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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather

@suzanneberget.com
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She/her. Scifi writer Gamer goblin GIF master Bisaster🏳️‍🌈 Norwegian & English Buy Let Slip the Beasts, it's got a hot sharkman and everything! books2read.com/suzanneberget No Good Night for Gentle Beasts coming October 1st

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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 10/09/2026
You might think the most important character in No Good Night for Gentle Beasts is a person, but you'd be WRONG! Introducing DUKE FATTINGTON (and Mika)
Artwork from No Good Night for Gentle Beasts showing a blue haired teen holding a massive orange cat.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 26/08/2026
I spent 4 months making this cover from scratch so I could be 100% sure noe AI was involved, because fuck genAI. I knew fuck-all about cover design when I started 😅 Here's a cool little timelapse of the process! No Good Night for Gentle Beasts comes out October 1st.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 25/08/2026
SHE'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!
Picture shows a futuristic cityscape with an ominous red and black building in the middle.  Red and black text reading "No Good Night for Gentle Beasts, hovers above the ominous skyscraper. In the foreground you can just make out a person in an exo-suit holding a sword.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 24/08/2026
Hver gang jeg skal bruke tastaturet dukker denne meldinga opp og forsvinner ikke🙃
Skjermbilde av mobiltastaturet mitt hvor det har dukket opp en pop-up fra Microsoft i toppen som ber meg logge inn på nytt så "backups and other features keep working correctly".
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 21/08/2026
Ask, and you shall receive!
Screenshot of a tweet from 2020 showing a picture of black metal dude who has slipped in the snow and looks absolutely mortified. The text reads (Google translated from Norwegian hence the grammar): "Okay so my little brother has a friend who plays in the black metal band. He and the band were going out into the woods and taking a photo for the album cover, but just in that the photo was taken our little friend slipped in the snow. Here is the result. "
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 06/08/2026
Made some artwork for No Good Night for Gentle Beasts! In this scene Kallie realizes she might be in more trouble than she originally thought. The piece is titled "Breach" (if you're one of my beta readers you know why)
A creepy corridor lit in red strobe lights. The walls are pockmarked with bullet holes and claw-like gouges. Blood covers the floor. A mercenary sits eviscerated on the floor. Kallie kneels next to the mercenary looking very disturbed. In the background a serpentine tail descends from a hole in the ceiling.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 14/07/2026
She's here and she looks amazing!! Can't wait for you to meet her this fall 😍
Two books stacked on top of each other. Bottom book is Let Slip the Beasts and the top book is the sequel, its title is obscured.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 21/06/2026
Venezia er en lovløs bystat. Jeg ramlet nettopp inn på en Wild West restaurant med en spritz to go i hånda, vi har blitt servert "nachos", Odd drikker øl fra en 1,5 liters karaffel og jeg har fått prosecco servert i et rødvinsglass
Bilde av oss i Venezia som drikker øl fra en 1,5 liters karaffel og jeg har fått prosecco servert i et rødvinsglass
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 31/05/2026
Jeg, og en haug andre skeive kunstnere, er på plass!
Bilde av det rosa bordet mitt på markedet dekket av boka mi og tilhørende merch
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 23/04/2026
The most recent meme in your photo roll describes your mental state.
Pic of a yellow dog in T pose. Over him the text reads: Me after a slight change of tone or behaviour from someone

