Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026got a razr and this phone has some aura when it's not in the unusable normal mode that ruins everything with HDR oversaturation, but it still doesn't match the 5x and pixel 3 010
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026there's something so annoying about watching a very obviously bad video that makes a few good points, and then watching a response to it where the guy responding completely misunderstood the good points, angrily shat on everything said for wrong reasons, and missed all the actual stupidity 130
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026new phones cannot match the aura that my nexus 5x and pixel 3 brought to pictures 141
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 16/09/2026we needed a storage building in the minecraft server so i made a warehouse 320
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i just want to play minecraft why do i need to verify my age why did the verification only freeze and error why did xbox.com only sign me out why did skipping it only sign me out of the launcher WHY IS MY 18-YEAR-OLD MICROSOFT ACCOUNT STILL BEING TREATED LIKE I'M A FUCKING CHILD AFTER VERIFYING 100
Reposted by Samlaum @1umo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026in my many years of occasionally using public bathrooms, this is still the funniest vandalism ive ever witnessed 011
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 02/09/2026many people think persona 5 invented jazz, but the truth is that its creation can be traced all the way back to 2004 with an obscure indie movie called "the incredibles" 140
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026would not recommend eating buldak after undereating for a couple of days 230
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i haven't done a samGPT bit in a while, so fuck it, ask me anything 330
Reposted by SamJuly, #1 Two Parters Fan (2 comm slots open) @vulpixlover.pmd.social · 18/08/2026For 300 follows, I am doing a Art Raffle :D Rules and stuff below 161920
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 17/08/2026and now the greatest deltarune x pokemon mystery dungeon doomed yuri of the 2nd of august 2026 is available somewhere that people might actually read it lmao archiveofourown.org/works/907339...archiveofourown.orgDeltarune Mystery Dungeon - SuperSamio - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 151
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 17/08/2026so glad i don't have brainrot like all these kids nowadays in unrelated news, coldplay - viva la vida is on the radio and my brain is refusing to acknowledge that the actual lyrics it's hearing are not about minecraft 020
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 14/08/2026the tech company guide to consent microsoft: ignoring you means yes, and if they say no, ask again every 3 days youtube: no means try again every "3 months" facebook: we've hidden a request form somewhere so you can write an explanation of why you don't want it, but it's yes until we read it 110
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026HEARTBREAKING: one of the best restaurants i've ever been to is using ai-generated pictures of food in their ads guess i'm not going back 020
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026ok so actual thoughts so far after S-ranking world 1 - controls are way better on 3ds, especially in 2d gameplay, but 3d needs more angle-snapping - parkour works and doesn't ruin the game like it does on pc - the homing attack sucks and randomly kills you or makes you take unavoidable damage 🧵1/3 110
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026my fellow americans as your president and commander in chief, it is with a heavy heart that i'm informing you that we have made a strategic decision to surrender to the opinion that sonic lost world on 3ds is actually fine this has been the hardest decision of my life, and i did not do so lightly 150
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 12/08/2026american car guys are like "this car shows why slow cars are the best, driving this is so fun, rowing through all the gears without breaking the speed limit, having to keep up momentum through turns, going flat out everywhere without being held up by traffic" and the car has like 700 hp 020
Reposted by SamJuly, #1 Two Parters Fan (2 comm slots open) @vulpixlover.pmd.social · 11/08/2026Tiny 254
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 10/08/2026mario 64 should get bluesky integration, these guys would love skeeting 140
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 07/08/2026poorly-drawn front-facing cyndaquil isn't real, he can't hurt you poorly-drawn front-facing cyndaquil: 030
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 02/08/2026i had something to say about it drive.google.com/file/d/1_b81... 3105
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 30/07/2026shoutout to ffmpreg for having the easiest name to misread or mistype 250
Reposted by SamAndy G. @andysabi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026@supersamio.bsky.social who let the dawgs out??? 041
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 27/07/2026turns out writing is a lot of fun when you know what you want it to be and don't have an exam board making you feel terrible for wanting to think it through instead of churning out 10 pages in an hour 020
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 23/07/2026car guys will say how much they miss their first car and regret selling it, and then tell you they only had it for 6 months bruh i spent 3x that long *shopping* for my first car "i gave it wheels, a turbo, a body kit, and lowered it" wow sounds like you hated it and wanted to change everything 130
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 22/07/2026if i see one more person say "front wheel drive cars can't drift, only powerslide", i'm going to commit crimes it's literally the exact opposite drifting is controlled, deliberate oversteer. any car can do that. powersliding is a SLIDE caused by POWER. power makes FWD cars understeer, not slide 040
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 22/07/2026antivirus databases must be hard to make like what do you call something that gets installed with a "legit" program without your consent/knowledge, runs at startup, slows your pc down, can't be uninstalled easily, and opens up vulnerabilities? i'd call it a trojan but microsoft called it "Teams" 030
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 20/07/2026if you rearrange the letters of deltarune, what do you get? tena ruled and that can only mean one thing the person pulling the strings across the game is none other than the CEO of an incontinence product company 141
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 17/07/2026heartbreaking: local guy woken up by alarm during best sleep he's had all year 030
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 16/07/2026when i say "fuck ai" i mean it both in the "society is turning it into a plague that's making everything harder to find and use and destroying the environment just to be the next excuse to sacrifice art to spend less money employing people" sense and in the "robot gf 🥺" sense 130
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 15/07/2026the problem with football is that the team you like is trying to win, but then there's a second team trying to make them lose. it just seems really unfair and against the spirit of fun, if they were all working together they'd score so many more goals 460
Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 15/07/2026technology is crazy, like how did they fit the ice in here? it's bigger than the hole 231