I’m halfway through morning star on audio and all I can say is ahhhhhhhhh 020
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026At my big age of 30 I finally got a drivers license! Passed the road test this afternoon 🙏😭 270
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Now that my bookshelves are organized my new favorite hobby is coming into the office to stare at them 051
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026how do they keep growing seedless fruits if they don’t have any seeds 120
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Might fuck around and get another tattoo just to feel something 010
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Certified freak, 7 days a week (logging into my MMO to get the daily bonus 😩) 020
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 18/01/2024Haven’t posted on here in a minute so here’s a picture I took of the Alamo 140
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 06/10/2023Welcome to bluesky! We have rules here: 1. Dance fucker dance 2. Man he never had a chance 3. And no one even knew it was really only you 020
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 05/10/2023October already. Did anyone wake up that Green Day guy? 030
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 02/10/2023I had an awesome time at Oktoberfest this past weekend and even won best dressed! PROST!🍻 1100
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 28/09/2023girl math is packing 14 pairs of underwear for a week-long trip in case you shit your pants every single day 050
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 25/09/2023might fuck around and start dressing like my bloodborne character 050
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 19/09/2023People who confuse etymology with entomology bug me in ways I can’t put into words 050
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 24/08/2023The ren fair look came together nicely I think, can’t wait to sip on mead and gaze upon corseted titties this weekend 🍻 2100
SWAGAMEMNON @swagamemnon.bsky.social · 25/07/2023A fool complains about a hole in his pants, a wise man uses it to scratch his balls 240