Across the dog the text reads: do u hate me
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 10/04/2026
Nye tatoveringer på gang! #selfiefredag
Bilde av meg med en helt fersk dolk på brystet og en stor blomst på skulderen og opp mot halsen.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 21/03/2026
Minner om at hvis du har lyst til å oppdatere garderoben med noen himla kule plagg og sko, så finner du meg på Tise!
Skjermbilde av Tise-kontoen min. Brukernavnet er Suzysparkles
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 07/03/2026
Good lighting in here
Selfie in blue lighting
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 06/03/2026
Er lukrativt å være forfatter, dere! Kan endelig slutte i den vanlige jobben min. Se så mye penger jeg har tjent siden desember:
Skjermbilde viser en innbetaling til min konto fra Amazon. Com Services Llc på hele 13 kroner og 13 øre.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 28/02/2026
Gamlemor skal på julebord med alle barnearbeiderne i Norli. Yngstemann er 17😅
Bilde av meg i blågrønn paljettkjole med lilla/blå/gule paljettsko. Har på meg lilla hårbøyle som matcher skoeneBilde av meg bakfra i blågrønn paljettkjole med lilla/blå/gule paljettsko. Har på meg lilla hårbøyle som matcher skoene
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 26/02/2026
Hvis du kjører sånn som dette så håper jeg sokkene dine alltid er litt våte uten at du vet hvorfor 😡😡😡
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 25/02/2026
Har mekka ei litta illustrasjon av Leon fra Let Slip the Beasts! Helt uten hjelp fra KI, tenke seg til... Hadde det veldig gøy med å designe tatoveringene hans 😏
Tegning av karakteren Leon fra boka mi Let Slip the Beasts. Han er en gyllenbrun fyr med brunt hår og skjegg. Han er i bar overkropp og står med armene i kryss over brystet. Han har abstrakte tatoveringer på skulder, arm, mage og lår.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 16/02/2026
Det virker som Bonnier har gjort noen endringer i hvordan de lager omslag fra bok 1 til bok 2 i Unni Lindells barnebokserie Frøken Snushane. Men hva kan det være? 🤔 🤔 🤔
Bildet viser bok 1 og 2 i Unni Lindells barnebokserie Frøken Snushane. Bok 1 har et cover som viser en blond jente i en rød jakke tegnet i en  særegen stil. Bok 2 har et sjelløst KI-generert bilde av samme jenta.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 24/12/2025
God jul, alle sammen!
Bilde av meg og Odd i finstasen. Jeg har på meg smaragdgrønn kjole med fargerik hårbøyle, Odd har på seg den blågrønne bryllupsdressen
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 25/11/2025
Uuuh, WordHippo I don't think that's entirely accurate...
Screenshot of WordHippo where I'm looking for a synonym to "smile" and one of the suggestions is "ahegao"
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 19/11/2025
Looking back at some old fanart I did for Malazan Book of the Fallen and yikes, it's rough 😅 So this is Mael, Elder God of the Sea
Picture shows a digital painting of a short, stocky, blue-skinned, yellow-eyed man with a terrible haircut. It's clearly just Danny DeVito but blue.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 04/11/2025
Nytt hår og ny piercing på bursdagen min. Vi er på Brewdog og spiller utdatert Trivial Pursuit.
Bilde av meg meg kortere rosa hår og en subtil septum piercing på BD57 i Oslo
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 01/11/2025
Jeg solgte 12 bøker på markedet i dag! Mitt beste marked så langt 😃 Det var nok t-skjorta som gjorde susen
Bilde av meg bak salgsbordet mitt. Jeg har på meg en t-skjorte der det står: I put the "Lit" in Literature if under står det
Losing
I
T

Ved siden av teksten er det en gråtende meme-katt som gir tommel opp.

