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@svelle.dev
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IT Systems Engineer Mattermost. Travelling, sports, studying CS, playing guitar, dabbling with mini painting and generally collecting hobbies. He/Him

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Sven @svelle.dev · 16/09/2026
My FPS in Wardogs, dips into the 7fps regions every few seconds. How are games still running like this in 2026? This is on a 5080, 5900X, NVME and 32GB of RAM.
FPS graph of Wardogs. 68 low and 185 high average. with the game often dipping well below the 30fps mark (lowest of 7fps)
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Sven @svelle.dev · 17/07/2026
Well I don't think I'll be able to cover this months AWS bill...
aws billing warning showing an estimated forecasted amount of  $13,084,203,496.60 instead of $15
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Sven @svelle.dev · 10/07/2026
Picture of Kurt Ballou. Famous hardcore and metal producer and guitarist for the band Converge.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 24/06/2026
Next time you'll find me in the pit again. Good times tonight!
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Sven @svelle.dev · 18/06/2026
Does this still count as one mini? Keeping it on the skaven theme! #minipainting
Picture of a painted skaven screaming bell.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 05/06/2026
Yo, @gog.com take maybe like 5 seconds to lookup what kind of symbols you're sending into people's inboxes. You know who also used two sig runes next to one another?
gog marketing email with runes that include to Sig runes which were used by the "Schutzstaffel" of the germans in the third reich
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Sven @svelle.dev · 31/05/2026
Then I got some plexiglass and wooden slats. Got the shop I ordered the plexiglas from to cut me two circular holes into it and it slots right into my existing windows. Yeah it cost quite a bit, I'd say all of the mods are roughly 100€. But it's 100% worth it to me.
picture of a custom window to hold exhaust and intake pipes for a portable AC.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 31/05/2026
You're correct, that's why I just ordered another hose off of amazon, got a fuckton of tape and sealed that shit tight. Now I've got one hose for the intake (taking air from the outside) and one for the outlet (pushing the hot air out the window).
picture of the intake of a portable AC unit taped shut with only a hole left that attaches an AC hose
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Sven @svelle.dev · 25/05/2026
It's kind of funny, there doesn't seem to be a single positive comment on the YouTube announcement. Pretty much no one seems to look forward to this because of UE6.
yt comments under the rocket league ue6 announcement trailer:


@Bzake-k7n
1 day ago
The next generation of unoptimized games is here 🔥🔥
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@GFMarine
1 day ago
This announcement sounds more like a threat tbh.
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@DrPastah
1 day ago
Time to make room for 150 GB Rocket League on my drive.
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@braelighty6212
1 day ago
I’m gonna go from 500fps to 60
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@TheAcphytum
1 day ago
Damn, Powerpoint is gonna have some competition now.
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@quantum-entanglement-string
1 day ago
We got UE 6 before UE 5 can be optimized.
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@TheYarheeguy
1 day ago
The cars are shiner now
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@AlexMagnusTheLoneGamerWanderer
1 day ago
"6 times the unoptimization"
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Sven @svelle.dev · 22/03/2026
Shout-out to these artifacts temp art cards. Same vibes.
Ms paint ass version of the hellfire blast card from artifact Surprisingly well painted but still temp art card from artifactSheep stick temp art card from artifact with a sheep on a stick on it.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 15/02/2026
Same vibes. Love it!
an image of old windows media player ksins, including but not limited to, the batman, half life 2 and xbox skins. they are very tactile.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 20/01/2026
100% agree! It's crazy how your mood changes if you have this available. I'm renting a cheap commuter bike, like the one in the picture, that I can just lock to the lamppost outside and don't have to worry about it getting stolen and it's the best thing ever.
Picture of a dutch style bicycle
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Sven @svelle.dev · 15/01/2026
It's a Loupe: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loupe It was also on the old icon, but for some reason they felt like they needed to turn it into whatever this new version is.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 15/01/2026
Here's how it sounds in a mix. EVH 5150III trhough a Mesa V30 cab captured from a VST plugin I had lying around. Tube Screamer in front; Gain 0 - Tone 50 - Vol 50. The usual.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 15/01/2026
This thing is so sick! Literally 50 bucks. Loads Neural Amp Modeler captures, boots up in like 10 seconds and can act as a USB Audio Interface. Only downside is NAM captures can only be loaded with half-precision and no separate CAB/IR.
Picture of a Sonicake Pocket Master Guitar Effects Processor.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 11/01/2026
Printed and started painting some Star Wars: Legion terrain this weekend. Hopefully I can play a round with this very soon!
Two pieces of Tatooine inspired housing 3d printed for a Star Wars Legion Tabletop game board.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 29/12/2025
They just can't help themselves, can they?
Alex Blechman
(@AlexBlechman)
tweeted:

    Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale.

    Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 25/12/2025
Painted some Darkwater minis. Merry Christmas!
Group shot of the Mire Creeds from Warhammer Quest: Darkwater
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Sven @svelle.dev · 26/10/2025
And two more skaven for good measure. Loved this converted ushoran and the classic assassin sculpt.
An ushoran converted into a skaven chaos lord A single mini classic skaven assassin on top of a very elaborate sculpted base
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Sven @svelle.dev · 26/10/2025
Some best in show stuff (imo)
The green knight and the lady of the lakeA converted harbinger of death on a dragonA skaven single miniA wizard so insanely well painted I couldn't even begin to describe it
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Sven @svelle.dev · 26/10/2025
These two entries had insane detail
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Sven @svelle.dev · 26/10/2025
More golden demon
A catachan unit A space wolf's unitBlood raven sisters of battleAn Ork warband
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Sven @svelle.dev · 26/10/2025
Couple Golden Demon 2025 shots
Picture of a large Ork swamp house dioramaA very well painted 40k space wolfA single krieg miniature An eldar single miniature
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Sven @svelle.dev · 27/09/2025
Still can't believe we've reached a point where a phone can produce a picture like this...
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Sven @svelle.dev · 16/09/2025
Look at this happy little parakeet I caught sippin' from a puddle in Madrid the other week.
Picture of a green parakeet in the streets of madrid. It's happily standing in front of a puddle it just drank from.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 15/08/2025
Good choices, 20 years younger self!
19 Apr, 2008 	TrackMania United Forever (EU)
21 Mar, 2008 	Ninja Reflex
29 Feb, 2008 	Sam and Max Episode 1
15 Feb, 2008 	Audiosurf
2 Feb, 2008 	Gish
2 Feb, 2008 	Doom 3 (DE)
13 May, 2007 	Half-Life Platinum Pack 
7 Apr, 2007 	Garry's Mod
7 Aug, 2006 	Half-Life 2 Game of the Year
15 Nov, 2005 	Counter-Strike: Source
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Sven @svelle.dev · 11/08/2025
I love flesh eater courts! If I'd build a second spear head next to my Skaven it'd 100% be them and have this guy in it, because he's one of my favorite minis of all time! Just look at his silly little wig!
Picture of flesh eater court justice gorymane. He's holding a book written in blood in one hand and a bone hammer in the other. He's also wearing a wig made of intestines.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 19/07/2025
Not sure if you missed it back then but this is really just a necron themed version of the into the dark terrain from three years ago. Nice to look at and play but a pain in the ass to paint lol.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 02/07/2025
Apparently there's a type of malware going round masquerading as a CloudFlare page that has a "verify I'm human" step now that tells you to paste arbitrary commands into your terminal.
 
Screenshot of a cloudflare page with the following content:

Unusual Web Traffic Detected
Our security system has identified irregular web activity originating from your IP address. Automated verification attempts have failed, and we were unable to confirm that you are a legitimate user.

To proceed, please follow these steps for your operating system:

    Press Command ⌘ + Space to open Spotlight.
    Type "Terminal" and press Return.
    Click the 'Copy' button below to copy the command.

    Paste (Command ⌘+V) the command into Terminal and press Return.

