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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Bro they awarded my bachelor's degree to Expedition 33 what the fuck?

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Epstein files lookin like Instagram on Tuesday, June 2, 2020

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I'm not an alcoholic, I can start anytime I want Get it twisted

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Some of you mother fuckers don't think about mise en scene enough This post is dedicated to the millennial who put the Harry Potter "I solemnly swear I'm up to no good" sticker right next to famous pedophile clown Hisoka on their rear windshield

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

I'm not a big social rules guy, like I'm not gonna say you can't have certain foods at certain times of day or whatever, live your life. Having said that, you are not allowed to eat at Chili's by yourself. If you want a triple dipper you gotta split it 2 ways at least

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Watching a rec center employee play Duck Life while I wait for my gym partner to show

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Walking up to the gym, watching someone hotter and more fit than me eat an apple like the main character of a college drama while I ball up my paper bag from McDonald's

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Feels good when the older lady working at popeyes hits me with the platonic "babe"

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

The Toy Chicussy tasting like a popeyes two piece

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Are you feeling anxious? Follow this breathing pattern: Inhale for 4 seconds Hold

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Usin chapstick on my bunghole, the jalapeño poppers are speaking their truth

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Guy who actually watches porn for the plot be like "I just think it's a little contrived how she always ends up in the washing machine"

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Light beer is so silly, wdym you're drinking beer for the taste? There's a loaf of sourdough in the pantry, use that

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Cuomo curled up in corner of his room rocking himself trying to pronounce "Mamdani" over and over, each attempt increasingly incorrect, as specters of Zohran float in circles haunting him

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Replying with ":(" when a hinge profile has a blatant red flag

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

How do I platonically compliment someone's ass? Please reply

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Need me a Martian gf who speaks telepathically to me and we get engaged after over a decade of fighting crime but I end up trapped in the phantom zone and she and our crime fighting team have to bring me back and repair the psychic damage done to me by both the phantom zone and kryptonian hitler

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Homebrewing my own flavor of kool-aid by mixing citric acid into my piss

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

I'll say it, the blue man group should never have been a household name

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I need to drink more water

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Tried testing NL's so called "poop theory" and nearly shat myself! 1.5 stars

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

People say woke is making a comeback. I'll believe it when I see Alec Baldwin's Trump impression again

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

In the shower practicing my tight five in the inevitable event where I'm forced at gunpoint to do stand up comedy

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

How do I explain that I enjoy the feeling of overloading my nervous system with a heavy lift to the point of nearly vomiting and basking in the dopamine release during the rest period without sounding like a freakazoid?

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Y'all out here playin checkers, I'm playin checkers. We're all playing checkers. It's board game night. There's pizza rolls in the freezer. Don't eat near the board tho, it'll be tough to clean

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Using "👍" in reply to the most devastating news ever given to me

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Waking up to the sound of sorority girls in my apartment. Have I died and gone to hell?

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Need ai slop to crash social media so I never doom scroll again

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I need have only ever known 4-6 people that I could trust enough to let them shave my butthole with an electric razor We were never meant to know so many people and care for so few

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Siah @sushisiah.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I am not neurospicy. I am not 'acoustic' or 'artistic'. I am not differently abled. I am autistic. And if theres too much stimuli, then I disassociate.