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sw0rdfish:[Zag]

@sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team
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Tech Junky, Dad, Husband, Level 7 Cleric

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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 08/09/2026
Oh oh…
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 30/05/2026
@andrewmanganelli.bsky.social @mkbhd.com Apple does the same thing, I just checked it while driving. ( with someone ). Strange.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 05/04/2026
Dear @cbssports.bsky.social I PAY for your website. Fuck off!
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 04/04/2026
What am I missing. #TFC #MLS
Score from an MLS game with Toronto and Colorado tied at two. Toronto has one red card and the rapids have two.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 01/04/2026
My beautiful wife brought me coffee and a donut…. The audacity.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 01/04/2026
what? #GoHabsGo
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 29/03/2026
Almost 8000 days and I’m still playing Wow. Too bad there was no lifetime sub.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 22/02/2026
Dear #AppleTV and #MLS thanks for the seizure.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 23/07/2025
$6 plate of fries… Never change hotel lobby bar… or you know. Do?
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 17/06/2025
You know you lead an exciting life when… ( also can I take screenshots with my watch!? )
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 11/05/2025
Have kids they said!!!
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 07/05/2025
Is this Paul Rudd !?
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 22/04/2025
Oh thank you Amazon. Your generosity knows no bounds!!!
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 25/03/2025
And I’ve been home for 24 hours. 🤦‍♂️
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 21/03/2025
This is just so kind and thoughtful. #GoHabsGo
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 15/03/2025
Up the Town!!!! Let’s go! #Wrexham
Score of the Wrexham soccer game. They won 1-0
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 05/03/2025
that's probably un-good.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 01/03/2025
This is offensive. $18 for 200g of chocolate!? @shoppersdrugmart.bsky.social is an embarrassment
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 27/02/2025
I let the three year old dress my pizza.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 27/02/2025
I'm sorry, in what way is this useful or funny? Never mind the waste of government time from a Government who says they need to trim the fat. Good job becoming the laughing stock of the world.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 23/02/2025
Finally! #Loremaster
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 17/02/2025
“News” in 2025.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 17/02/2025
Yikes! No info other than these pictures.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 13/02/2025
Woop woop
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 27/01/2025
Throw Back Monday! To when these two finally came home! 3.5 years ago. Now they’re tearing up the living room!
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 25/01/2025
From the settings in the bsky App
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 24/01/2025
I know in today's world, 1.2TB isn't much, but I still get nerdy doing this over terminal. Exporting a client's email, there's a lot... I wonder if any of it is worth the time, storage and bandwidth as it's already been migrated to their new service.
[78/319 files][ 85.7 GiB/ 1.2 TiB] 6% Done 105.8 MiB/s ETA 03:09:46
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 23/01/2025
Me too me too! Right on the gaming travel box! #CoreWithin
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 20/01/2025
I’m proud of this one. #ExtraLife
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 08/01/2025
"Regular plebes left to burn to death".... Or maybe your headline just sucks? @ctvnews-rss.bsky.social
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 05/01/2025
What? #GoHabsGo
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 12/12/2024
Hey LiveScore, this is how you lose notification privileges! Pretty sure this isn’t a Wrexham match alert!
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 11/12/2024
I have three of these things and they’re a pain in the ass. I have numerous neighbours with 20-50 of them. I never realized I lived near so many masochists.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 09/12/2024
Sometimes… even when you’re sick, you take hits off the leftover dollar store pop-rocks from your kids’s party… cuz pop rocks rule!
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 07/12/2024
Dear Synology…. I get it.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 05/12/2024
After spending an entire year bouncing around our living room after getting it for Christmas last year. He finally has a home. #BarbecueSauce
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 02/12/2024
Dear @cogecoconnexion.bsky.social , maybe if this keeps happening, you need to build in a little more redundancy? One trunk line that keeps getting vandalized is a system weak point.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 29/11/2024
Stopped at a Tesla charger again to top up ( it’s getting cold. I drive a lot ) I’ve never seen more than 130kwH charging rate. Right now, I have this. #F150Lightning #EV
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 27/11/2024
😬 ( I’m sure they’ll blow it )
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 20/11/2024
This feels like info I didn’t need.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 20/11/2024
It’s here! Not that I’m dying to give Tesla money but there are times where using a Tesla charger is going to save me a bit of inconvenience. 5 minutes off the route instead of 20.
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 19/11/2024
Imagine that….
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 10/10/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #645,966! Do I get Elder Discounts now? 🤪
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #645,966, sw0rdfish ⚠Invalid Handle, joined on Aug 19, 2023"
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sw0rdfish:[Zag] @sw0rdfish.neptunesbeard.team · 09/09/2023
Let’s gooo!!! @garywhitta.bsky.social
Gary Whitta’s Latest Book Pre-Order
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