This manual verification step helps us ensure that your connection is secure and not part of an automated request. If you fail to complete this step, access to certain features may be temporarily restricted. screenshot of the macos terminal showing a base64 encoded string and the actual text behind it. which I'm not going to put in here because I don't want to put people at risk.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 29/06/2025
My highlight of the day was to go see a stinky flower bloom. Very nice. Very stinky. Like hot summer's day dumpster.
Picture of a blooming titan arum. It blooms only every 3-4 years and has a strong smell of rotten flesh.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 15/05/2025
The audio on this thing is insane! (Riffs by Malevolence)
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Sven @svelle.dev · 19/04/2025
Started work on a new mini painting project last night and also took the opportunity to learn zbrush a bit better. Feels like I'm finally getting the hang of it 💪 still lots to learn and do though.
brush screenshot of a sculpted pathway meant to be 3d printed as part of a diorama. It's still missing several key elements.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 19/04/2025
I made chainbaker's Cinnamon Rolls today. Really good recipe, super tasty!
Six cinnamon rolls fresh out of the oven One cinnamon roll with frosting
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Sven @svelle.dev · 17/04/2025
Finished reading Neuromancer on the trainride home yesterday. Fantastic book and the first fiction book I've read to completion in years. I'm just sad that I haven't read it sooner. But it also sparked the desire to read more books again, which is great!
A picture of the book "Neuromancer" by William Gibson
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Sven @svelle.dev · 16/04/2025
Haha, no I don't think I will. Nice try though.
Screenshot of a mobile browser add that says "Vacation in Massachusetts" and "Visit the USA"
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Sven @svelle.dev · 13/04/2025
All the other ones don't have it... 😢
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Sven @svelle.dev · 13/04/2025
Went to the bookstore today and they had this beautifully illustrated cover version of the Dune series. And on that beautiful cover there was a big round note saying "Now a major motion picture" completely ruining the cover for me because of course they couldn't make it a sticker...
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Sven @svelle.dev · 13/04/2025
Who knew that going to Den Haag out of all places would give me wonderful Mexican food? Twice!
Mexican variation on Dutch classic "Bitterballen"Mezcal Curacao cocktail Variations of different fish and pork tacos. On the side a small dish of habanero sauce
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Sven @svelle.dev · 12/04/2025
The first post was for some reason missing half the food! ☝️
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Sven @svelle.dev · 12/04/2025
Also been putting in the work accordingly 😅
Screenshot of Garmin connect showing 12km of cycling Screenshot of Garmin connect showing 7.5km of cycling Screenshot of Garmin connect showing my steps for the days of Wednesday, Thursday, Friday averaging around 15k steps a day
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Sven @svelle.dev · 12/04/2025
Been eating like crazy these past couple of days. Leading up to the trip, I didn't know Den Haag was such a good place for food! The coffee shops (the ones for coffee not for weed) are also amazing!
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Sven @svelle.dev · 10/04/2025
If you're in Den Haag I highly recommend checking out the Escher Museum. It's really worth it seeing his prints up close. So much work and such intricate detail. Love it!
Another print of M.C. Escher. This time of a boat leaving the harbor. Printed from three blocks of wood carvings in black white and grey green.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 10/04/2025
Pretty wild they put that concept art for that iPhone game in a museum 🤯
Photography of an original M.C. Escher painting at the Escher Museum in Den Haag
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Sven @svelle.dev · 07/04/2025
Word! I also think the RX480/580 Sapphire Nitro is top 5 gpu designs. Sleek, simple, no bling. Still holds up very nicely. Kind of wish I hadn't sold mine.
photograph of a sapphire nitro rx 580 gpu
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Sven @svelle.dev · 04/04/2025
It gets better...
Also note that the tariffs are not broken down by country, they're broken down by top level internet domain.
It's why islands that are populated entirely by penguins (the .hm domain) and why the Diego Garcia military base on BIIOT (.i0) are listed, also why Reunion (.re) and Gibraltar (.gi) are listed separately from France & the UK. They 100% used an LLM to generate this list and didn't catch the mistake because they're all dumb as rocks.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 03/04/2025
This is insane....
Screenshot of a tweet from James Surowiecki

@JamesSurowiecki
Just figured out where these fake tariff rates come from. They didn't actually calculate tariff rates + non-tariff barriers, as they say they did. Instead, for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us.

So we have a $17.9 billion trade deficit with Indonesia. Its exports to us are $28 billion. $17.9/$28 = 64%, which Trump claims is the tariff rate Indonesia charges us. What extraordinary nonsense this is.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 28/03/2025
They have not. Please don't spread misinformation like this. There was a bulletin from the NSA that referred to phishing campaigns and already resolved CVEs. www.cbsnews.com/news/nsa-sig...
The bulletin warned of Russian professional hacking groups employing phishing scams to gain access to encrypted conversations, bypassing the end-to-end encryption the application uses.
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Sven @svelle.dev · 20/01/2025
Quick break from my social-media break to tell you why I love Matty Matheson's cookbooks. It's not about the recipes it's about the little bits of goodness and positivity in between.
Then you're standing at the stove, frying bacon with your shirt off, making a BLT, willing to risk it all and splatter that hot, greasy bacon fat. Or walking into a Jewish deli and ordering a pastrami sandwich and matzo ball soup to go, eating them on a park bench in the Lower East Side. Getting sand in your jambon beurre on the beaches of Normandy. Eating a late-night shawarma in Copenhagen surrounded by a bunch of weirdo, rave-dancing Euro kids. These are the moments that we live for. These are the days of our lives. These are the people that we are.

From Matty Matheson's "Soups, Salads and Sandwiches"
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Sven @svelle.dev · 25/12/2024
I ordered a new bag of guitar picks the other day, Dunlop Tortex Jaz III .88mm, same as always. Unpacked them and took the first one. Immediately felt something was off. Took my caliper and lo and behold: They're actually 0.95mm! Turns to be a bag of misprints. Funny how the human body works!
Picture of a digital caliper measuring a guitar pick of 0.88mm thickness displaying 0.89mm (caliper not zeroe'd correctly)Picture of a digital caliper measuring a guitar pick of 0.95mm thickness displaying 0.96mm (caliper not zeroed correctly)
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Sven @svelle.dev · 01/12/2024
Made some pizza at home today. Dough was nearly perfect. However I messed up the salt so the crust tasted like nothing 😭
Two nearly perfect shaped pizza dough ballsA small pepperoni pizza pie on a plate on a kitchen counterThe bottom of that same pizza pie. It's very cripsyA piece from that pizza pie in the side profile. Nice airy crust with some good gluten webbing.
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