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Christian A. Larsen

@surrealistwriter.bsky.social
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Speculative fiction (J.R.R. Tolkien, Rod Serling, Stephen King) is my jam, but I also dig literary fiction (John Steinbeck, Harper Lee, F. Scott Fitzgerald). I write better than I publish. LOSING TOUCH and THE BLACKENING OF FLESH are both out of print. :(

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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Why are emerging fantasy authors so eager to write trilogies? #Tolkien hooked readers with The #Hobbit. Lucas gave us A New Hope. Brooks and Anthony wrote self-contained debuts. Maybe the first book should earn the right to have a sequel. #Writing #Fantasy #IndieAuthors
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The Trilogy Trap: Why Emerging Authors Should Think Twice Before Writing a Three-Book Series
There is a piece of conventional wisdom in fantasy publishing that has always struck me as somewhat backwards: if you want to write serious fantasy, write a trilogy. Look at Tolkien. Look at Terry …
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A Tolkien mystery: Aragorn says Sauron forbade his name, yet the Mouth of Sauron uses it. Contradiction—or translation artifact? 👁️ #Tolkien #LOTR #Sauron #MiddleEarth #Philology
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“He Does Not Use It”: Sauron’s Self-Reference and the Curious Case of His Forbidden Name
Among the many linguistic puzzles in The Lord of the Rings, one of the most intriguing concerns a seemingly minor statement by Aragorn. While discussing the Dark Lord, Aragorn tells the hobbits: &#…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Here come the #bagency! #tysonbagent #chicagobears #nfl #preseason
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The gnome has a secret English cousin? 👀 Before the modern garden gnome, northern England had the barghest—a mysterious spirit of hidden places. Coincidence? Or a forgotten Germanic tradition? #Folklore #Gnomes #Barghest #Mythology #Paracelsus
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The Barghest as the Native English Gnome: A Germanic Spirit Tradition Behind Modern Fantasy
When the word “gnome” appears in modern fantasy, most readers imagine a familiar figure: a small, bearded, earth-dwelling creature associated with gardens, mines, hidden treasures, craftsmanship, a…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The Sword of Shannara didn’t “lose” to Tolkien. It got me ready for Tolkien. Ranking books is easy. Understanding what they meant to us is harder. Why Tolkien and Terry Brooks belong in conversation—not competition. #Tolkien #TerryBrooks #LordOfTheRings #Shannara #Fantasy #BooksMatter #Epic
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Not Everything Is a Cage Match: Reading J.R.R. Tolkien and Terry Brooks
My dad was a devoted paperback fantasy fan from way back, picking up the habit through J. R. R. Tolkien and moving on to the likes of Piers Anthony, Katherine Kurtz, and Stephen R. Donaldson. I pic…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
AD&D’s class names are a patchwork of history: Celtic, Latin, medieval, and pulp fantasy. What happens when they’re rebuilt for an Anglo-Saxon heroic age? #DnD #OSR #TTRPG #FantasyWorldbuilding #RPGDesign
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From Thieves to Sleuths: Reimagining AD&D 1e Classes
The character classes of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 1st Edition are more than game mechanics. Their names are artifacts of fantasy history: a mixture of medieval romance, ancient mythology, pu…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#Tolkien tells us that #Sauron fell with the One Ring, yet #Aragorn and #Éomer fought on in the East and South for years. What did the Shadow's final collapse look like? Who led its last loyal remnant? The story of Nardû Azrazâin imagines the end of #Mordor from within. #LOTR #MiddleEarth #Umbar
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Fire the Headcanon: Sauron’s Failed Successor
Note: This account is not drawn from the writings of J.R.R. Tolkien and is not part of the established legendarium. It is a work of speculation, imagining how the rise and fall of Mordor might have…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What comes after #TheOdyssey? Hollywood should look to Wagner’s #TheValkyrie. ⚔️ A mythic epic of gods, power, love, sacrifice, and a civilization doomed by ambition. The Ring Cycle isn’t just opera—it’s a cinematic tragedy waiting to happen. #ChristopherNolan #Wagner #RingCycle #Mythology
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After The Odyssey, Hollywood Should Look to Wagner’s The Valkyrie
The early enthusiasm surrounding Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey points to something easy to overlook in an era of cinematic universes and algorithmically optimized entertainment: audiences are sti…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Why do so many #Tolkien adaptations struggle? The challenge isn't inventing more story—it's choosing the right subject matter and POV. #MiddleEarth #LOTR #Fantasy #Adaptation #Screenwriting
