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Suresh Singaratnam

@suresh.social
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Music is my life. Making strangers laugh on the internet is my favourite hobby. (He/Him)

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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 05/10/2026
I'm happy for the Nashville Symphony's musicians and staff, but let's stop pretending this was some grand gesture of generosity by Oracle. For Oracle, $10 million is a fraction of a fraction of a percent of their market cap.
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 01/10/2026
I'm counting the 117,000+ views from that Facebook account that stole and reposted the lyric video for Hydronyms, so this is "unofficial", but combined with the 886,000 views on my original Instagram reel, that's over 1 million views for the original recording of #Hydronyms. 😳❤️🇨🇦
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 29/09/2026
Who keeps posting these Shoresy memes to the ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴡᴇʙ?? 🤣❤️🇨🇦
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 28/09/2026
If you're an American living abroad, please be aware of this bullshit. There's a chance that the Trump administration is already trying to suppress votes from absentee ballots.
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 23/09/2026
Canada says the U.S. can continue buying Canadian potash for the same price, but we can charge him more if he doesn't sit his Epstein Island mascot ass down and shut the fuck up. 🤣❤️🇨🇦
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 21/09/2026
🎶 Your president's like Adolf Hitler, but with nuclear bombs Such privilege for a person, who's neither wise nor calm 🎶 hydronyms.ca
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 21/09/2026
You know when you're shopping online, and something is "on sale", but then you get to the checkout page, they add the shipping charges, and then all of a sudden that quick trip to your corner store feels like a much better option? 🤣❤️🇨🇦
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 20/09/2026
A song I wrote in 2 days and hastily recorded and mixed 2 days after that, at home, has now been heard more than every other recording of mine combined (including the albums recorded at professional recording studios) 🤣🤦🏾
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 19/09/2026
TFW you wanna go to Reb Lobster for Endless Shrimp, but two of your three best friends are vegan, and the third lives on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 18/09/2026
TFW you're at Dunder Mifflin's head office in NYC, and you're worried about the current market, but David Wallace just handed you the Prince Family Paper customer list
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 18/09/2026
🤔🤭❤️🇨🇦🎵 suresh.bandcamp.com/merch/hydron...
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 16/09/2026
A spoiler-free summary of this week's episode of Ted Lasso
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 15/09/2026
Social media engagement bait post: "If you suddenly had $1 million, how would you spend it?" Canadians:
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 09/09/2026
Google’s A.I. has been fooled 🤣❤️🇨🇦 hydronyms.ca
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 06/09/2026
Those 401,000 views are on Instagram. It would be REALLY nice for the YouTube videos and Apple Music + Spotify tracks to catch up to those numbers 🤣❤️ hydronyms.ca
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 04/09/2026
TikTok blocked the lyric video for Hydronyms. What happened to "FrEeDoM Of sPeEcH"?!? 🤣🤣🤣
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 30/08/2026
Some bootlicking PoS at Google actually worked over the WEEKEND to make this change 🤢🤮
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 27/08/2026
Never forget what this has always been about. #LakeOntarioForever
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 25/08/2026
found this on the ᵈᵃʳᵏ ʷᵉᵇ
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 11/08/2026
Who wants to bet this is because he thinks all tubas are made in Manitoba (a.k.a. "many tubas")? 😂❤️🇨🇦 @charlieangus104.bsky.social
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 10/08/2026
Link to original post www.threads.com/@g.rant.au/p...
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 08/08/2026
Enes Kanter is so fucking incompetent in his transphobic troll of the WNBA, that he didn’t even change the pronouns in his Instagram profile where he posted his bulshit video announcement about “identifying as a women”
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 05/08/2026
I wonder how many reports of “aNtIsEmItIsM” are because of colourblind zionists visiting The Bahamas 🤔
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 30/07/2026
I built up an inventory of over 1000 products in my merch store since 2021, but Tobias Lütke is a bigoted, fascist PoS, so goodbye Shopify .
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 24/07/2026
Never forget that Grok (Twitter's digital CSAM & sexual harassment factory) only exists because people on Twitter called out Elon for stealing memes and posting them without credit, and Elon was too fucking stupid to learn Photoshop and make his own content.
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 23/07/2026
Dear Canadians who care about the arts and artists, Please tell our federal government that generative A.I. is a curse, not a blessing. Pass it on. pch.research-recherche.ca/f/s.aspx?lan...
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 21/07/2026
Who keeps making these hilarious Shoresy memes and posting them on the <whispers>Dark Web™</whispers>? 🤣❤️🇨🇦
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 20/07/2026
Trump doing a full-on “Michael Scott at Phyllis & Bob Vance’s wedding” after the World Cup Final is the most on brand thing to ever happen 🤣🤦🏾‍♂️
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 17/07/2026
Good morning to everyone except the people who cut funding to wildfire prevention. 💔🌎
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 16/07/2026
Maybe Prime Minister Carney needs to apply his "Taking the world as it is, not as we wish it to be" philosophy to fighting global warming and air pollution instead of building more fucking pipelines and AI data centres. 🤷🏾💔🌎
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 16/07/2026
The air quality warning in Mississauga is already at 6, and the sun isn’t even up yet 😭 💔🌎
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 15/07/2026
Why the actual fuck are we building more pipelines? 😩💔🌎
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 01/07/2026
MLB pitcher Spencer Miles wears the number 62 on his @torontobluejays.bsky.social jersey. Go do the conversion for 1 kilometre to miles see how many miles that is, I'll wait. 🤣💙🩵🤍❤️🇨🇦
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 26/06/2026
No one: The pianist Billy Joel is asking to "sing us a song" in "Piano Man", during that long-ass harmonica solo in a song titled "Piano Man":
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 24/06/2026
Zionists: "A land without a people for a people without a land" The people who've been living on the land for centuries:
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 22/06/2026
New phone number to call (via novaredmining.com)
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 22/06/2026
Updated phone number to call
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 19/06/2026
Narrator: The mice were transgenic, not transgender.
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 17/06/2026
Thank you again to everyone who bought Maple Seed on Bandcamp a couple weeks ago (and an EXTRA thank you to that extra generous and kind someone who essentially donated $350 USD to the cause)!! The kiddos in Owen Sound were totally surprised and happy with their new photo-books! 🥹❤️🙏🏾
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 16/06/2026
The haircut I asked the salon for on Sunday vs. the haircut I walked out of the salon with on Sunday
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 15/06/2026
I love how spellcheck still doesn't recognize "trillionaire" as a real word. It's almost like the operating system is trying to us that trillionaires shouldn't exist. 🤷🏾
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 04/06/2026
No one: Denis Villeneuve casting Paul Atreides for his Dune trilogy:
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 03/06/2026
When the Face-eating Leopards come for this dude...
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 03/06/2026
Jeffrey Epstein apologist and noted sex pest Lawrence Krauss is going full-tilt right-winger with his racism now
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 02/06/2026
One of my best friends just accidentally texted me something [100% G-rated/family friendly] that he meant to text to his wife. So naturally, I replied with this 👇👇👇
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 29/05/2026
🤔🤷🏾 #sciencejokes
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 27/05/2026
If President Obama even publicly CONTEMPLATED the idea of building a UFC ring on the lawn of the White House, Republicans would be calling for his impeachment and retaliatory strikes on Kenya.
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 26/05/2026
Me: *Hits new PR on Deadlifts yesterday...for 2 reps* My Central Nervous System Today:
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 25/05/2026
No one: My Central Nervous System after today's deadlift PR:
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 22/05/2026
🤔🤷🏾❤️🇨🇦⚕️
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