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Suzooiey

@suzooiey.com
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She/her ~ suzie :) this is my autobiography I strem on twetch & make asmr yt videos linktr.ee/suzooiey

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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 24/09/2026
Can't wait for mighty mike to grow up and make a tell all about his dad
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 19/09/2026
As someone who gets a lot of asmr requests why do so many people have "I'm a tiny miniature human" fetishes
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 10/09/2026
Who remembers my addiction to vegan tuna... It was on sale
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 06/09/2026
And just like that my potato is growing up into mash and chips 😭
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 06/09/2026
I grew this
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 29/08/2026
No words
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 25/08/2026
"yknow celebrity lookalikes right? You know Angelina Jolie? You look kind of like the fish she voices in shark tale" A real sentence said to me in person by a close friend
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 11/08/2026
W new office, look at my men
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 09/08/2026
Highkey drake is actually funny
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 08/08/2026
I will be rich I will be rich I will be rich I will be rich I will be rich
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 07/08/2026
Did you
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 07/08/2026
This didn't get the attention it needed
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 07/08/2026
I miss Halloween
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 07/08/2026
Melatonin didn't help
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 06/08/2026
I love how ominous this is
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 06/08/2026
@saintjoseph.bsky.social this reminded me of u
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 04/08/2026
IYKYK
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 04/08/2026
I saw this top for £60+ a year ago and yesterday I found it again in my size for £10 so I did unfortunately buy it but do we like it also those aren't my legs to the left it's my dog
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 04/08/2026
Oh my god guys darshan got his visa
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 03/08/2026
Ahhh ~
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 30/07/2026
I shouldn't be allowed to reply to my comments anymore
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 30/07/2026
Willow, from baby to big bum.
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 30/07/2026
Help everything has gone wrong
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 29/07/2026
I feel so mean saying this but can anybody else relate to the ADHD feeling of being stuck on a phone call with somebody talking to you about something you have 0 interest in for so long that your body starts burning and your skin hurts I really try to listen but it gets to a point and ouchhhh
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 29/07/2026
I need a gay boyfriend I think everybody with gay boyfriends seems so happy gah
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 15/07/2026
We could all use some more music in our lives so I got u, check out gt a wonderful human too. Couldn't ask for more: open.spotify.com/artist/3opp7...
open.spotify.com
GT
Artist · 347.1K monthly listeners.
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 10/07/2026
I can't believe some idiot paid 45 pounds for me to write this 🫵😂
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 06/07/2026
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 04/07/2026
discord.gg/suzooiey www.twitch.tv/suzooiey
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 04/07/2026
Streaming rn and bren just said this
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 04/07/2026
I'm doing a subathon it's day 4 pls come look at me
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 02/07/2026
i cant stop listening to this song! www.tiktok.com/@floppylegss... #england
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I Wanna Win (Rock DJ parody) - England World Cup 2026 song #england #worldcup #worldcup2026 #worldcupsong #footballtok
TikTok video by Floppylegss Football
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 29/06/2026
Salt in an ice bag makes it SO MUCH COLDER HELP but this is good also
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 29/06/2026
My coworker does nothing AND her butt stinky
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 29/06/2026
I've severely messed up my foot so quick question if I put salt in my ice bag will the ice get colder, I remember seeing hacks about this on YouTube in 2012
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 29/06/2026
Had an asmr request come through to my business discord account asking me to do asmr naked and moaning, that's not asmr people that's just porn. Please, I beg, stop getting asmr mixed up with porn.
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 28/06/2026
I want pizza Man Why do I always want pizza
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 27/06/2026
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 24/06/2026
Like this if you'd carry a baby for me (internally)
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 20/06/2026
Why am I awake! Noo! Saw Toy Story 5 today btw good day to be alive
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 15/06/2026
This just in, it's 1:25am
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 15/06/2026
You'll know if I'm suddenly rich the day I start only wearing beautiful gowns 24/7
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 15/06/2026
Guys when I couldn't log into bluesky I posted a pic or two on twitter and I'm genuinely so sorry I forgot how disgusting and awful twitter is I hate it
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 15/06/2026
Sad day for music, sad day for Suz
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 12/06/2026
Wanted pizza express for a month. Finally got pizza express. Happy.
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D.J. WEED PIZZA @djweedpizza.gobirds.online · 19/05/2026
Sleeping Bassett Retriever with his tongue popping out
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 12/06/2026
I'm back baby
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 19/05/2026
Just thought of an incredible gmail but it’s already taken what’s the point
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 19/05/2026
They’ve only gone and done it again
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Suzooiey @suzooiey.com · 19/05/2026
Me sick
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