iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Ya know when you’re watching 24 Hours and you think god this man is absolutely disgusting and then you hit the second episode and oh, oh no, it’s men. Not man. Men are disgusting

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

My dpd driver could launch a successful stalking petition with how much I refresh the tracking page. He’s been very close TWICE today and keeps going further away.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Ok it’s 6pm on Sunday and I am done. Yesterday I got up early to clean my room and clear out my dads wardrobe before it got too hot, and then I mostly just sat in front of my fan because 32 degrees in London hits different ok but I did manage a few little jobs

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

It’s 3.30pm and I’m very behind on my Sunday to do list.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Nanny love is that I packed everything up for an afternoon at the park, walked to the school to sit in the cafe with air con for 10 minutes, realised I forgot his ball and I’m now walking back to the house to get it and then rushing back for pickup.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Everyday I watch tourists lose their freaking minds when cabs drive straight past them when they’re trying to hail. All of these cabs have their lights off. Which means they are busy.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

My favourite misused phrase is when people say ‘escape goat’ cause I just picture a goat moving like a ninja

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

It’s so annoying to have a relatively good weekend and then wake up with a migraine on Monday and have to call out of work and now you’re filled with anxiety and dread for the coming week

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Father’s Day really hindered my productivity today because I took my parents to lunch and the cinema (HTTYD is wonderful) so it’s almost 6 pm and not everything is done on my to do list and it’s mildly stressing me out

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

MB just called DB hubby in our group chat and I’m not a fan of that 😂

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Trying to remind myself that peace often feels like boredom. Anyway, laundry baskets are empty, room id clean and bed is changed, everything is charged, prepped my snacks for the week and I feel pretty ready to take on the last term at work.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

I got some sweet potato jerky type thing from Costco and yeah that’s gonna be a no from me

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Kicked myself up the arse yesterday and finally got up and showered and out of the house but not much else was done so today I cleaned my room, emptied the laundry baskets and did all the little jobs. But my brain couldn’t let me have a good day so then I binged and now I feel incredibly sick

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Yesterday I went for a mani/pedi, grocery shopping, made a very good pasta salad, cleaned my room and went to the gym. Then of course watched Eurovision with a couple of margaritas.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I fear I’ll never be able to fully leave the bad place until we can be private on here cause the rare times that sometimes I don’t know replies to my post it’s like a jump scare

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Been trying to go to the gym 4 times a week which means I have to go today cause I skipped Wednesday so if I don’t I have to go Saturday and Sunday but it’s Eurovision on Saturday which means I’ll most likely be hungover on Sunday. But I have 0 self discipline so I’ll most likely go back to sleep

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Listening to this 6 year old tossing and turning and moaning about going to sleep while I myself am exhausted may push me over the edge. If he huffs one more time I’m going to headbutt the wall

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Sebastian just ‘saved’ a football with his face and now I’m in trouble for laughing. It’s not a real football it’s a little foam one so I think I’m still in the right

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

There’s a mum trying to make conversation with me in the playground, she has a buzz ball in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Look hun, I get it, if I was on a day off and we weren’t in a playground surrounded by kids, we could be friends, but today, no. Time and place

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Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

I cleaned my room yesterday so today I just needed to do my laundry and all the little jobs to prepare for the week. Baskets are now empty and just waiting on one load to try so I can put it away and be done with my to do list and enjoy the rest of my day

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

My parents are attending a mews party tonight, I’m almost certainly invited but my actual name wasn’t on the invitation so I’m using that as my excuse to not attend so that I can have the flat to myself and binge watch season 3 of Hacks

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Wedding Banquet is so wonderful and I cried twice

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Our cleaner at NFs has not been able to come since about August last year because of some personal situations but NPs have stuck it out cause she’s been with them for about 15 years and they’re loyal which I love so we’ve just been managing, it hasn’t been great but we’ve made it work with us all

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Why do mothers not understand phones? You don’t need to be loud enough for them to hear you in Liverpool. It is not a tin can on a string. You can just use your normal voice I swear to god

