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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I look forward to another "I know you are but what am I?" response.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or you could have just phrased it a whole hell of a lot better. In fact, you could have referred to Lee Morris' neighbors--I know you know how to use that word--so why didn't you? Why use accusatory rhetoric when there are better alternatives?
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You said "you" but I'm not sure if you mean me, based on your history. And I've said "you" several times, so who am I referring to? I guess words just mean nothing.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'd agree if I hated music
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Either Medeliene Peyroux's cover of Elliott Smith's Between the Bars or DEVO's cover of Satisfaction.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If Lee Morris in Missouri isn't that second person, then why did you respond to them? Be a fucking adult and admit your mistakes.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"You" is a second person pronoun, if that second person is not on Bluesky, what are you doing? Screaming into the void? Kind of seems like you're using a piss-poor excuse to use shitty, lazy rhetoric instead of just saying "Sorry, I could have phrased that better."
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
30 AUD = 20.90 USD If I use the actual minimum wage in Australia without generously rounding up, it's more like 18.40 USD. I can't vouch for the quality of Big Macs in Seattle because we have better options. Shit on the rest of the USA all you want, but Seattle does things right.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's obvious to us, but it's not obvious to the people he's trying to appeal to.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why would you say "you all" when you are responding to someone who just said they didn't vote for Schmitt? Wouldn't it make more sense to ask the people who voted for the idiots instead of the people who didn't? What is so difficult about this?
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you didn't vote for him you have nothing to apologize for.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh wow, what nefarious deed was Jack Smith planning in Philly? I'll give you some time to respond so you don't perjure yourself
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't know but it's sure to be a rip-roarin' adventure
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was really popular when it was on. You need to hang out with cooler people
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would have put Justified somewhere in the top ten
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's their own fault for making you work during poopin' time
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm missing the part where anyone pretended that, though.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Washington Post isn't what it used to be, but it's ridiculous to compare the front page to the style section as though they're intended to be of equal importance. They had fluff articles back in 1972, too.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think her reaction to him not being able to perform would more likely be an overwhelming sense of relief
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't like puns but I have to give credit where credit's due, that one's pretty much perfect
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump intervening on Balogun's red card was the most embarrassing moment for me. It certainly isn't the most despicable thing he's done, but he absolutely crushed what were some pretty great international vibes that had been going on during the World Cup.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Joe Walsh is one of the very few former Trump voters whose apology I accept, because he's actually putting in the work.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I tell them all which one is in charge until I get back.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't think it's all that wild to suggest that taxpayer dollars are being wasted just to assuage that crybaby bitch
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not conflicted. This is a "let them fight" situation. It's an asshole-on-asshole crime. You do not need to take a side, you can just sit back and watch these vile dickheads tear each other apart.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Horseshit. Pointing out the complicity of Auschwitz guards doesn't absolve Hitler of a god damn thing. If you see bigger fish to fry, then start with the collaborating little fish and work your way up. You're helping Quislings, asshole.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I agree that they aren't conservatives, but they are the creation of conservatism. There's a reason Dr. Frankenstein's monster is known by the same name. MAGA is what conservatism leads to, and should be a warning of where the depravity of conservative ideology will lead in the future.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Correct, the crazy shit we've seen so far is what Trump and his supplicants think is "reasonable" and they've exhausted all of those options. Outright corruption and violence were always an option for them, and it's what they're left with. We are nowhere near the end of this.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's like you want to lose. Idaho is essentially little more than a conclave of white supremacists, Mormons, and a combination thereof. We will not be getting a Mamdani out of Idaho. A Manchin out of Idaho would be a miracle. But sure, let's hold out for a potato farmer AOC like we're fucking morons
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They're just a bunch of resentful losers who want to make everyone else as miserable as they are.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We're all rooting for you. Luckily (or unluckily) as expensive as CA can be, TX has grown more and more unaffordable so it won't be as difficult of a transition as it might have been a few years ago. You should also consider California's hat, Oregon, which is more affordable and nearly as nice
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm in the US. The people I surround myself with are in the US, and they are capable of complex thought. I'm sorry the the Americans you've spent your time around are imbeciles, but maybe that's a you problem.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's your problem. I upgraded, you downgraded. Good luck getting out
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm not sure bluesky is the audience who needs to hear this the most although I suppose if anyone can get away with preaching to the choir, it's God
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I lived in Iowa for 30 years, but now live in the PNW. I'll defend my adopted home against such a scurrilous claim, but Iowa is unquestionably a shithole as are most red stares. They aren't the entire country, though.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I vaguely recall her on LA Law MAGA has ruined so much
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Your aunt is also an idiot.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is this why the yell at clouds?
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please stop giving these idiots the benefit of the doubt. They are too stupid to understand condensation, and you are just enabling their stupidity.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Does anyone know if the Kennedy family owns property in Bariloche?
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When Brexit was going on, despite not being a UK citizen, I knew the overall stances of the political parties and of many individual MPs and how each region voted, but then I guess I just care enough to bother learning about things that affect the world. Sorry that's too much to ask of you.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What you are seeing is that the government has so much trouble finding new employees that they've had to lower the standards to the point that they'll accept pigeonfuckers. The takeaway is that the US government is falling apart, not that Americans are fucking walruses, not even the sexy ones
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sounds like the FBI is planning on opening up a field office in Enumclaw
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtfZ...
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Indeep - Last Night A DJ Saved My Life (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by UnidiscMusic
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not sure if it's favorite or not, but he's currently experiencing Stage 6 from Everywhere at the End of Time by The Caretaker
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That would have been a reasonable excuse, but he chose to go the cowardly, bullshit "both sides" route instead.
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You'd think that the Scottish and Northern Irish would have sympathy for the blue states, they also know what it's like to have xenophobic neighbors fuck them over with an asinine vote
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey Joe, take a look at your own past. Take a look at the vile shit you supported and enabled. Look at yourself now. You grew, and are still growing. Give Macklemore some grace on this. What were you doing on 2014 that gives you any right to criticize Macklemore?
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surfsdown.bsky.social @surfsdown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When I'm speeding on the interstate and a red sports car goes flying by and weaving across lanes, it's comforting because I know they'll keep the cops busy by being so stupid, and so I can keep speeding without concern. That's what Wohl and Burkman are for con artists.
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