Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 05/10/2026I'm happy for the Nashville Symphony's musicians and staff, but let's stop pretending this was some grand gesture of generosity by Oracle. For Oracle, $10 million is a fraction of a fraction of a percent of their market cap. 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 01/10/2026I'm counting the 117,000+ views from that Facebook account that stole and reposted the lyric video for Hydronyms, so this is "unofficial", but combined with the 886,000 views on my original Instagram reel, that's over 1 million views for the original recording of #Hydronyms. 😳❤️🇨🇦 100
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 29/09/2026Who keeps posting these Shoresy memes to the ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴡᴇʙ?? 🤣❤️🇨🇦 010
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 28/09/2026If you're an American living abroad, please be aware of this bullshit. There's a chance that the Trump administration is already trying to suppress votes from absentee ballots. 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 23/09/2026Canada says the U.S. can continue buying Canadian potash for the same price, but we can charge him more if he doesn't sit his Epstein Island mascot ass down and shut the fuck up. 🤣❤️🇨🇦 060
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 21/09/2026🎶 Your president's like Adolf Hitler, but with nuclear bombs Such privilege for a person, who's neither wise nor calm 🎶 hydronyms.ca 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 21/09/2026You know when you're shopping online, and something is "on sale", but then you get to the checkout page, they add the shipping charges, and then all of a sudden that quick trip to your corner store feels like a much better option? 🤣❤️🇨🇦 031
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 20/09/2026A song I wrote in 2 days and hastily recorded and mixed 2 days after that, at home, has now been heard more than every other recording of mine combined (including the albums recorded at professional recording studios) 🤣🤦🏾 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 19/09/2026TFW you wanna go to Reb Lobster for Endless Shrimp, but two of your three best friends are vegan, and the third lives on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean 010
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 18/09/2026TFW you're at Dunder Mifflin's head office in NYC, and you're worried about the current market, but David Wallace just handed you the Prince Family Paper customer list 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 16/09/2026A spoiler-free summary of this week's episode of Ted Lasso 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 15/09/2026Social media engagement bait post: "If you suddenly had $1 million, how would you spend it?" Canadians: 010
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 06/09/2026Those 401,000 views are on Instagram. It would be REALLY nice for the YouTube videos and Apple Music + Spotify tracks to catch up to those numbers 🤣❤️ hydronyms.ca 001
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 04/09/2026TikTok blocked the lyric video for Hydronyms. What happened to "FrEeDoM Of sPeEcH"?!? 🤣🤣🤣 110
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 30/08/2026Some bootlicking PoS at Google actually worked over the WEEKEND to make this change 🤢🤮 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 27/08/2026Never forget what this has always been about. #LakeOntarioForever 010
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 11/08/2026Who wants to bet this is because he thinks all tubas are made in Manitoba (a.k.a. "many tubas")? 😂❤️🇨🇦 @charlieangus104.bsky.social 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 10/08/2026Link to original post www.threads.com/@g.rant.au/p... 010
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 08/08/2026Enes Kanter is so fucking incompetent in his transphobic troll of the WNBA, that he didn’t even change the pronouns in his Instagram profile where he posted his bulshit video announcement about “identifying as a women” 020
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 05/08/2026I wonder how many reports of “aNtIsEmItIsM” are because of colourblind zionists visiting The Bahamas 🤔 010
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 30/07/2026I built up an inventory of over 1000 products in my merch store since 2021, but Tobias Lütke is a bigoted, fascist PoS, so goodbye Shopify . 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 24/07/2026Never forget that Grok (Twitter's digital CSAM & sexual harassment factory) only exists because people on Twitter called out Elon for stealing memes and posting them without credit, and Elon was too fucking stupid to learn Photoshop and make his own content. 011
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 23/07/2026Dear Canadians who care about the arts and artists, Please tell our federal government that generative A.I. is a curse, not a blessing. Pass it on. pch.research-recherche.ca/f/s.aspx?lan... 053
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 21/07/2026Who keeps making these hilarious Shoresy memes and posting them on the <whispers>Dark Web™</whispers>? 🤣❤️🇨🇦 011
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 20/07/2026Trump doing a full-on “Michael Scott at Phyllis & Bob Vance’s wedding” after the World Cup Final is the most on brand thing to ever happen 🤣🤦🏾♂️ 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 17/07/2026Good morning to everyone except the people who cut funding to wildfire prevention. 💔🌎 083
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 16/07/2026Maybe Prime Minister Carney needs to apply his "Taking the world as it is, not as we wish it to be" philosophy to fighting global warming and air pollution instead of building more fucking pipelines and AI data centres. 🤷🏾💔🌎 0116
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 16/07/2026The air quality warning in Mississauga is already at 6, and the sun isn’t even up yet 😭 💔🌎 021
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 15/07/2026Why the actual fuck are we building more pipelines? 😩💔🌎 101
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 01/07/2026MLB pitcher Spencer Miles wears the number 62 on his @torontobluejays.bsky.social jersey. Go do the conversion for 1 kilometre to miles see how many miles that is, I'll wait. 🤣💙🩵🤍❤️🇨🇦 100
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 26/06/2026No one: The pianist Billy Joel is asking to "sing us a song" in "Piano Man", during that long-ass harmonica solo in a song titled "Piano Man": 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 24/06/2026Zionists: "A land without a people for a people without a land" The people who've been living on the land for centuries: 020
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 19/06/2026Narrator: The mice were transgenic, not transgender. 011
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 17/06/2026Thank you again to everyone who bought Maple Seed on Bandcamp a couple weeks ago (and an EXTRA thank you to that extra generous and kind someone who essentially donated $350 USD to the cause)!! The kiddos in Owen Sound were totally surprised and happy with their new photo-books! 🥹❤️🙏🏾 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 16/06/2026The haircut I asked the salon for on Sunday vs. the haircut I walked out of the salon with on Sunday 020
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 15/06/2026I love how spellcheck still doesn't recognize "trillionaire" as a real word. It's almost like the operating system is trying to us that trillionaires shouldn't exist. 🤷🏾 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 04/06/2026No one: Denis Villeneuve casting Paul Atreides for his Dune trilogy: 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 03/06/2026When the Face-eating Leopards come for this dude... 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 03/06/2026Jeffrey Epstein apologist and noted sex pest Lawrence Krauss is going full-tilt right-winger with his racism now 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 02/06/2026One of my best friends just accidentally texted me something [100% G-rated/family friendly] that he meant to text to his wife. So naturally, I replied with this 👇👇👇 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 27/05/2026If President Obama even publicly CONTEMPLATED the idea of building a UFC ring on the lawn of the White House, Republicans would be calling for his impeachment and retaliatory strikes on Kenya. 000
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 26/05/2026Me: *Hits new PR on Deadlifts yesterday...for 2 reps* My Central Nervous System Today: 010
Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 25/05/2026No one: My Central Nervous System after today's deadlift PR: 000