✨ Sarah ✨ @suraaah.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Every time I mow my yard I come closer and closer to a mental breakdown. 110
✨ Sarah ✨ @suraaah.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I didn't realize how small my circle of people had gotten until I had to transfer my contacts to my new phone... 🫣 020
✨ Sarah ✨ @suraaah.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Anyone else have an absurdly long YouTube sleep playlist? 110
✨ Sarah ✨ @suraaah.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Bad news: The cute pink uggs i bought don't fit. Worse news: The lady I bought them from is pissed I marked them up so I can just sell them to make back the money I SPENT on them. I hate Poshmark sometimes y'all... it's not my fault they take a fat cut of everything you sell. 100
✨ Sarah ✨ @suraaah.bsky.social · 03/10/2025The urge to be messy on the internet again is STRONG. Hold me back y'all. 😬 010
✨ Sarah ✨ @suraaah.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Y’all go listen to my hot sexii husband @realjackpeterson.bsky.social give a Monty Python quiz on this podcast! shows.acast.com/640eb2ed4942...shows.acast.comMonty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) | The North American Friends Movie ClubTelephonophobia 130
✨ Sarah ✨ @suraaah.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Thank you so much to my incredible husband @realjackpeterson.bsky.social for the best anniversary present EVER! Your present is coming later tonight 😘😈😉💋 140
✨ Sarah ✨ @suraaah.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Happy Monday y’all 🤍 Goose is definitely enjoying the spring weather this week. 🌳🌞🌿 010
✨ Sarah ✨ @suraaah.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Shoutout to my husband 😍 @realjackpeterson.bsky.social He’s always out here gassing 💨 me up 🥰 and inspiring 💡 me to shitpost 💩 into the void 🌌 Plus, he’s got the funniest 🤣 posts on Bluesky 🦋 hands down. 🤩 230
✨ Sarah ✨ @suraaah.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Words cannot express how happy I am that the boot licking mayoral candidate in my hometown got his ass handed to him by a progressive woman. 120
✨ Sarah ✨ @suraaah.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I just started The Familiar by Leigh Bardugo today. I’m only one chapter in and I’m already hooked, the hardback copy is also just super aesthetically pleasing ✨ 020
✨ Sarah ✨ @suraaah.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Y’all better go listen to my husband talk about colors 😂 open.spotify.com/episode/0h1V...open.spotify.comJack and the Missouri Color CabalHyperfixed · Episode 020
✨ Sarah ✨ @suraaah.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I heard there’s a #blueskyartshow today! #reflections on Bear Lake in Rocky Mountain National Park 🏔️ I took this on my iPhone back in 2023, but it’s still one of my favorite nature shots. 0130
✨ Sarah ✨ @suraaah.bsky.social · 22/01/2025It should be illegal for my cat to wake me up at the ass crack of dawn for brekkie and then expect me to vibe with him while HE sleeps. 021