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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 11h

Won’t someone think of the legal system? Get fucked nyt

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I was demanding a perfect candidate.

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Happy Return of the Living Dead Day Eve for all who celebrate it.

JULY 3, 1984
5:30 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Same thing happened to me, but you don’t see me bragging about it. Full disclosure, it was a Krystal (but it was still off Route 57). #blessed

I Got Inseminated In A Burger King Bathroom Just Off Route 57

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

You gotta admit, he had some good ideas.

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Without Q you don’t have the Q Continuum episode of voyager and therefore you do not have this amazing prop:

MY CORNER
OF THE
CONTINUUM
I'M READY TO DIE; HOW ABOUT YOU?

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Of course! It’s the only reason I still keep this bad boy around

Vintage comcast remote that is roughly as long as 2.5 of my penises

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Tip 1: Close distance with your attacker by playfully tugging on their finger. Drape your hand on his shoulder & lean in for an endearing embrace. As background noise from the jukebox transforms into an indistinct hum, the world around you melts and you are on your way to total emotional destruction

Video title:
Green Beret Shows 5 DIRTY Fight Tricks That destroy any attacker!

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

May I humbly suggest some counter programming for your more reverential followers 🙏😇

High School
Honor Student by Day.
Hollywood
Hooker by Night.
ANGEL

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Oh won’t someone please think of the NYT

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Me when I’m out with my best buds on guys night:

Dapper fellow at a dinner table with the words “no beaver action here please” written below

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Checking in on the Kornacki Cam. Dynamic stuff.

Kornacki on his phone, checking his sites (porno). Possibly ordering a pizza pie.

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

This is a really good joke that deserves special recognition.

Diderot's Tahiti represents a typical male fantasy in which attractive young women are eager to engage in sexual activity with the French

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Won’t someone please think of Merrick Garland!

Helen Lovejoy looking like she’s right at that moment where she can no longer hold it and has just pissed herself. People around her are starting to notice the ever growing pool of pale yellow seemingly emanating from her sensible loafers.

Oh, the embarrassment.

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Glen don’t make me break out another grip of pinnochios

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

If it looks like a fat racist sack of shit, walks like a fat racist sack of shit, and talks like a fat racist sack of shit then it must be… famed Batman villain Egghead

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

He had a sickness for the thickness

Kösem Sultan kept her son in check by supplying him with virgins that she personally purchased from the slave market, as well as overweight women, whom he craved. 191(101

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

They also got the date completely wrong and seem incapable of calculating time differences correctly. Almost like it’s AI or something…

Folds spent eight years as the National
Symphony Orchestra's artistic advisor, but opted to resign at 1:59 p.m. ET on Feb. 12, 2023
—exactly one minute after Trump's regime change at the Kennedy Center took place.
"I had my statement up by 2:01," Folds said in an interview with Kyle Meredith, nationally syndicated radio host at WFPK-FM Louisville.
"The takeover was at 2. I wanted no part of what was coming."

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Kamala would like $20 to fix everything.

If you knew that $20 would reverse the damage done by the Trump administration, wouldn't it be the best $20 you ever spent?

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Big Dumb Asshole @superstud69.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Don’t fucking tell me what to do. Goddamn robo-nag

Front Load Washer
The cycle has finished. Please unload the laundry.

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