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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 1h
Someone from a doctor's office called me about a bill and they had no idea what COBRA is.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 20h
Wonder if they were going to Chik-fil-A or Starbucks, the only places I see any NYPD ever get out of a car in my neighborhood.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 20h
I got laid off by a company owned by private equity, so now I can't afford a car, which was obviously their intent all along.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In NY they would settle this by having a park your pickup truck on the sidewalk contest.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Reading this as I look at my neighbor's dog's excrement on their patio that has been there for over a week.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dagon is a good restaurant I have to give her that.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I applied for their VP of Content job and was gonna spend the whole interview on how terrible the website is.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NYC Dept of Corrections going hard on the ad budget for ESPN Plus college soccer this season.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And their related genre, People Who Went to Harvard face small adversity
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking about how my now former company paid some product guy that knew nothing about the sport we cover 200k to start an AI chat bot that didn't work that never got past beta, and then he just bounced to another job after a year.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck it, let's go to Dubai.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You saw Kevin Willis get a double-double, at least give me that satisfaction!
Robert DeNiro in Casino is mad
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hate it when you get the wrong Hawks.
A photo of the bench of the Monmouth Hawk's men's basketball team.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every girl from my HS class who stayed in our hometown is married to someone who looks like him.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On a Do Not Exhibit His Name Deal.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He was very excited to be there.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once on NBA Media day my job just connected me with random players to ask them random questions and the names are a great time capsule: Carlos Boozer Donyell Marshall Ryan Gomes Andre Miller Joe Smith James Posey
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My company was too cheap to hire anyone so I didn't have to worry about what drink they brought to a job interview.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I caught the whole street cleaner song and dance last week on a block near me (within two blocks of four different subway lines, multiple bus routes, and a bike lane, plus taxis) and was like why do you all do this.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There is no fun allowed on "Real New Yorker" TikTok. Having brunch with your friends? Must be a transplant! Sunbathing in the park? Go back to Ohio!
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When a racing journalist contacted him on Twitter to set up a phone interview: “My wife’s favorite artist is why and she’s from there “People r nuts “No I won’t call “Insanity they made me change new order my favorite band too “Go get a booster shot you’ll feel better”
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I used to work in horse racing and he’s what they would call a “progressive”
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got served an Instagram ad once that Maine was looking for people to move there to work as teachers but like 200 grim sunglasses guys with beards holding up a fish in their pic told me it was already too crowded, so I declined.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Keep racking up that OT boys and girls!
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kids are literally in tears in the dining hall, holding their copies of US News and World Report.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Never heard of Ella Langley here on Bluesky, where Husker Du has topped the charts for the 40th straight year.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Humorless guys who look like Cal Raleigh" is actually a pretty good representative of America in 2026.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love being from the Jersey Shore with towns that are a square mile wide that each have 30 cops that make 150k a year and enough weaponry to invade a small country.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Glad I chose to live in the one building in New York with a workspace common area where the doorman plays grating techno music at 120 dbs.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey maaan that suit is you!
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Nick Juskewycz @itssked.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A guy holding up a fish in his profile picture is like 75% of his voter base, he's gone insane.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Like an MTV Unplugged audience member when they realize Nirvana is gonna cover Bowie.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She didn't even go to an Ivy League school! (Bruce went to Arizona State but doesn't want any of my friends to pay taxes, so it's ok)
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just real working class New Yorker stuff!
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I used to work in sports and media/staff doing forced laughing at stuff athletes said that wasn't actually funny was one of the most annoying things about it.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Senator, how are you feeling? "Major Deegan Expressway"
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All I know about golf is if someone is playing it in their profile pic I'm usually about to hear some bullshit.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Every middle-aged dude turns into the master goalkeeping instructor on the comments to Instagram women’s college soccer highlights.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pipe the bimbo in Maize
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Always recruiting!
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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is this the greatest nutmeg ever?? 🤯 🎥: @denversummitfc.bsky.social
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I remember when the Nets PR person (the great Gary Sussman) had a blog on the team website where he always called Lawrence Frank "The Little General"
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Also underreported how much NY area Republican boomers love making creepy AI in general, like my father-in-law's friend who just needs to ask AOC out on a date already.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's great to see people who were in high school when the Mets played their first game still serving in Congress.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Was today years old when I realized I was the scorekeeper of a college basketball game Pete Hegseth played in.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Got turned down for a VP, Content position which has now resurfaced online as a VP, Content Strategy position which yeah I don’t know either.
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I actually got laid off recently but it was funny half my company was on Outlook and not Slack and half was on Slack and never answered emails.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
jaedyn shaw isn't real
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surathing.bsky.social @surathing.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Watching my alma mater play West Point at soccer and they dropped a Palantir ad on the broadcast before it even started.
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