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Spoilt Victorian Child

@svchild.bsky.social
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Beer, music & moaning about Everton.

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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 4h
Well I've lashed some frozen veg in with the rice in the rice cooker. Let's see if it turns out to be rice & mush...
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 9h
Ooh I've not listened to that in ages, I'm about to go for my walk so I'll put it on. 👍
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 17h
Selma Blair's attorney asked the judge to "consider her body of work". Hoping the judge is a massive Hellboy fan seems a tad risky.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 17h
Connections Puzzle #1221 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 17h
Wordle 1,943 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
👍 That's the FIL Xmas sorted
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'll get back in my box then.
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Cat in Box of Shame
ALT: Cat in Box of Shame
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Happened the other week in our garden as well. Bugger flew off before I could get a pic.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Does doing it with your toenails count?
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's like we all could see it coming.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The reaction of all non-Utd fans when he got the job...
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Energetic Coachella Crowd at Music Festival
ALT: Energetic Coachella Crowd at Music Festival
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
These things to keep air fryers clean are bollocks aren't they. The holes are there for a reason lads. Yeah the trays cleaner but nothing is crispy which was the problem before they put the trays with fucking holes in !
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@gwladruns.bsky.social I'd forgotten about this because it turned up just before we went on holiday. I'll have to have a good look tomorrow.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There's just been a thing on Instagram about the bald lad from spider-man "passing..." You can't see the rest of the message so you click on it "from 29 to 30". Honestly someone needs sacking for that shit.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wordle 1,942 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's going to be a shit show whatever they do. Even if they were relegated to the old 4th there'll be a team that misses out on promotion into that league kicking off.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
City criticised for celebrating, ODFO.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Years of being a senior manager & the stress with it. I don't believe I'll have any issues with a spotty oik telling me what beans to stack on the shelf next.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well in less than 12 months a canister of Butane has gone from £25 to £37. FFS.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
2 months in, I've applied for some part time jobs but that's it. Can't see me going back to full time again.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not the best attempt at splitting the G
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My mate was a psychobilly for a brief period, packed it in after being knocked out by a lass at a Guana Batz gig.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sounds lovely out. Lights candle for @harrymcnally.bsky.social Pulls quilt over head.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He needs to stop with the bald denying.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wordle 1,942 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There's a group who moan what a nightmare their missus is & then there's those of us that realise generally we're the pain in the hoop. Congrats btw
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've guiltily sent it to a mate who's likely to go & buy a spare ticket on the off chance I can be arsed.
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Twilight Zone: Its A Good Life - Anthony Freemont
ALT: Twilight Zone: Its A Good Life - Anthony Freemont
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Arf I inhaled it 😍
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Their milk stout is one of the greatest things ever.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They're smashing it at the minute.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I land from a week in Spain that morning. I could be buoyant & book it but let's face it, the chances are I'd be "oh FFS I can't be arsed"...
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The new couple (I'm guessing that bit) have improved it immensely.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm lucky, apart from Sours, Gose & Smoked beers I can generally go with whatever I fancy. Drives my stout / Guinness mate nuts.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dr Duncan's my choices last night.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just wondering if the shite fan accounts upon realising most think it's funny they got turned over have started calling everyone Man City cucks.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Some journo I've never heard of on SSN yesterday morning was saying all the Man City players have been constantly on the phone to their agents since the news broke.
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I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
ALT: I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wordle 1,941 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh so the shite are the most aggrieved are they. Fuck right off.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Remember when standing on someone's foot wasn't a free kick let alone a booking.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I do regret not going that Gabba club in Groningen all those years ago because I'm pretty sure the drugs would have been mental.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Might be mildly amusing if fans other than those of the teams who wanted to form a breakaway league simply just suck it up & see what happens, removing talk shite, SSN & 5 LIVE from their traffic.
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
open.spotify.com/track/00rIEa... Making sure I don't fall asleep on the train...
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I come Correct
Promo · Last Men Standing Deluxe · Song · 2023
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I see the shite getting fucked is an "irrevelance" rather than some heroic struggle against some financial Kaiju
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@bagpuss.bsky.social all good
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No M&S for the train home on a Sunday though 😲
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We came it was boss, my daughter was meant to join us but got stuck in traffic, she's currently studying to be a teacher so not sure if that's a good thing 👀
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's still louder than most jukeboxes on a Sunday afternoon
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pint of Flensburger £4.70 👍
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