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The Case for Adapting Tolkien: The Battle of Fornost
Every major Tolkien screen adaptation after The Lord of the Rings has run into the same structural problem in different forms. The Rings of Power attempts to compress vast stretches of the Second A…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Did the #Norse once have forgotten #DivineTwins? From the Alcis to #Hengist & #Horsa, I trace the evidence and propose a speculative reconstruction of the elk-twins, Steggi & Bukk. #Mythology
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Reconstruction of the Divine Twins in Germanic Tradition
In the deep roots of Indo-European religion, one of the most enduring and widespread motifs is that of the Divine Twins—a pair of brother gods often linked to horses, protection, healing, fertility…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Did #Saruman truly die at Bag End? Tolkien says his spirit went “not to nothing.” If the fallen head of the #Istari remained a Maia, could he have re-embodied in the #FourthAge? A text-based case for Middle-earth’s most chilling possible return. #LOTR #Tolkien
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The Return of Saruman? A Case for His Re-embodiment in the Fourth Age
The fall of Saruman—once Curumo the Wise, chief of the Istari—is one of The Lord of the Rings’ most poignant and haunting character arcs. A being of immense wisdom and power, sent by the Vala…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Rebuilding a “lost” Anglo-Saxon pantheon from Old English roots like #Woden, #Þunor, #Tīw and possible echoes of #Baldr, #Freyja, #Loki. What if it wasn’t lost, just incomplete? #Mythology #AngloSaxon
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Reimagining the Anglo-Saxon Pantheon: Following the Norse Path
The Anglo-Saxon religious tradition, though fragmentary and often overshadowed by later Christian writings, offers tantalizing glimpses into a pre-Christian pantheon that parallels its more elabora…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
We're all the heroes of our own stories. The same was true of #Sauron, known before his fall as #Mairon and during his attempted redemption as #Annatar. How did he justify the War of the Elves and Sauron without becoming the villain in his own eyes? #Tolkien #LOTR #LordOfTheRings #MiddleEarth
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Through Annatar’s Eyes: How Sauron Justified the War of the Elves and Sauron
In the history of Middle-earth, few figures are judged more harshly than Sauron. By the end of the Third Age, he is remembered as the Dark Lord: a tyrant who sought dominion over all peoples throug…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Enchanting, dangerous, and impossible to trust, the #nick of #Scandinavian #folklore haunts lakes and streams with supernatural music and shapeshifting tricks. A fascinating glimpse into Northern Europe’s watery myths. #Mythology #Nøkk #Näcken #Nix #Nixie #WaterLore #Legends #DarkFolklore #Fantasy
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The Murky World of Norse Nicks
In the folklore of Northern Europe, few supernatural beings are as slippery, mysterious, and dangerous as the nick. Known variously as nix, nøkk, or neck, these spirits inhabit rivers, lakes, and s…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Crossroads. Forest edges. Strange noises in the dark. The Scandinavian púki embodied the unpredictable forces between the human world and the wild unknown. #ScandinavianFolklore #NorseMythology #Puki #Puca #Puck #Liminality #Mythology #Folklore #GermanicMythology #AncientBeliefs #ShapeShifter
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The Shadowy World of Norse Pucks
When we think of mischievous spirits in folklore, the English puck or Irish púca often comes to mind: playful, tricky, sometimes dangerous, sometimes helpful. But these beings have roots far deeper…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
From #Scandinavian fjords to modern fantasy worlds, #trolls evolved from liminal giants of #Norse #folklore into the monsters (and sometimes misfits) we know today. Explore how myths of stone-turning trolls and cunning #ettins shaped everything from oral sagas to #Tolkien and RPGs.
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The Wild World of Norse Trolls
Few creatures of European folklore are as immediately evocative—or as terrifying—as the troll. Towering, often grotesque, and sometimes cunning, trolls occupy the liminal spaces of mountains, fores…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The #elves of #Norse #mythology were far stranger than modern fantasy suggests—beings of light, shadow, fertility, magic, and moral ambiguity. From the radiant #ljósálfar of #Álfheimr to the mysterious smith #Völundr, discover the hidden world of the #álfar.
