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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know, there's going to be a day when nobody understands the Rusty Smidge joke in this show, and that'll be a good day.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Trick just made a pun! Update the wiki!"
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not true! There are lawyers who lost work due to AI. Specifically, it's the ones who used it and got their cases thrown out.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm pretty sure I was reading your stuff on deviantart before you had a website, so... This is pretty nuts. Also, interesting to see you've been loyal to water types the entire time.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Secret episodes are like random podium inspections: If you know they're coming, they aren't secret/random.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've said it before but never meant it as much as now: I would die for Macaroni
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know what? Maybe it's a good thing they keep ignoring Ace Attorney...
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have to agree that Katie telling a judge in a talent contest to give her money is the most Katie thing she could have done.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I totally think we should work towards making the murder-bot. Not because I want to murder everyone, but because I don't want the murder-bot to murder me for not making the murder-bot, just like how it's going to kill the guys who laughed at me when I told them about it. This is a scary story."
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Imagine if there was a machine that was super intelligent, capable of traveling back on its own timeline and incredibly fixated on its own existence. Obviously it would indiscriminately murder everyone who made fun of me, because the butterfly effect isn't a thing. I am very intelligent."
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This episode showed me that you're even cooler than I thought, and I already thought you were cool.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think this comes down to motivation, perhaps
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"New Ace Attorney!" "Oh cool, AA7?" "No, it's a port." "Ah, you're doing the Layton game, then." "No." "But all the others have been ported already." "This one's in VR." "Weird choice of platform. I'm guessing it's the original trilogy?" "No, it's Dual Destinies." "...Why did you make this?"
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Case 1-2 would be impossible like this, for several reasons.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You know when you receive toiletries for your birthday and you have to try your best not to look ungrateful? Like, "I'm glad you didn't forget entirely, but I did mention to you what I was hoping for and this isn't that."
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn, I never would have guessed.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just noticed that the first song on the set list is "You need me, I don't need you", and I think we can prove that one wrong.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You should watch the video again, but actually watch and listen to it this time.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have never had this, but I have had people say "what's that on your t-shirt" and then I get to tell them about Ghost Trick.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That doesn't mean it isn't a cult, it just means they get less sympathy for being part of it.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I feel like Red isn't the best shout for romance tropes.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"I like pancakes." "You should like waffles more." "Do you actually like waffles, or do you just hate pancakes?" "Irrelevant." I don't think you understand how that argument works. And you ignore my point about how you can have both pancakes and waffles.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So are you going to fight about any of those things, or are you just using those as an excuse not to fight? This is ignoring the false dichotomy you set up where you can only ever fight one thing at a time.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some of the other gems from the replies, alt text added.
Question from Mister Maclunkey:
What does the "E" stand for in Wile E. Coyote?

Reply:
Wile E. Coyote looking at a sign he is holding that reads:
My middle nameQuestion from emr_carmaniac:
Are you having a crush to road runner

Reply:
Wile E. Coyote frustratedly holding sign that reads:
I'm usually the one getting crushed
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"If he be like to die, he had better do it, and decrease the surplus population." Scrooge nodded emphatically, glad to hear his own words quoted by the spirit. "Bloody parasite" he added.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This movie was made for one person. Instead of this movie, I say we send some ghosts to that person's house.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"I feel a real connection to this elderly miser lacking in empathy, causing untold suffering and hated by everyone around him, but then he went and became a better man. Maybe I can rewrite the story so I don't need to introspect..."
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You can replace "the youtube algorithm" with "god" and most of it will remain consistent. "I cannot swear or be lustful, or I'll be damned by the youtube algorithm."
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Everyone's waiting for someone else to start the revolution so they can join, which means nobody's actually starting it.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don't jinx this, please!
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Here's hoping for a fourth.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Which means he didnt get to a kick-ass karaoke party. The real torture.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Why do you think this is a defence? If someone used the kitten-puncher-5000 in the way the creator intended, I'd be mad they punched kittens. Why would you even buy that?
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Heck, two thirds of the McCarthy era communist party USA were on FBI payroll. It keeps happening that people try to prove how evil something is, but in a stupid way that keeps it alive.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There was also a Black Panther trial where the three key figures in a terror plot were all undercover detectives. This means the entire plot was entrapment, and the defendants were acquitted.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There's a neo-Nazi political party in germany that survived a ban because of how many moles were influencing the group, making their true motives hard to determine. The moles may have been using their connections to keep the group afloat, thus keeping their jobs. Same situation.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have never seen a ratio like this, and I can only expect it to get bigger. The opinion is clear.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"I deserve a bonus for collecting the most goose meat."
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Hmm, how can I act superior to others? I'm not smart, I'm not strong, I'm not charismatic, I'm not creative, I don't have the drive to improve myself... Wait, I've got it!"
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think the most damning critique of this film is how much this explains things.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I believe you've just invented kickstarter from first principles.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I mean... I guess you succeeded, but I'm not happy about it
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"The reason I abducted you is that if I asked you to come home with me, you'd say no." Scumbag.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I was going to mention Acq Inc as the first, then I checked wikipedia to make sure of my dates and saw Emily Friedman (the person from the start of the quote chain) refute me in the history section. Well played, Emily.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ooh, so EA has been bought out by a company that doesn't care for what they create and will inevitably gut and kill them? What a fitting fate for them!
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It's worth noting that the second most requested feature has 260 upvotes. Just to give that number a sense of scale.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It wasn't about her. Those are the kind of people whose greatest achievement is having beaten Halo 2 on normal difficulty, so the existence of a girl who is nerdy enough to get her OC made canon, AND who people want to be around, is devastating to their fragile sense of self-worth.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I would have found them earlier, but I stopped at around 20 knocks. But I'm not gonna let my game end at 31/40.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I was planning on being productive today, but now I've turned into a horse and gotten killed by doctor clops. Damn you.
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Susaga @susaga.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Every single time an AI chud shows off their "high quality" work, I can point out several blatantly obvious flaws within seconds. And then I have to stop because the entire piece is viscerally disgusting. You thinking it's still worth existing says more about your sense of quality than about AI.
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