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Suri P

@suriparmar.bsky.social
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writer intermittent professor filmmaker the same boy I used to be portfolio: Suriparmar.com signal: @hoodlumrock.93

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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OMG GIMME ALL THE FENCING UPDATES
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm revisiting Top Chef S8 All-Stars and genuinely believe my boy Richard Blais would have seriously psychologically spiralled and fallen apart if he didn't win the season. And I say this as a die-hard Richie fan with a huge crush on him.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The song playing was One To One's "Angel In My Pocket" - I explained to my friend - who is American - that our country's radio stations and such have CanCon music mandates. Another friend likens that music to stuff you'd hear at like Zellers.)
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One To One "Angel In My Pocket"
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Things I love about my friends. I send them voice chats while grocery shopping, and their hearing is so attuned they recognize - and dig - the Canadian New Wave "killer flashback jams" / "dad rock/yacht rock" (to quote said friend) blaring in the background.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God, I love working in production.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today’s catcall: some guy on the street who made up a love ballad about me on the spot. I reckon it’s a titch better than hollers and gross comments.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of these days, salespersons and randos on the street and such will stop calling me “Miss” and will instead refer to me as “ma’am.” Today is not that day.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When one of your content production jobs forces you out of your charming little habit of shooting with a full bells-and-whistles crew, to the point that you railroad your producer into playing DP and shooting b-roll w/ her personal Canon - bc, in your words, “this ish gotta look tea.”
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Grossssss
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is KATSEYE ok? Oiiiiiiiiii
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Being a grownup means rejecting an invitation to a splashy film premiere because you have a hair appointment you can't change and hair needs to be tea, blarsrhgskhjgdfkhgfdk
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Find yourself a manager who, upon asked if you can call your video content creation Slack chat “<INSERT PROJECT NAME> baddies,” responds, “Please do.”
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I hit a wall with the joyful script 63 pages in and now it’s like pulling teeth :/
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
(When my mom found out, she was livid and wished she’d been there and then asked why I didn’t give the wretch the finger. My mom = the GOAT.)
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Today’s catcall: I don’t think I’ve been catcalled in my parents’ town for decades. That is, until today, when some guy driving past at a stop sign blew a kiss at me with a loud, smacking kissy noise. I guess an influx of gross people will always trump a provincial housing crisis. (Pun intended.)
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hello, Union Station, my old friend. (I really don’t understand why your restrooms consistently smell like warm dirty diapers, ech.)
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
(I def don’t think the serum is worth its price point.)
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Product review: I’m not sure if this stuff is working or if my hair is thicker bc I now double-shampoo each wash. (Apparently scalp buildup makes you more prone to shedding.) Note: my hair isn’t thinning but I do shed a ton; moreover, I wouldn’t mind restoring the crazy ass lion’s mane of my youth.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sometimes, writing scripts is pulling teeth. This was the case when I tried to write a funding-friendly screenplay that hit all the right indie notes. And then there are screenplays that are a joy to write - the beats practically invent themselves and all you want to do is keep working on it.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have repeatedly posted about revolting maskless snotters on public transportation who snort and snuffle and hack and sneeze and cough without deigning to cover their mouths or use a Kleenex. Why are people so gross?
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
(Also, a middle finger to all the ppl over the yrs who suggested my thinness made me more prone to osteopenia/osteoporosis and that I’m malnourished, even though I eat healthy & exercise. Including that weirdass waiter at East Side Mario’s who knelt at my table and lectured me about nutrition. Ugh.)
