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sw1shy

@sw1shy.bsky.social
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A data analyst and Binyot enjoyer. 80's baby. I like video games, rats, birds, and watching Elden Ring lore videos 24/7. Fav Book: Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett, Show: Venture Bros, Band: The Shins & Lemon Twigs

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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
#rats #petrats Esnupi melting like a slice of cheese.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
#rats #petrats Just a tiny bite of pizza crust, as a treat.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
#rats #petrats Opened my phone to look at something and got jump scared by this photo because at first glance it looked like boobs.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
#rats #petrats The stinky children getting a taste of some egg bites.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
#rats #petrats Melpert cosplaying as a cheesy double beef burrito from Taco Bell.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
#rats #petrats It's just Melpert.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
#rats #petrats Trying out this new hand washing station. Very attentive staff, would try again.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
#rats #petrats Rats when (even though you made NO noise) they see you pick up the treat container.
Mesothelioma, Officer Beepsky, Toyotathon, and Grunion.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
#rats #petrats This new dishwasher takes forever.
Rat lick plate.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
#rats #petrats Sometimes you just gotta smell your bro's fingers.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
#rats #petrats Throwback pic of my heart rat Squishtopher, head so empty but heart so full.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
#rats #petrats Toyotathon and Beepsky contemplated escaping but only Cheetus made a break for it.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
#rats #petrats Toyotathon sleeping peacefully in the hammock he loves but has been slowly destroying.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
#rats #petrats The morning scramble to be the first to get breakfast.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
#rats #petrats Melpert and Grunion woke up acting like they had to get ready to go to their soul crushing jobs.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
#rats #petrats They conveniently ordered themselves from least to most corporeal: Officer Beepsky, Toyotathon, and Melpert.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
#rats Shout-out to my favorite r/RATS rat Scrappi. Photo by u/Lilithcrowe on reddit.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
#rats Lil' Cheetus making sure every inch of the couch is seasoned with piss.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
#rats Melpert being baby.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
#rats Presenting the world's juiciest rodent leg.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
How far we've come.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
In love with this art by Alison Friend.
A small dog shamefully gorging himself on a taco, while a bottle of Cholula sauce sits by its side.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
#rats Melpert has arisen.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
#rats Melpert and Toyotathon tentatively enjoying a slice of cucumber from their Grandpa.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
#vinesauce I've almost got enough points for the free tote bag.
A person has watched a ridiculously large amount of one streamer.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
#rats fighting for attention as if they're Odysseus' wife Penelope greeting him after 20 years at sea.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
#rats Squishtopher surveying all of his lands.
A rat stands proudly on a hand like he is a lion on pride rock.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
#rats Havin' a little sip.
Cute grey and white rat takes a drink out of a water bottle.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#rats Little slappers being dubious creatures.
Two rats licking a yummy treat off of a human finger. They appear to be slapping at each other in an attempt to procure the most snack.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
#rats Ratthew and Meatball enjoying a tiny rat-sized sandwich. They were mostly interested in licking the sauce.
Two black and white rats lick the finishing sauce from their haute cuisine sandwich.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
#rats Lil Cheetus and Toyotathon being upset because they've gone one second without any attention. The horror.
Just a couple of stinky rats.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
#rats Squishtopher dreaming that he's eating a delicious snack. He would soon awaken and be disappointed.
Very sleepy rat clenches a fist, a large foot, presumably the rats, creeps into the shot in the lower right.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
#rats She swears she doesn't know who got dirt all over the floor. I don't know about you but I think she looks innocent.
A STINKY rat with dirt all over her nose stands surprised in a tub of dirt wondering where all this dirt came from.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
#rats Toyotathon in his Halloween costume. Him: "If I lick, will I be released from this travesty?" He was not.
A rat dressed in a tiny witch hat and pumpkin cape futilely licks the hand of his father as if the placation will hasten his release. It will not.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
#rats Peppino Spaghetti totally not judging the fact you haven't taken a shower today. No really, he's chill about it.
A very relaxed rat looking deeply into your soul, is it judgment, is it love? Who knows?
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
#rats The rats enjoying a big relax in their hammocks.
Rats Toyotathon and Cheetos having a snooze. Rats Mesothelioma and Melpert.
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JR3DFUL @jr3dful.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
You too can shake your very own rat! Check out #RATSHAKER on Steam today! store.steampowered.com/app/3290710/... #indiedev #unreal #ue5 #gamedev #unrealengine #unrealengine5
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Korean corn dogs are the best. A molten core of mozzarella cheese instead of a stinky hot dog is a game changer.
A ridiculously cheesy Korean corn dog covered with crushed hot Cheetos.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Her: I'm home alone Me:
Rat does it's darndest to escape the confines of it's perfectly lovely home.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
#rats #ratsofbluesky Milton being serenaded with a custom battle theme. See if you can guess what game it's from. youtube.com/shorts/oJ58W...
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Milton the Rat: Battle Theme
YouTube video by sw1shy
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
#rats #skyrats Our resident #Melpert who is definitely a frog, no need to look any closer.
A very curious frog who is absolutely not a rat in a tasteful frog costume.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The #rats are smelling some butthole and relaxing. From left to right: Officer Beepsky, #Melpert, and Mesothelioma.
Three rats on a corgi patterned blanket, one is sniffing the butt of another, while the third is looking to the right, wistfully.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
#rats #melpert Melpert being held like a delicious burrito.
A rat looking bewildered as it is being held like it owes someone money, feet dangling.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
#rats That feel when you're half asleep but still needed to take a shower.
A disgruntled rat is held firmly but lovingly in a towel after a bath to remove some egregious diarrhea.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
#rats POV a naked rat found the Arby's marinara left unattended.
A naked rat sneakily consumes the contents of a small container of Arby's marinara sauce. The empty box of mozzarella sticks sits forlornly in the background.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
#rats Milton as a fresh babe and a crusted busted old man.
A young and vibrant looking brown rat with his whole life ahead of him. A world weary old rat lounging in a hammock contemplating his life.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
#rats Soup of the Day is Pickle. She may not be full of soup, but she does enjoy sleeping in it.
A rather large rat lounging in a ceramic bowl with the slogan "Soup of the Day" emblazoned across the front. The rat looks cozy.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
#rats Toyotathon deciding if he wants to come out of the hammock. He chose not.
A black and white rat peers suspiciously from a hammock, deciding whether or not to come out for possible treats.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
#rats #ratsofbluesky Nude rat having a cheeky couch snack.
A sneaky naked rat eating a piece of chicken  nugget on a blue couch, the rat is hunched so you can see his wrinkled body.
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sw1shy @sw1shy.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
#ratsofbluesky Very close rat.
Extremely blurry close up of a rat.
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