Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Early Earth history is some of my favorite physics. 080
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Nice cameo of Stephen King being a real one. 000
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Bought/built/filled a cedar raised garden bed for my Mom for Mothers' Day and got her this fun pop up lilac bouquet as a card so I'd have a more easily givable gift (since we pretty much hit Lowe's yesterday and let her pick out the bed and soil; which spoils the surprise but whatever). 020
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Got today's 10k in 57:16*, good for third in my age group and 11th overall. Right cankle still not 100% and I puked at the start. Maybe could've milked top 10 out of myself on another day. Beautiful course though. *10 seconds longer than the Callous Daoboys album I listened to while I ran it.water.so 110
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026This is wonderful. The early biographical stuff in particular shades in a lot. Like, if yr an “our band could be your life” fan this story gives your some poetic bookends to that slice of his life for sure. 081
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Gerrymandering is going to keep escalating til it comes down to drawing a line to one side or the other of a hill inhabited by the Platonically Ideal Median Voter for the fate of democracy and they won’t even know what’s going on or why it matters. 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026IG reels let up on Women I Have No Chance With and gave me an hour of “The Pitt” content instead. 020
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026God the part where he gets robbed by the hooker is brutal. 030
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Is the Hose Hawk a Christmas Adventurer? 000
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Star Fox isn’t a system seller for me but I’ll probably eventually buy it if I get a Switch 2 down the line. 130
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Can you get Hantavirus over and over again at a low level that just kinda makes you stupider and achier and weaker like with Covid or does it just tend to smite people? 220
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026RIP Ted Turner; some of us never recovered from the PlaneteerPill. 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This is incredibly illuminating and interesting. 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026It must suck so much to already be wrestling for the blood money company, but then they come to you like, "bad news, Phil; there's only gonna be half as much blood money this year". and you take the deal ANYWAY. 130
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Just poured hours into understanding Kirchoff's Junction when the real problem was that I haven't done System of Equations in my students' lifetimes; luckily that's the kind of thing ai is good at solving (also, I built the circuit on Phet DC Circuit sim and checked my work that way). #iteachphysics 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026The other fascinating aspect is the feminization; defacto mommy milkers full of everyday essentials sold as a masculine accessory for a dangerous world. Also worth noting; models/looks at co i saw yesterday were way more maga coded; this is minimalist aesthetic but it's prolly all the same factoty. 031
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Trajectory from Taco Bell Cashier-> Underpaid CNA for Alzheimer's patients-> Camgirl who ends up servicing the DHS Secretary's bimbofied husband (and who can also give a really informed rundown on internet legal history) is a modern novel unto itself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyxH...youtube.comBryon Noem Camgirl Interview (Lydia Love)YouTube video by Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Just got an ad for what I think can best be described as Chud Saddlebags. Like, its a pair of zipped pouches that you carry the same way you would a shoulder holster for a pistol. But it's for like, your oversized Samsung that you use to complain about immigrants you don't even see irl most days. 130
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 02/05/20266 mile race in 54:48 on an iffy wheel. Show last night; 90% sure made a new friend. Funeral for the teacher who a helped me direct my first play when I was a student and who I judged Poetry Out Loud with when I later became a teacher myself. 030
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026The real Elder Millennial garden hose drink was the opioid epidemic. 050
Reposted by Zen Music JasperOphelia @ophelia168.bsky.social · 30/04/2026The Callous Daoboys could’ve written Hey Jude but The Beatles could never have written The Demon of Unreality Limping Like a Dog 083
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I had portfolio stuff to work on but ended up programming an entire song in like, 2 hours. 020
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I made this point earlier, but she just reminded me. 020
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026The percentile sounds more impressive than the more realistic, "yeah, top billion or so (but definitely not top 100 million); you'd think with this many, the world would be better off". 000
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026The major headwind in Act 3 of Turing 9th Graders into 10th Graders is that all the behavior starts to slip and necessitates a rash of crashouts/writeups. At a certain point, the seating chart is less work than spurring kids to manage themselves so much that we overrun break time by 10 minutes. 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026The 70+ year old meemaw who's been there since I was in elementary owns me by replying, "bold of you to assume you're Nick". 000
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Probably shouldn't use my k12 to ask my school's hiring committee to please consider "can play either Stav or Adam to my Nick" when interviewing prospective new teachers. 041
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Can't; bingeing "why 120-130 iq is cursed" content. 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Oh no, not James Comey! (A man who famously did nothing to usher in this decade-long shitshow.) 020
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026There's nothing else like this promotion; iconic moment. 120
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026This starts with classic Lightning Bolt mayhem but the last quarter or so feels like it's in totally different space than they've ever created before. lightningbolt.bandcamp.com/track/cloud-...lightningbolt.bandcamp.comCLOUD CORE, by Lightning Boltfrom the album THE HORIZON SPIRALS / THE HORIZON VIRAL 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Things like that extended f4 sequence is where #MysteryWrestling25 really pushes the language of wrestling into jazz/improvised performance art territory; like it follows the formal outline of that bit but has all these other asides and character moments and suspensions of the diegesis within it. 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Gresham and London look like they should be henchmen for a third guy who's actually evil. #MysteryWrestling25 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I didn't even know any of these were coming out. LB is an instant buy. 140
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The put the Invisible Man through a table! #MysteryWrestling25 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Cool Ref is basically my teaching aesthetic. #MysteryWrestling25 040
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Starting now! You're gonna see at least one thing you've never seen in a ring before! 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026"Hunger Games" levels of "lets make this guy suffer". 020
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Bilmuri is sideloading me into pop country, but in sorta the way I remember overhearing pop country? It's not 1:1 but maybe the same way chillwave 80s pop pilled ppl? (Bilmuri has some big moments like that as well.) I like this thing, but it's pushing my taste in a neat way I think. 330
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Tired: Shooters with manifestos Wired: Shooters who made whatever this is: 052
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Tardive Dyskinesia is my favorite AEW side character now for sure. 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Side characters are so developed as well. 020
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Solemnly burning my "Free Willy" tape but keeping the insert so the Orcas know I'm still on their side when the Day Of Reckoning arrives. 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Just statistically speaking, it seems like there's a lot more Hapsburg Skynet configurations than there are Roko's Basilisk configurations. 110
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The characterization on Fast Forward is so good. 010
Zen Music Jasper @surrealentropy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The kids are having me imitate Elvis and they appear to love it. 020