Jeg gir også tommel opp og later som jeg griner
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween from Skeletor and Beastman #selfiefredag
Pic of me and @oddkms.dev dressed as Skeletor and Beastman
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 26/10/2025
without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
Text post that says: Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 30/09/2025
Vi hadde 9 lag! Forskjellen mellom første og andre plass var et halvt poeng!! Her er en av rebusene mine, to titler slått sammen til én:
Bilde av John Christian Elden, en ring, en trent fyr og Adventure time med et timeglass med en X over
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 20/09/2025
Her er forresten mitt første forsøk på brodering... Liker dere ham?🥹
Bilde av en liten broderiring eller hva det nå heter hvor jeg har brodert en litt stakkarslig ananas
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 15/09/2025
A lil' #WIPSnips from the sequel to Let Slip the Beasts that may or may not happen idk anymore 🙃 #WriteSky #writingcommunity #WritingPrompts
Screenshot of text: Climbing out of the couch required every ounce of strength she had, every iota of willpower. She stumbled into the bathroom and threw herself into the bathtub. Water engulfed her, ice pricked her skin like a thousand tiny needles. Furious cold shocked her brain into gear, into accessing the part of her mind Ash and Father’s pet doctor taught her to wall off for her own protection. She had built an obsidian tower in a void. Fit a door into the tower. Trapped the beast on the other side. She rarely opened the door these days. The void was enough. The void was safe.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 13/09/2025
#SFFChat September 13: Recommend an indie book! I would like to recommend A Midflight Vampire's Tale by Linda Ling. Perfect for fans of Vampire Diaries, Buffy and Daybreakers. Have you read it?
Graphic listing the daily #SFFChat prompts for September. Today's prompt is: Recommend an indie book!
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 04/09/2025
Å høre Édouard Louis snakke om forfatterskapet sitt var noe helt spesielt, altså. Føler meg inspirert til å lese bøkene hans til tross for at de er langt utenfor mine vante sjangre.
Bilde fra villaen til Aschehoug hvor Édouard Louis sitter på en liten scene sammen med sin norske redaktør.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 04/09/2025
Call me Bookstore Barbie. Klar for høstmøte hos Aschehoug 😎
Jeg har på meg en rosa og hvit-rutete cropped blazer med matchende miniskjørt. Under jakka har jeg en hvit skjorte med en pastellfarget strikkevest over. Jeg har på lyselilla sokker og rosa, svarte og hvite pensko.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 30/08/2025
På mitt aller første con (Fredrikstad Sci-Fi Festival) som forfatter for å selge boka mi (Let Slip the Beasts)
Meg som sitter bak et rosa bord og holder opp boka mi med en hånd mens jeg gir tommel opp med den andre.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 21/08/2025
Vi får nå se hvem som blir knust
Bilde av meg som rekker finger til Odd som rekker finger til meg over et sjakkbrett
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 15/08/2025
A lil' #WIPSnips from the sequel to Let Slip the Beasts. Word of the day is "razor". #WriteSky #writingcommunity #WritingPrompts
And further away from her monster face. It lurked beneath the surface, always. Sometimes it broke through, showed the world a part of herself she wanted to erase. She had kept it in check. She had been good. But on the rooftop with [REDACTED]'s life in her hands her monster face surfaced. [REDACTED] had almost won. What did her old friends see in her eyes in that moment? Who peered back at them? She was losing herself again. The thought settled like a razor wire crown on her head.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 10/08/2025
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! I finally received my first royalty payment! My publisher has paid me the grand sum of NOK 13,71 or roughly $1.3 🥳🥳🥳
Screenshot of the royalty statement of $1.3
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 10/08/2025
#SFFChat Q10: Share something visual. This is my newest attempt at character art from Let Slip the Beasts and features my favorite sharkman, Thresher. I'm planning on making it into a series of sorts with other characters from the book. #WriteSky #writingcommunity
Picture shows a muscular, gray-skinned man with black hair and black eyed standing in hip-deep water. He's got tattoos and scars on his shoulders and chest, and gills along his ribs
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 29/06/2025
Another lil' #WIPSnips from the sequel to Let Slip the Beasts, can't wait to finally give it a name. #WriteSky #writingcommunity #writingprompts
Screenshot of text from the sequel to Let Slip the Beasts:

Kallie ground her teeth and knuckled the point where her upper and lower jaw met. A tenderness had settled there and would not leave. She needed a job right now. A job to take the edge off, where she could let off some necessary steam. The job only required her to deliver a message, not execute a cull. She could manage a simple delivery. It would at least scratch the itch until the next job targeting corpos came along. “Fine. Send me the deets and I’ll be on my way. Notify you when it’s done.”
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 28/06/2025
Klar for Pride-parade featuring mitt mest yeehaw-kjøp fra da vi var i Tennessee
Bilde av meg i en sølvfarget, paljettdekket biker-jakke med frynser langs armene og bak på ryggen.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 27/06/2025
Akkurat i tide for #selfiefredag Skaffa endagspass til Tons of Rock til meg og @oddkms.dev og vi hadde det så gøy!
Bilde av meg fra en do på Tons of Rock. Jeg har på meg et kort, rutete skjørt og en pentagramtopp og kraftig blå øyensminke.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 25/06/2025
You've heard of Chekov's gun Now get ready for:
A picture of Anton Chekov's book A Nervous Breakdown, only I've scribbled out Anton and added an 's to Chekov to make Chekov's A Nervous Breakdown
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 19/06/2025
In celebration of Let Slip the Beasts' 2nd bday I redid some art of Kallie I made years ago. Her situation (& my style) has changed quite dramatically. She's somehow become more unhinged in book 2. Can't wait for you to get re-acquainted! #WriteSky Do you make character art? Show it off below!

