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Sutton’s Purse Vodka

@suttonspursevodka.bsky.social
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Yes I’m that same asshole you saw on Twitter. I’m also a decent artist damn it! smartstudioandhome.com

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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
She loves the constitution and still voted for that fat guy? 😒 🤨 #RHOC
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
🤨😒
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Okay, but why?
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
You know who would be excellent at this job? Erika Jayne aka HancockParkPuss aka PussInBoots #RHOBH
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SMART Studio & Home @smartstudioandhome.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Who run the world? Coco Pixie Girls!
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Is something off with Bethennys lower face? On the right side. Y’all see it or am I trippin?
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Ashley telling Shannon she looks great when Shannon looks like this is diabolical. Shannon looks like she’s about to go into one of her Shannon rages. #LoveHotel
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Now Shannon, mama, you hit a house. Not a planter baby. #LoveHotel
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Gizelle thinks this guy is boring? It’s funny because I kind of think Gizelle is boring. #LoveHotel
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Is a fedora just glued to Luanne’s head? Why do I keep seeing her in these hats? #LoveHotel
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Luanne about to blow everyone #LoveHotel
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Luanne: I don’t need a cabin because I have a home. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It was giving RHOP when Gizelle asked, do you have a home? Monique was like, I have four homes. #LoveHotel
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
All the women arrived there looking spectacular. Shannon, well, she arrived. The pink dress felt very much like she was the mom of the other women. #LoveHotel
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
🤣 the host is that guy that said Shannon was hell on wheels right?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s funny because none of the women ever really fully denied it. #LoveHotel
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Okay, sitting down to watch #LoveHotel Five seconds in and I just don’t feel like I’m going to get anything real from anyone but Shannon.
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
“I may be small ooooooooooooo”
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
So now the press secretary has walked back the reduction of the tariffs on china. Well good. This totally seems like an awesome idea.
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I just read a comment on TikTok that said “We wouldn’t be in this mess if we had followed Mexicos lead and elected the Woman” I laughed and agreed but I also wanted to cry because we have pure fuckery running shit. P U R E F U C K E R Y
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
So now he’s walking back his high ass tariff on China? You never even had to do this. Geez.
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Time to sit down eats and watch season 5 of RHOA
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
The FedEx delivery guy just came into the showroom and said because he couldn’t find a particular showroom, would I mind taking their packages and giving it to them? Sir, hell no. I’m not being paid to deliver your packages.
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
So, will you all be watching Bethennys new reality show with Pitbull where they clean people’s homes in Florida?
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Man, I am in such a bitch ass mood
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Damn. Smells like Paul pushed Bethenny out that Connecticut house and mama is down to Florida with some of her favorite people.
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I finished my first commission……that I was paid for and I love them. Next step is varnishing and packing them to send to Mississippi.
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
That space ship looked like a penis. And then when the women came back down, they came back in the tip of the penis.
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Touring a college with the kid today. She’s so excited. I gotta tell ya, this part of life came up pretty damn fast. I feel like I was just in college.
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Someone called them The Hadidnt’s and I’m cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RHOBH
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
She was underage? 🫢 😬 Oh Kenya. Girl.
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
All geared up to get into a new episode of @prettycorruptpod.bsky.social They are my go to pod on Thursday mornings and got the sweetest shout out. Thank you so much 😊 Check out the latest episode. Not for me but because they are awesome people with an awesome podcast. youtu.be/fMnKdvgV-eY?...
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Pushing Sutton's Buttons - RHOBH REUNION Part 2 Season 14 Episode 19
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I’m not sure what to think
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I always knew David Siegel would never live long enough to actually live in that monstrosity of a house. With all the billions that man had, they couldn’t rush the construction at least by 5 years?
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Dorit, you deserve everything you get. At this point, I hope Kyle is in so good with PK that she gets your settlement money from the divorce……… If there even is a real divorce. #RHOBH
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I have to say, I wasn’t expecting this from Mike.
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Go away from us with this Apollo. #RHOA
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
🫖, why? Why? #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Quad really does go out of her way to push people’s buttons and then is the victim when they react. Girl, everyone told you to let the shit go with Lisa Nicole and that it wasn’t as a big a deal you made it out to be. #Married2Med Season3 reunion
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Rewatching S3 #Married2Med reunion and Quad was nasty ass work. She was talking over Lisa Nicole even when she said she would be quiet. And Quad brought Darren’s business out when Lisa didn’t bring do that to Greg. He’ll, we would have never known about the background check if Quad didn’t say it
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Is there a way people can march and protest on that tacky ass house in Florida? Like, I feel like he needs to see the people with his own squinty ass eyes.
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
So are y’all gonna download Brandi’s new song on iTunes? #RHOBH
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Somebody on TikTok said she was killing them aggressively 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RHOP
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
So 🫖 lied when she said Quad has two DUI’s??????? The people are doing research and nothing has come up. Lawd, that foolish ass little girl. Did Gregory tell her her that bullshit? Here I was thinking Quad was a mini Karen and turns out 🫖 round here lying. #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Oh shit. They are showing an old clip of Kenya saying “do I need to pack some heat” when talking about Phaedra. #RHOA
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RHOA
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Every week 😩 Like Lord, when is my blessing coming to pass? And the one I wanted that sold in Bel Air was less. It was an easy $5 mill.
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I don’t even know how this showed up on my for you page on TikTok but it did and I thought I would share because I have no idea what’s actually happening here.
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Gregory spelled patients like patience in his text to Dr. Damon. #Married2Med
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Contessa still wanting an apology from Heavenly is reminiscent of Nagleen wanting an apology from LVP. The demanding and begging for an apology is exhausting. #Married2Med
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Why is Jackie even there? And then to have a seat next to Andrew. No. Pack it up. #Married2Med
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Sutton’s Purse Vodka @suttonspursevodka.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I 100% believe 🫖 thinks Quad is an alcoholic because of things Gregory has told her. I think they get to pillow talking and he just be spilling past relationship…which is also weird as shit but on brand for Gregory. #Married2Med
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