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Eric Swader (Real)

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Actor still I think.

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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 1h
Undecided voters thinking “Hmm, on second thought, maybe Mike Collins has a great ass after all.”
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 6h
Holy water is salty so people won’t drink it.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Christ, this is gonna keep getting worse and worse
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I just bought this lovely robot bird, and it is my most prized possession.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Man, you just want Vance to spill his coffee on himself. He’s the quintessential guy you want to get embarrassed by a coffee stain.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is so fuckin funny
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Man, they got nothing for their bribes
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Closing with a tight 5 on 13 floors. Not ready for a crowd, IMO.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I want Democrats to stop saying “We have to win by massive numbers.” We have to win. Stop conditioning win before they get their shot. Bad politicking.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s like being held hostage by a toddler
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Goddamn, toast is really good. Even just toast with butter. I love it.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What’s funny about this to me is how “Human Music” it feels.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is one of the funniest headlines I’ve ever read
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Never get out of bed again” from Pet Sematary freaked me out something awful
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Biden should have immediately begun his second term proudly announcing his decision to be a one-term caretaker, setting the stage for a predecessor who would better reflect the next generation. Suckered by hubris.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you’re a Republican worried about civility, leave the GOP or shut the fuck up.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t think Democrats should see Trump and say “I want a president who will tell the DOJ what to do.” I do think they should do what Biden wouldn’t and nominate an AG who will prosecute Trumpists more aggressively.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
End of season in Pittsburgh. Good on the Pirates for their winning season.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I cannot believe how good Lanterns is. I simply cannot. The newest episode is a career high for Chandler and an equally powerful turn from Pierre. Chandler is capturing this old Hollywood quality but to a truly modern effect and with a modern sensibility that undercuts it in a great way.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He Schmitt the bed.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love to watch the NY Times run their annual “Piss Drinkers Defend Taste” piece before the midterms.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
David Pumpkins is good.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Batman 89 rocks. Setting aside what it gets right or wrong about the source, it’s a compelling vision executed confidently. It also remains the best Bruce Wayne/Batman, I think.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching old episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark for the nostalgia kick. Occasionally stunned by a guest star. Catch myself saying “Is that Frank Gorshin” out of nowhere.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BlueSky captures the spirit of the commercials between shows on the Sci-Fi Channel in the 90s (complimentary)
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rom.Com Is that a thing?
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I could be Tom Bombadil
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Probably time to ICE the COFFEE debate 😎
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just actively not listening to podcasts that run gambling or AI ads anymore.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love to see something that isn’t in my lane, understand that it is not in my lane, and proceed with my day and make dirty rice and relax.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Something about America.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As someone who hasn’t driven since I was 15, I’m genuinely amused by how much people haaaaate walking now.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If Eggers was serious, he’d do Romeo and Juliet in Italian
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol this election is gonna be wild in some direction, I just hope it’s a good one
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Does sort of feel like before they all start handing out Kool Aid
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They’re gonna have to come up with a ship full of the dead aliens to distract people from fuel costs.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well congrats to the Dodgers and team TBD on their World Series matchup.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If Democrats expand control, they’ll have trouble at the federal level. But state level Dems have a chance to do big things in the mean time to improve their reputation.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They shouldn’t try to run on it now, but the Democrats had better make their 2026/2028 plan to destroy the GOP on immigration and pitch a new presidency on passing a bill to unfuck the situation. There’s a way to do that’s practical but compassionate
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ranch holders on pizza boxes send
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was wrong once
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I actually think the Fed is going to do a different 4th thing #fedwatch
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump going after old media (which was already near death) feels increasingly like a big strategic error.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s gonna be up to the insurgent movement in the party to ensure Jeffries doesn’t become speaker. Doesn’t mean it’ll be one of their own, but they’ll have an angle to work.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m not a capitalist or a socialist or a communist. I support whatever economic policies support democracy.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Neocons anxiously awaiting their War with Iran like it’s a new Star Wars movie and its The Phantom Menace is one of those “Funny how the world works” sort of things.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Haha good stuff
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Criticizing how poor people eat to survive is a grim symptom of internalized capitalistic shame, gotta say.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cannot understate how helpful it is that Trump is a burst scarecrow with bad lawyers.
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Eric Swader (Real) @swadertot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bing bong!
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