The main character of Let Slip the Beasts, Kallie, is depicted locked up in a jail cell. She's got mousy brown hair, one blue eye and one yellow eye. She is missing teeth and nails and is bleeding and crying. She's straight up not having a good time.The main character of the sequel to Let Slip the Beasts, Kallie, is depicted breaking through a window somewhere high up looking absolutely feral. She has the same mousy brown hair and one blue eye and one yellow eye. There's bits of broken glass all around her and blood spatter on her face. Her mouth and teeth are also bloody and it's looking like she might have bit someone.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 14/06/2025
Flest stemte på B, så da ble det B. It's giving Blair Waldorf
Bilde av meg i en svart- og hvitrutete "Chanel" - drakt med en fargerik bluse under jakka og rosa, hvite og svarte brogues.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 10/06/2025
Another #WIPSnips from the sequel to Let Slip the Beasts. I can't wait to share more about this book, especially a title lol. I'm a little biased, but this book is so damn cool! #WriteSky #writingcommunity #writingprompts
Screenshot of text from the sequel to my scifi novel Let Slip the Beasts:

Her fine-tuned ears picked up the sharp sound of a slap through the wall. A thud followed. Kallie bolted from the bed. Put on a pair of pajama bottoms and a T-shirt and padded, quiet as a ghost, into the hallway. Her nightmares would never end, but maybe this one time, she could end somebody else’s. She let her trembling hand hover above the neighbor’s door. What was she thinking? If she knocked now, she’d draw attention to herself. She’d be noticed.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 08/06/2025
A lil' #WIPSnips from the sequel to Let Slip the Beasts (which is now only 99 cents over at Indievisibleevents.com) #WriteSky #writingcommunity #WritingPrompt
Screenshot of text:
Kallie glared at [REDACTED]. “If he leaves without us he’s a dead man and he knows it. What he should be doing is gathering his supplies while we take a moment to gather our strength.” Her eyelids drooped. “Fifteen minutes and then we leave,” she mumbled, her body heavy. She couldn’t possibly ever get up again.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 01/06/2025
A lil' #WIPSnips from the sequel to Let Slip the Beasts, featuring two of the side characters in the story. #WriteSky #writingcommunity #WritingPrompts
Screenshot of text:

Stop talking to it, Mika,” Silone muttered from the corner. “It’s not her. How are you still getting your hopes up after all this time?” She rose from the pile of blankets, staggered toward them. Her locs had come undone and her joints were far too pronounced beneath her skin, but she had two arms and two legs, no tentacles, no tail. No beak jutting from a ruined face. “Although,” Silone said as she eyed Kallie up and down, “this one seems realer than the others. They got the tattoos right, for once. But it’s too tall, see? Don’t tell it anything.”
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 24/05/2025
A lil' #WIPSnips from the sequel to Let Slip the Beasts. The word of the day is "warn". #writingcommunity #WriteSky #WritingPrompts
Screenshot of text:
No!” In a flash Kallie left the couch and barred the front door, arms crossed. “You can’t leave. I told you before, I warned you, your old lives are over. That includes leaving this apartment. Mika still has a tracker and VyroGen probably already has a file a mile long on you. Until VyroGen is dust and ashes this is it.” She gestured to the apartment, bile burned the back of her throat. The apartment was better than a small dark cell, but she was no better than him, keeping these two locked up against their will. “I’m sorry.”
“Can we get things delivered, tho?” Mika asked.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 18/05/2025
#queerwriters Line Share Day! Sharing a line from the upcoming sequel to Let Slip the Beasts featuring the word "pull". #writingcommunity #lgbtqwriters
Screenshot of text:
Grabbing the cat, who allowed himself to be lifted, the kid sat on the bed and stroked the cat in short, rapid bursts. “So…you’re an asset. A pretty important one if someone were willing to breach the Syndicate to find you. Who would be able to pull something like that off?”
“Don’t worry about the who or the why. Focus on the how. You said you could help me figure out how they found me. So figure it out.”
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 18/05/2025
#WIPSnips A little snippet from the upcoming sequel to Let Slip the Beasts. Kallie finds herself in quite the pickle with some bad people. #WriteSky #writingcommunity #WritingPrompts
Screenshot of text: Her hearing cut out. Rough hands restrained her arms and legs. Her fingers and toes lost all sensation. Muscles and nerves knitted themselves together, forced the bones in her crushed sternum outward, broken pieces fused and grew. The pressure on her lungs decreased. Kallie drew a shivering breath and then another. Power flooded back into her. She kept her eyes slitted against the light.
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 17/05/2025
Til alles overraskelse viser det seg at jeg er jævlig god i kubb. Og Odd er veldig dårlig 😎
Bilde av meg som har en gullfoliert sjokolademedalje mellom tennene og Odd som ser lei seg ut
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Sad Slut Suzy in a Sweather @suzanneberget.com · 11/05/2025
Without downloading any new pictures, what is your mental state
Picture of a watercolor honey badger in attack mode. Next it is some text that says "This meeting could have been a fistfight"
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