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I just had a bone density test done (the proper kind with like scary machines) and my results are excellent (knock on wood). I’m trying to convince myself that it isn’t an excuse to routinely eat cake for dinner.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not everyone is going to like you. And that’s okay.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I thought I was in shape from Pilates. Aaaand then I went to a HIIT class … and limped home …
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No I am not rocking out to the Talking Heads music blaring from the speakers at Loblaws. It’s your heat mirage, obviously.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Today’s catcall: some guy on the street who told me not to be scared and that he doesn’t bite or nibble. Gross.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🥂
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When you don't want to watch anything on Netflix bc you find all the actors annoying - particularly a certain insular af thespian who giggled and smirked and shrugged when asked about how their participation in a certain project hurts the trans community
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Reykjavík - I don’t know why but it feels like home
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is also the second day in a row that some rando has called me "very beautiful" - both days I was wearing opaque sunglasses and a baseball cap pulled low over my face. I'm beginning to think my face doesn't suit the male gaze.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I just saw a man on the street pushing an enormous rabbit in a carrier while blaring easy listening.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I knew I'd learned a lot during that trip, but didn't realize the extent until now, as I develop new film pitches and pivot my career. I strongly recommend that us Canadians travel to international festivals as much as we can - it's very easy to get sucked into our fishbowl here and grow complacent.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Earlier this year, a short doc I made got accepted to the Oscar-qualifying Big Sky Documentary Film Festival - an experience for which I'm profoundly grateful. I did feel self-conscious tho, given the personal (and, I feared, self-indulgent) tone of my story amidst those legacy media-calibre films.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Today I learned that "liberal bubble" means not wanting to see nazi trolls post that people of my ethnicity are subhuman filthy feral scum who should all be deported to Brown Person Land.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Today in annoying GO Train commuter tales: grown-ass men who doomscroll loud TikTok vids without bothering to wear earbuds or headphones. (I will concede that they’re somewhat of an improvement over the snotters with disgusting hygiene I keep encountering.)
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A bunch of people I know are partying it up at Veld. I on the other hand am trying to stream Jeanne Dielman, 23 Commerce Quay, 1080 Brussels, as I feel I need a Studio Ghibli break. (I don’t necessarily want one, but a respite from constantly wishing I lived in Ghibli-land might be beneficial.)
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I just got bloodwork done. It is perfect, knock on wood. This confirms that my body wants to move and needs to keep moving, uggghhh, however tedious exercising might be for me.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Can we please stop filming & doxxing people being affectionate in public and rationalizing it as outing "cheaters"? We don't know their lives? Maybe they're in abusive or open relationships? Maybe not? Whatever's going on - it's NOBODY'S business, and, moreover it's incredibly creepy and violating.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I put my hair in fat rollers last night. I left them in for an hour and then blew out my curls into perfect beachy waves, which I smoothed w/ oil. Aaand then today, I went out (to see my GP to make sure this damn demon bug infecting me hasn’t mutated). Within a minute, the rain murdered my hard work
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It confirms that my recent disillusionment w/ cinema is not an ADHD thing. I find a lot of recent films too long, dense, and layered - but without emotional resonance. Moreover, they’re laborious to watch and feel like homework. I’m not the problem - people simply need to make better films.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Okay so I’m still wrecked from Only Yesterday, and now consider it my favourite Studio Ghibli film. It’s seemingly abt everyday ppl but sneakily clobbers you - knowing that the average person carries so much baggage and pain. Also, reconciling who we want to be as kids with who we wind up becoming.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I watched Studio Ghibli’s Only Yesterday & can’t stop thinking about it; it hits hard. But imo, the ending downgrades it from quietly devastating & life-changing to - simply - a great movie. The soundtrack’s Hungarian & Romanian folk songs are painfully haunting - the best Ghibli music I’ve heard
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
(I’ve made this complaint numerous times but it bears repeating. Along with how much I hate eating healthy bc it tastes like ass but your body gets used to it, so when you try treating yourself to junk food you feel sick and disgusting.)
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I abhor exercising. But weekly Pilates has killed my lower back and knee pain and fixed many weak core issues. Now, on top of class, I need to work out three more times a week and walk x-thousand steps a day or my ankles and hips get stiff and I feel weird and bereft and gross. So I’m never happy.
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
PS - my snark in my previous post in no way discounts the immense talent of said filmmakers, who are truly the real deal
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My BFF is messaging me as he watches the Evil Dead remake (aka - in my words - that movie made by those guys who went on to make that gross ass film abt that old white dude with a turkey baster - oh the notoriety, heh).
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Given that my recent bout w/ COVID made me look pretty dull, zitty, and grungy, I’m happy to report that hard work and dedicated occlusive, ceramides, and hyaluronic acid toner layering have restored my complexion to a dewy, bouncy baseline. (My cushy BB cream/foundation and blush also help a ton.)
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Suri P @suriparmar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m in my wicked-witch era and considered shutting them down; instead I protected my peace while exchanging glances of disgust and exhaustion with fellow riders.
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