Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"BECAUSE WE NEEEEED EACH OTHAH / WE BELIEEEEEVE IN ONE ANOTHAH / AND I KNOW WEEEEE'RE GONNA UNCOVAH / WHAT'S SLEEPING IN OUR SOULS / SLEEPING IN OUR SOULS..." 101
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 22/06/2026As mentioned the other day, I'm taking a couple months off from posting. I'll be back around the end of August, give or take. I'll be checking my DMs every so often. Have a great summer! 110
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I'm definitely looking forward to this 010
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 21/06/2026We may be witnessing the early days of the doomsday scenario for Euro football hegemony: US emergence as a perennial middleweight contender to be taken seriously, like the Netherlands, Sweden, or Belgium. This would be far more dangerous to their model than the US winning a one-off World Cup. 020
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 21/06/2026To the other fathers who struggle with self worth and worry that you're bad dads: your job today is to graciously accept the love you think (let's be real: know) you don't deserve. Your job is not to make up for your failings or convince anyone that loving you is a mistake. 020
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Because of our secretly awful winter, son the younger's school had a ton of snow days and he is in school until JUNE 25. He goes back on September 1. Shortest summer vacation I can recall. 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Can we talk about how the arrogant dipshit CIA agent from the beginning of The Dark Knight Rises bears a striking resemblance to Craig Breslow? #RedSox 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Plus these other hits, at no extra charge! · Am I actually a failure? · Am I terminally ill? · Am I actually good at anything? · Count the wasted opportunities! · Is my Junior High nemesis on LinkedIn? · Am I a good parent / spouse / friend! · Post nut clarity! · What if God is(n't) real? 092
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The World Cup Door Dash commercial isn't trying to get you to order Door Dash. It's trying to get you to be a Door Dasher. This means they're short on drivers. Which means that they should be paying their drivers more. Food (ahem) for thought. 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Is MMMBop about sibling rivalry against the backdrop of conditional parental love? I think it might be. 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Street Fighting Man is definitely the most badass song I've ever heard where the narrator calls himself a wuss. 141
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 19/06/2026A personal update: I'm going to try to take the summer off from social networks from Father's Day until Labor Day. Not sure if I'll be able to stay away because the muscle memory and dopamine hits are just too strong. But that's the hope. 110
Reposted by Svenllama Association Football ClubRey @rey-notnecessarily.bsky.social · 18/06/2026the iran deal went so well for iran that trump came out of it a muslim. 'the five pillars, i looked at five, i said five's weak, we're doing six. the sixth pillar is tariffs. and allah, tremendous, we have unbelievable chemistry, the best chemistry' 513619
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Snagged tickets to tour the Kilmainham Gaol in Dublin, of which a small daily quota goes on sale at midnight Ireland time, twenty-eight days in advance, and sell out in 5 minutes. #DADZ +2 010
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"Welcome to the breakfast show." 010
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026This is why the World Cup is the greatest sporting event in the world. 020
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I was drowned, washed up, and left for dead. I looked down at my feet and I saw they bled. I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread, and was crowned with a spike right through my head. But it's all right now. In fact, it's a gas. 010
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I'm not sure anyone got the reference. 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"Going down, down, in an earlier round. And sugar, this song is so cheesy." 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I would like to say something about that Uzbek goalkeeper who had that ball slip through his grasp: goalkeepers are the toughest, bravest, most resilient, and most emotionally regulated players on the pitch. Most people would not handle that level of high-stakes pressure so well. 020
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026This solar panel salesman has been showing up at my house like the HR guy trying to get Lakeman to fill out the forms. 021
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026[work-related tweet redacted]static.klipy.comThe Rolling Stones - Gimme ShelterALT: The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter 020