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

My to do list is done, laundry baskets are empty, everything is charged and prepped for the week, I made cookies and dyed my hair. Cleaned the bathroom and hoovered. All the things I need to do feel set up for the week ahead.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Is it weird to say ‘where’s my kid’ when looking for your NK in the playground? Disclaimer, I’m always actively watching but he’s a fast little fucker and everyone is wearing the same uniform so sometimes it takes me a minute to spot him.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Can we go back to talking about the minutiae of nanny life? For instance today I went to the house, folded a ton of laundry, put a load on and hoovered the bottom floor, got things ready for activities tomorrow and then did nursery and school pick up, supervised piano time, home work time and now

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Me sitting on the floor folding laundry:… MB: walks past and laughs at me Me: that feels mean, what? MB: Tiana, you’re still wearing your sunglasses Me: 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😂😂😂

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Why am I so strict about getting stuff done on Sunday? Because my depression brain hates Mondays. Not sure why cause I don’t hate my job but if I wasn’t prepared for the week it would be even worse.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Liverpool just won the premier league and now I’m crying cause that would have made my grandad so happy. Grief comes in waves.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Yesterday I was hungover and basically just rotted including waking up late, eating everything in sight and a 3 hour nap until I kicked myself up the ass and had a power hour of cleaning my room and getting my life in order.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Im having very intense Sunday scaries on a Monday cause I’ve been off work for 2 weeks and still haven’t had a reply to my raise request. Welp. Gonna try and have an early night

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

They had lawyers, trials, most were given pretrial release, allowed to testify in their own defense, got discovery, could call witnesses, could cross-examine witnesses, could present mitigation at sentencing, and had a right to appeal.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I think I’m going to throw up. I just asked for a raise.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

It’s a hungover Sunday this week so I’m not as productive as usual. Luckily I preempted this so my room is already clean and my bed is already changed. Laundry baskets are now empty and once the various devices are charged my to do list will be done and I will be focusing on eating many carbs.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Did I just put on my gym clothes id laid out for Monday to run and pick up my new smart watch then refold them like nothing ever happened to avoid tarnishing my empty washing basket? Yes. Am I contemplating an everything shower but also don’t want to cause of the laundry basket? Yes. It’s a problem

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Ok, it’s 1pm on a Sunday and I am done for the day. Room is clean, laundry baskets are empty, bathroom has been deep cleaned, everything is ready for my second (and last) week off work. Everything is ticked off the list and new ones written for the coming week. I’m knackered now.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Yesterday I went to the gym, got my hair done, tried a lash lift (the jury is still out on if it’s worth it) did some laundry and cleaned my room. Today I’m going for breakfast and pedicures with dad and then a long walk before blood donation.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Duolingo girls, is there a way to block certain activities?

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Waited 40 minutes to somehow get on the wrong train and I’ve just added another hour to my journey

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Currently visiting my grandparents and I love them I love them I love them but I should have made it a day trip rather than an overnight visit. I know I should appreciate every second, especially after last year I know but oof

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

After my great start to the day yesterday I then went out for dinner and saw Joseph etc Dreamcoat with mum which was actually quite fun and camp. This morning I’ve been up, run all my errands, and ticked off most of my to do list.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Can I boast for a second? I’ve cleaned my room, changed my bed, washed, dried, folded and put away the old bedding, put away my laundry, done my reading, my Duolingo and 30 minutes on the treadmill and eaten a healthy breakfast. Also packed up a Vinted parcel and listed another item.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I just have to get through today and then I’m off for 2 weeks. 2 weeks that are shaping up to be busier than when I’m working but still.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Ya know when that class mum you’ve been friends with starts throwing out things like ‘gender madness’ and ‘they’re cancelling Easter’ and you realise you have to pull back

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I have done every little and big job I can possibly do to be prepared for the week ahead. I refuse to feel the Monday scaries. No.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Weekly reset is a little different cause I actually have to leave the house today, on a Sunday no less, because my cousin flies in this afternoon. But for now my laundry baskets are empty, room is clean, everything is charged and prepped for the week ahead.

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

This tourist showing the bus driver the maps on his phone to show there’s a quicker way to get to his destination. Sir, have you heard of a taxi?

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Palace Nanny @sw1nanny.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Weekend round up. I haven’t left the house but I’ve been very productive. Lots of organising and clearing out, 4 bin bags gone and the spare room now feels useable. On top of that, room is clean, bed is changed, laundry baskets are empty, everything is ready for the next week and I also feel rested.

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