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The Hidden World of Norse Elves
In modern fantasy, elves are often imagined as ethereal, fair-skinned beings with pointed ears, living in enchanted forests and possessing great beauty, wisdom, and longevity. While this image owes…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Forget the modern fantasy trope—Norse dwarves weren’t just short miners. They were ancient, enigmatic beings tied to the very fabric of creation itself. #Norse #Mythology #Myth #Folklore #Lore #Dwarves #Tolkien
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The Secret World of Norse Dwarves
When most people think of dwarves today, they likely picture stout, bearded craftworkers from modern fantasy novels, wielding axes and mining deep in enchanted mountains. But the Norse conception o…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
What happened to the #Silmarillion cities #Nogrod and #Belegost after the fall of #Beleriand? Click the link to mine the nerdy depths of #Tolkien lore!
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After the Fall of Beleriand: The Fate of Nogrod and Belegost
At the end of the First Age of Middle-earth, the world was violently remade. The climactic War of Wrath shattered the northern fortress of Morgoth and brought about the destruction of most of Beler…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Greyhawk isn’t just a setting—it’s the soul of early AD&D. From keep-building on kitchen-table maps to mining the depth of the Flanaess, it shaped how we learned to play, imagine, and create worlds together. #Greyhawk #ADnD #DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG #RPG #TabletopGaming
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Why Greyhawk Still Feels Like Home in Advanced Dungeons & Dragons
I started playing Advanced Dungeons & Dragons when I was six or seven, sitting on the floor with my older brother and his friends. They had all the advantages—a paladin with a gleaming sword, a…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
What if Frodo had died in Rivendell? This alternate take explores Merry Brandybuck as the new Ringbearer—reshaping Sam’s fate and redefining the Fellowship itself. A story of how one loss could change all of Middle-earth. #lordoftherings #tolkien #fantasy #AltHistory #middleearth
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If Frodo Had Died: Why Merry Would Have Become the Ringbearer
J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings is built on choices, chance, and courage. Every decision—from who carries the One Ring to who enters the Mines of Moria—shapes the fate of Middle-earth. But w…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Roads are monsters. Snares are killers. 🐇 Watership Down turns the ordinary into horror within an epic fantasy world. Discover why this rabbit tale bites. #WatershipDown #Fantasy #Horror #EasterReads
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Exploring Fantasy and Horror in Watership Down
There’s a casual misconception about Watership Down: that it’s simply a gentle animal story, perhaps even a children’s book about rabbits in the vein of The Tale of Peter Rabbit by Beatrix Potter o…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Think The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is just a story for Christians? #Narnia is a land of deep magic and even deeper myth. #CSLewis #Aslan
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Pagan Narnia: Lions, Witches, Wardrobes, and world myth
C.S. Lewis’s The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe is often read through a modern or theological lens, but when we set aside those frameworks, the story begins to take on a different and much older …
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
What should I have to eat today? Onion rings? Calamari? A whole Kringle? #lotr #tolkien #onering
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I'm sure J.R.R. #Tolkien would have hated the music he predicted and helped inspire, but I sure don't. #Ainulindalë #ainur #Melkor #morgoth #ledzeppelin #blacksabbath
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
What if the #Proto-Indo-European #pantheon evolved into English? What if my pseudo-academic takes were white hot with internet-troll level hubris? Click the link to find out! #alternatehistory #etymology #linguistics #mythology
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If the Gods Spoke English: Reimagining Proto-Indo-European Religion
This article explores the parallels found in ancient mythologies across Europe and Asia, tracing these similarities to the Proto-Indo-European religion. It speculatively reconstructs how divine nam…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
What message would the #Nazgûl have left for #Frodo, had the Gaffer been willing to take it? #LOTR
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The Nazgûl’s Message for Frodo in the Shire
The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien is full of mystery and tension, and few brief encounters illustrate this better than the moment when a Black Rider comes to the house of the Gaffer in Hobb…
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
How did the D&D kids know each other? #DnD #80sNostalgia #ClassicCartoons
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How did the D&D kids know each other?
In the 1980s Dungeons & Dragons animated series, six kids board a magical rollercoaster at a theme park and are transported into a fantasy world. There, they’re given magical weapons, new ident…
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Tolkien Universe @tolkienuniverse.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Books that everyone should read at least once.. 😂
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It’s hard to tell truth from parody anymore. #theboys #vought #voughtonice
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Vought On Ice - "Let's Put The Christ Back In Christmas"
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Just in time for the holiday ... brand new from #DavidLeeRoth: #Forgiveness!
