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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did we cheat on the field? No?? Pound sand then.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Maybe they should come up with new IP that does not suck Instead of making live action Moana 4 or whatever.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“A 1/1 that draws a card? That’s nice. I have a 2/1, and I drew two cards when I discarded it. And it will probably be back next turn if you kill it.”
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The brothers gonna yard-work it out.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Should we… trim some of their debt load?
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pretty par for the course for him, unfortunately. Being hit in the head repeatedly would do that to you, I guess.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Also, I think first class matches are often free admission after tea? Could be a cheap date.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Like baseball, but batters do not have to run and, if they do, only run back and forth… Well, this video is probably a better explanation. youtu.be/EWpbtLIxYBk?...
youtu.be
Cricket Explained for Baseball Fans
YouTube video by Sports Explained
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Getting better! I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 22nd 2026 (Hard), in less than 14 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
To those of you looking at the meager remaining LA 2028 Olympics tickets - cricket is a very fun sport!
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Scrooge McDuck Bathing in Money
ALT: Scrooge McDuck Bathing in Money
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s a very fun game, thank you for sharing it.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
lol and I was very proud of myself today I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 9th 2026 (Hard), in less than 25 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
May we all find someone who loves us as much as referees love Argentina.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If Argentina wins the final, we might have to watch Trump and Milei kiss with tongue.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Go Spain!!!🇪🇸
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fuck
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s coming home. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Australian stepping off the plane in Hawaii:
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
No way is that a straight red. What?!
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
*if he will no longer be captain
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
He was interviewed right before this match and said that he was not sure he would keep playing if he will no longer be playing. Might have known already.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Victory Comics. Not for every mom, to be honest… maps.app.goo.gl/sz8sNY5FjD5W...
maps.app.goo.gl
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The map is Zebra’s vision of a future where Del Ray and everything east of is getting swallowed up by the sea, but at least we get a new highway.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Oh wow!!!
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Made it to all of 94 before dropping their 6th. 😭
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
55/5. You may have cursed them.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Take It Sleazy Ted Danson
ALT: Take It Sleazy Ted Danson
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
@alxbeef.bsky.social is strangely low on the flesh scale.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
”Goodnight, we are Dimon the Demon and the Beltway War Merchants!”
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
GHALIBAF: HILLBILLY 2 INCOMING. AMERICA'S POOR & FORGOTTEN WILL FOOT THE BILL FOR THE BROLIGARCHS, DIMON THE DEMON, AND THE BELTWAY WAR MERCHANTS.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Has to be Torch of Defiance, right? She does it all - removal, card advantage, direct damage, mana…
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Kaladin 1:23 ”Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination.”
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Going to a new grocery store
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The US extract more oil than we consume. So we won’t have a physical shortage. Worst comes to worst we will have export restrictions.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This one?
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Only a part of an S-1 is audited. Whatever profitability metric that OpenAI invents to make itself look good (an "Adjusted" EBITDA) will be outside of the audited financial statements, though there are rules that apply to such metrics as well and that may be the CFO's sticking point.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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a man with a mullet is sitting next to another man with dreadlocks and the caption been called worse
ALT: a man with a mullet is sitting next to another man with dreadlocks and the caption been called worse
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I've been to Orlando for work and can confirm, except I do have a kind of a Florida Man story. The first time I was getting a rental car the guy at the exit booth was having a loud conversation on the phone about breast sizes.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I want to put it in my Eruth, Tormented Prophet deck. I would get a look at 14 cards every turn!
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Ah, I missed that, thank you.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I love that the blue one says "mana value 5 or greater", not 5 or more mana spent. Can chain some X=3 Braingeysers together with enough discounting...
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The fact that he has not already resigned means that he really wants to do the atrocities.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
So she was not Muchova challenge for Coco Gauff?
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"Sophistication has outpaced current accounting standards." Nothing bad happens after that, surely.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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a man in a striped shirt and tie is holding a piece of paper in his hand and saying so hot !
ALT: a man in a striped shirt and tie is holding a piece of paper in his hand and saying so hot !
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Unblocking the Straits of Hormuz will be left as an exercise for the reader.
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Probably nothing that they have not already heard about their flood of product. But not asking people who bought and played a lot recently, just not the latest set, is a choice…
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surgeprotector1.bsky.social @surgeprotector1.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
🎶 hello from the other side 🎶
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