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adam

@swag.bsky.social
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I only love my bed and my mama I’m sorry

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adam @swag.bsky.social · 15/04/2023
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
Yeah GGS fucks super hard. I think everyone should read it.
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
My beef with Sapiens is that it was just distilled Guns Germs and Steel + Harrari’s speculative flair (he doesn’t make an effort to dileneate between said speculative flair and evidence based arguments)
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
“Guns Germs and Steel” and “The Ancient City” were both fun reads
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 13/04/2023
I’ve been a Bluesky power user for over 17 years now and I only just got invites last night
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 13/04/2023
gm blueksy
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
If I don’t do my taxes soon, there will be consequences.
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
It’s too late, my feelings are irreparably damaged
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
I think gender is good except for when it’s bad
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
I am inevitable
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
Live fast, go deaf young
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
I will not eat the bug. I will not live in the pod. I will clean my ear with the q-tip.
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
If you drink 2-5 liters of water it’ll be gone in an hour
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
Thanks king
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
What are the rules around toeposting on here?
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
🤨
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
Trying this with oatmeal for dinner tonight
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
Babe, please stop calling them my “internet friends,” they’re a densely connected subgraph of Twitter power users
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
No but I would love to
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
I went to the densely connected subgraph of twitter power users and no one knew you
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
This is my happy place
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
It’s fine bro I swear bro just avoid the bad neighborhoods bro don’t worry bro here’s a 30 page list of bad neighborhoods there aren’t that many bro
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
The inflection point was sf being so back
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
I thought you’d never ask
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
I’m here to post my takes on AI and procrastinate doing my taxes, and I’m all out of takes on AI.
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
I love this app it’s so fun I especially love how some of my Twitter moots aren’t following me back but it’s ok my feelings aren’t hurt at all it’s fine I’m having fun lol
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
Wdym “female orgasm”? 🤨
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
Only one way to find out 😈
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
You couldn’t till AFTER we were done hanging out to post this??
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
The dopamine antagonist should block the dopamine receptors which (I think) may decrease the perceived effects of a given dosage of said stimulant
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
Today I sat in neither piss not blood but a third, stinkier thing (shit)
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
I think that would make it worse
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
Can we be twitter rivals on the heavenapp 🥺👉👈
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
Massage and or light jog will get some blood flowing and help a little with recovery You’ll probably just have to endure it for another 2-3 days tho
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
Haha pls reply haha. If we lose our streak I will rope haha.
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atlas @creatine.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
tax the poor
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
Bluesky has me feeling like Christopher Columbus (about to give EVERYONE smallpox)
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
Oh I see. You want to do discourse discourse.
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
Okay, the time has come. Who’s ready for dating discourse?
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
I’m so glad they made a Twitter for Latinas. That’s what this is, right? Everyone here is a Latina, right?
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
You’re hot. I have 87kg of pickled hard boiled eggs. Let’s talk.
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
Ur so brave daniel
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
She’s buggy but I like her
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
Perplexed. I’m trying to figure out if I can make French fries with olive oil. Everyone is telling me no, but my heart is telling me yes.
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adam @swag.bsky.social · 10/04/2023
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