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David Lee Roth - Forgiveness
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
You don’t say… #uline #hypocrisy
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Major Trump donors who complained of immigrant ‘invasion’ used Mexican workers illegally, sources allege
Exclusive: Experts believe the alleged ‘shuttle support’ program used by Uline – a company owned by billionaires Liz and Dick Uihlein – is likely illegal and exploitative of workers
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Convicted felon Donald #Trump: "How people can like [ #LuigiMangione ] is, uh, that's a sickness, actually." Is said "sickness" covered by #healthinsurance?
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Trump says response to Luigi Mangione is 'really terrible'
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Horror comedy or not, the original returnofthelivingdead.com scared me as a kid worse than any other film--ever, and the trailer to the upcoming sequel looks amazing. But can it match the original's banger of a soundtrack from the Cramps, Roky Erikson, 45 Grave, T.S.O.L., & SSQ? #morebrains #tarman
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RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (2025) | Official Announcement Teaser
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Here's the best #classicrock #tributebands I've seen: britfloydofficial.com aussiefloyd.com gtlorocks.com theatomicpunks.com raintribute.com killerqueenonline.com rumoursoffleetwoodmac.com radiogagatour.com eliminatorband.com gimmeskynyrd.com Who is the best classic rock tribute that you've seen?
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Brit Floyd - The World's Greatest Pink Floyd Experience - Official Website
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
As a #maiar and ringmaker, could #Saruman have re-embodied in the Fourth Age of #Middle-Earth? #lotr #lordoftherings #jrrtolkien #tolkien
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This Paul Sullivan quote rings way too true, especially with #JimHarbaugh there for the taking last year: "Expect [the #ChicagoBears] to go for someone they don’t have to give any real power to and will be blander than their last five coaches combined. Someone disposable by 2027."
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Column: Leave it to the Chicago Bears to botch a coach firing even your Aunt Martha could see coming
It took 32 seconds of national embarrassment for George McCaskey, Kevin Warren and Ryan Poles to finally concede what everyone else already knew. And even when the Chicago Bears brain trust decided th...
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
At the Arcada Theater for the #AllmanBettsFamilyRevival with @reenielarsen.bsky.social and couldn’t be happier to hear some #AllmanBrothers Band music!
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The five creepiest #TwilightZone episodes, IMO: • Shadow Play • The Midnight Sun • It's a Good Life • The Obsolete Man • The Dummy What made your list?
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Today, I'm #thankful for: • New England, New York, New Jersey, & Tidewater, • Illinois, Minnesota, Colorado, & New Mexico, • California, Oregon, Washington & Hawaii, • Federal, state, & local term limits, • And the 74,441,420 who agree with me. What are you grateful for? #thanksgiving
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Ah, double standards. So much better than single standards--BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I don’t eat a ton of red meat, but when I do, I eat a ton of red meat.
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Favorite pop/rock by decade: • 50s: #ChuckBerry • 60s: #Steppenwolf • 70s: #PinkFloyd • 80s: #GunsNRoses • 90s: #StoneTemplePilots • 00s: #SystemOfADown • 10s: #GretaVanFleet • 20s: #DirtyHoney List needs more inclusivity. Help?
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I'm old enough to remember when the #ChicagoBears were good in back-to-back-to-back years. It's been a while.
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Last 5 concerts you saw? Mine: • #steviewonder • #megadeth • @metallica.com • #jeffersonstarship • #tommyjames 🎶🎤🎸🎹🥁🎶
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Favorite fiction authors by genre: Adventure: #jacklondon Crime: #mariopuzo Fantasy: #jrrtolkien Horror: #stephenking Literary: #johnsteinbeck Mystery: #arthurconandoyle Romance: #nicholassparks Sci-Fi: #raybradbury Thriller: #thomasharris Western: #cormacmccarthy Needs more inclusivity. Help?
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The first 5 fantasy authors I've read 5+ books by: • C.S. Lewis • Piers Anthony • @terrybrooks.bsky.social • Dennis L. McKiernan • J.R.R. Tolkien* *I read the #hobbit before the rest, I count the #lordoftherings as three, and it took me a while to get through the #silmarillion.
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Christian A. Larsen @surrealistwriter.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
RIP #darthmaul
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