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 18/06/2026There is no sadder lyric in the entire history of pop music than this gem from Paul Simon's "Crazy Love, Vol. II." "Fat Charlie the Archangel files for divorce. He says, 'Well, this will eat up a year of my life. And then there's all that weight to be lost.'" 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Inside my future life What I see just makes me cry I'm way down now I'm way down now The clocks will all run backwards All the sheep will have two heads And Thursday night and Friday Will be on Tuesday night instead The times will keep on changing And the movement will increase 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 17/06/2026"On the challenges and perils of being a serious person when you are only capable of being a bullshit artist." 000
Reposted by Svenllama Association Football ClubNatasha Tara Petrović @ NYCC H03 @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026c o s m o s 4686393171
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 16/06/2026This guy wants to help you understand your employer's code of conduct. And then he wants to rent a U-Haul and buy a suspiciously large quantity of fertilizer. 011
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Spending 3 years of revenue on an acquisition on the second business day after your IPO is investor relations malpractice. 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I'm *maladaptive* daydreaming, I'll have you know. 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Couple band t-shirts from 1992. U2 and the Jesus and Mary Chain. 010
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Vozinha played the match of his life today. 23 shots against, 8 on target, zero goals conceded. An absolute clinic. #GKUnionyoutube.comCape Verde's 40-YEAR-OLD Goalkeeper Vozinha SHUTS OUT Spain with 7 Saves 🤯 2026 FIFA World Cup™40-year-old goalkeeper Vozinha shut out Spain shut out Spain with seven saves in Cape Verde's FIFA World Cup™ debut. 110
Reposted by Svenllama Association Football ClubWe're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026We’re just innocent men 61020383
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 15/06/2026@drclaw77.bsky.social Saw a blue Volvo S70 in the wild today. Thought you'd appreciate this. 110
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 15/06/2026"Whence comes this lack-linen cur who, fain christens me 'Black Sheep?' Thou sleep'st, knowing not my tread, nor my clarion. I trod no path thou know'st, nor moveth within thy sheltered sphere. Thou didst not ken my form, my purpose. Nay, tarry yet, trickster, and hear me anon!" 010
Reposted by Svenllama Association Football ClubSophie BoooOoOoOOoOoOooo! @pogform.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Oh shit Gene look out! 1336
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 14/06/2026A sign of just how badly the American people have been beaten down by Tr*mpism: the relative lack of public protest against the Iran war (which almost nobody supports) vs. the Iraq war (which approximately half the country still supported at this stage of the game). 010
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Always loved his music, but it's absolutely ridiculous that Morrissey spent his entire life volleying catty, unapologetic, reductive, mean-spirited ad hominems at strangers over matters of taste, belief, and culture, yet is deeply wounded that his reputation as an asshole precedes him. 163
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 13/06/2026One of the many things I love about my Honda Prelude: the analog odometer. 010
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 13/06/2026"So when's it coming; this last, new, great movement that I can join?" 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I am a fan of Omar Alderete's club team (#SunderlandAFC) and I need everyone to know that he is an absolute beast out there. One of the best defenders in the Premier League this year. #USAPAR #WorldCup26 010
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 12/06/2026That font on the name tags on the back of the Canadian uniforms. Not good. 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 12/06/2026"Soccer" is slang for "aSOCCiation football" just as Rugger is slang for "RUGby football." Use of the term persists in North America but not in elsewhere. Performatively refusing to use the S word does not make you smarter than other Americans. But it is a wee bit pretentious. 010
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 12/06/2026If you get ratfucked on a promotion, IMMEDIATELY apply for another job. The sooner you can give your notice, the greater the harm you can inflict on an organization that assumes you will eat shit forever and not leave. If nothing else, it will help your confidence. 292
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Takes 11 players to give up a goal, but the Czech Goalkeeper was not good on those goals tonight. As you were. #GKUnion 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 12/06/2026What kind of Island of Dr. Moreau bullshit is this? 031
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This one actually did age well.nytimes.comSunderland have spent over £100m on transfers. This is how they could do it – and why they need toSunderland have been the seventh highest spenders in the Premier League this summer. And yet, it might just be necessary 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 11/06/2026"Fat Charlie the archangel files for divorce. He says, 'Well, this will eat up a year of my life. And then there's all that weight to be lost.'" 000
Svenllama Association Football Club @svenllama.bsky.social · 11/06/2026It's almost like God wants them to win. 1133