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Just a guy taking pictures on his iPhone in the Monadnocks.

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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 9m
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Independence Day: President Whitmore's Speech
ALT: Independence Day: President Whitmore's Speech
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 11m
Let’s discuss jet streams….
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 1h
“Canada does a lot of business with us, we do very little with them”…WTF does that even mean??
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 16h
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 20h
Picking teams doesn’t shoot the dopamine right into the blood, winning does. They don’t want the work part just the dopamine hit for the win.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 21h
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 21h
So, let’s take that to the logical next step. “If elected I’ll have no real voice, all my direction will be from the WH.”
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 22h
If they didn’t have a correct ticket that makes them illegal migrants right? Deport them all…
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 02/10/2026
This is why Verizon wont have anything to do with Nebraska, just look at the coverage maps!
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 30/09/2026
Matt Gaetz knew the disaster coming. He shorted Shmiddy on Kalshi.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 30/09/2026
Never film the segment ahead of time unless you know it’s going to play out the way you want.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 30/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/suss...
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 29/09/2026
That’s the type of client Ken likes to get off.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 29/09/2026
Because our ground beef is poisoned shit.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 27/09/2026
We had an actual conference room with a smoke eater and the same 5 people smoking chesterfields. I went outside…
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 27/09/2026
youtu.be/p5x7-0mR86A
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George Carlin - Tell the boss (who's the boss)
YouTube video by Gábor Hényel
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 27/09/2026
Why doesn’t he just list them on his post then?
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 27/09/2026
A cave
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 25/09/2026
Do they really think the republican voters are foolish enough to fall for…shit, never mind.
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Man Checking Time Impatiently
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 25/09/2026
Correction, all the ones that stayed. Easier count.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 25/09/2026
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Super Troopers Meow Scene with Gaffigan
ALT: Super Troopers Meow Scene with Gaffigan
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 24/09/2026
Next week I will introduce Trump Veneers, they will be the brightest you have ever seen, people say ever to exist!
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 24/09/2026
Why is he wearing a single black glove? Oh…wait…OJ was innocent!
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 24/09/2026
Hey JD, John Barron on line 1, says he has more info for you…
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 24/09/2026
Don’t worry, I have glue, strong stuff…
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 24/09/2026
Huh
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 23/09/2026
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
ALT: Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Reaction
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 23/09/2026
This is called tech debt, the problem is still there you just cleared its memory. It will fill up with crap again unless you patch the bug. A better metaphor is a chance to refactor the matrix.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 23/09/2026
I feel like a prediction from god is one of those fine print rules on Kalshi we all don’t read.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 23/09/2026
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Winter Is Coming
ALT: Winter Is Coming
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 23/09/2026
For those in the cheap MAGA seats, you know how you can put diesel in your home heating oil if/when you forget to get it filled up before the storm? Does that help connect the dots?
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 23/09/2026
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Im Not A Shrimp
ALT: Im Not A Shrimp
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 22/09/2026
He wants to be the sun, shining his warmth and light on all, but he’s really the moon, dark and cold and only capable of reflecting others light.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 22/09/2026
Also, never shop on a full stomach, you will regret it later.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 22/09/2026
Friends: “Ill be there for you…” Garfield: “F*ck out of my apartment…”
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 21/09/2026
Scruffy from Futurama “or perhaps toasted umber.”
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 20/09/2026
He played CoD again last night didn’t he?
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 19/09/2026
Jewish is a religion not a race.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 18/09/2026
The Easter bunny lays eggs, WTF is that?
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 18/09/2026
Oh no, the channels I watch, the sites I read won’t carry his lies…now what do I…oh look, Scooby Doo is on cartoon network.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 18/09/2026
Yeah, toll-free. Just like my MCI 1-800 number was…always read the fine print…
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Anagram Man @conserveletters.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Donald gives McDonald’s $10. McDonald’s gives him a hamburger. McDonald’s buys nothing from Donald. That’s a $10 trade deficit, not a $10 loss, because the stupid motherfucker received a hamburger. We’re being governed by a man who cannot understand lunch.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 16/09/2026
You have a tent!
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 16/09/2026
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Who Me
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 16/09/2026
Powell should have voted against it, would have been the funniest trolling ever.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 16/09/2026
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Stripes Bill Murray
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 16/09/2026
4 whole chickens and dry white toast.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 16/09/2026
New study confirms T-Rex started out washing dishes at Rainforest Cafe before becoming CEO.
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 16/09/2026
Yeah….
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Suss @suss1.sussman.net · 16/09/2026
None of them are of them are MAGA, they aren’t red, they aren’t right wing, they are opportunist. The MAGA money is going to dry up, infighting will destroy the money machine and it will be just a bunch of crypto grifters. Next is the #NeoMAGA shift, and they want to be the leader promoting it.
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