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Sam

@supersamio.bsky.social
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World's #1 Need for Speed Underground 2 enjoyer www.redbubble.com/people/SuperSamio… 🏁he/him cishet/demisexual (and single 🥺)

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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
got a razr and this phone has some aura when it's not in the unusable normal mode that ruins everything with HDR oversaturation, but it still doesn't match the 5x and pixel 3
cat led on the floor looking across the camera
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
achoo-ah sneeze on that thang
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
is this the bad ending
sonic has passed
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there's something so annoying about watching a very obviously bad video that makes a few good points, and then watching a response to it where the guy responding completely misunderstood the good points, angrily shat on everything said for wrong reasons, and missed all the actual stupidity
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sin reloaded changed to sans undertale
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
new phones cannot match the aura that my nexus 5x and pixel 3 brought to pictures
cat backlit by minecraftcat sat on my bellycat sat on a suitcase draped in shadowcat about to sleep
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sonic logo design if sega locked tf in
sonic unleashed with a logo trying to replicate all those dogshit ai posters
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ford
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we needed a storage building in the minecraft server so i made a warehouse
werehouse warehouse with a sign saying "where house"
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
renovated my friend's house, do you think he'd like it?
dommo's awesome house, turned upside down
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i just want to play minecraft why do i need to verify my age why did the verification only freeze and error why did xbox.com only sign me out why did skipping it only sign me out of the launcher WHY IS MY 18-YEAR-OLD MICROSOFT ACCOUNT STILL BEING TREATED LIKE I'M A FUCKING CHILD AFTER VERIFYING
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
why is rosalina giving me lapras eyes
mario kart world's "NEW CHARACTER! Rosalina!" screenlapras
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laum @1umo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
in my many years of occasionally using public bathrooms, this is still the funniest vandalism ive ever witnessed
you say I thing too mutch. I say you to litel.  pain is yust a feeling 🙂‍↕️
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
many people think persona 5 invented jazz, but the truth is that its creation can be traced all the way back to 2004 with an obscure indie movie called "the incredibles"
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
would not recommend eating buldak after undereating for a couple of days
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i haven't done a samGPT bit in a while, so fuck it, ask me anything
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
wow, false advertising, he costs way more than a tenna
mr. tenna plush for $36
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July, #1 Two Parters Fan (2 comm slots open) @vulpixlover.pmd.social · 18/08/2026
For 300 follows, I am doing a Art Raffle :D Rules and stuff below
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
and now the greatest deltarune x pokemon mystery dungeon doomed yuri of the 2nd of august 2026 is available somewhere that people might actually read it lmao archiveofourown.org/works/907339...
archiveofourown.org
Deltarune Mystery Dungeon - SuperSamio - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
so glad i don't have brainrot like all these kids nowadays in unrelated news, coldplay - viva la vida is on the radio and my brain is refusing to acknowledge that the actual lyrics it's hearing are not about minecraft
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the tech company guide to consent microsoft: ignoring you means yes, and if they say no, ask again every 3 days youtube: no means try again every "3 months" facebook: we've hidden a request form somewhere so you can write an explanation of why you don't want it, but it's yes until we read it
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
sparkling water tastes like shit why do people drink it
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
HEARTBREAKING: one of the best restaurants i've ever been to is using ai-generated pictures of food in their ads guess i'm not going back
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ok so actual thoughts so far after S-ranking world 1 - controls are way better on 3ds, especially in 2d gameplay, but 3d needs more angle-snapping - parkour works and doesn't ruin the game like it does on pc - the homing attack sucks and randomly kills you or makes you take unavoidable damage 🧵1/3
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
S tier let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
my fellow americans as your president and commander in chief, it is with a heavy heart that i'm informing you that we have made a strategic decision to surrender to the opinion that sonic lost world on 3ds is actually fine this has been the hardest decision of my life, and i did not do so lightly
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
american car guys are like "this car shows why slow cars are the best, driving this is so fun, rowing through all the gears without breaking the speed limit, having to keep up momentum through turns, going flat out everywhere without being held up by traffic" and the car has like 700 hp
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July, #1 Two Parters Fan (2 comm slots open) @vulpixlover.pmd.social · 11/08/2026
Tiny
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
what should my 1000th skeet be
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
mario 64 should get bluesky integration, these guys would love skeeting
skeeter from mario 64
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
mmmg eggg
kinda scrambled egg
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
there is a barock by the water
barack obama rock by the water
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
poorly-drawn front-facing cyndaquil isn't real, he can't hurt you poorly-drawn front-facing cyndaquil:
poorly-drawn front-facing cyndaquil
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i like this absol i just sketched
absol being a lil guy
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i had something to say about it drive.google.com/file/d/1_b81...
tasque manager and gardevoir in a tent at twilight, looking longingly in each other's eyes, a kiss imminent, while a few objects from deltarune chapter 2 are scattered across the land behind them
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
shoutout to ffmpreg for having the easiest name to misread or mistype
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Andy G. @andysabi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@supersamio.bsky.social who let the dawgs out???
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
turns out writing is a lot of fun when you know what you want it to be and don't have an exam board making you feel terrible for wanting to think it through instead of churning out 10 pages in an hour
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
car guys will say how much they miss their first car and regret selling it, and then tell you they only had it for 6 months bruh i spent 3x that long *shopping* for my first car "i gave it wheels, a turbo, a body kit, and lowered it" wow sounds like you hated it and wanted to change everything
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
if i see one more person say "front wheel drive cars can't drift, only powerslide", i'm going to commit crimes it's literally the exact opposite drifting is controlled, deliberate oversteer. any car can do that. powersliding is a SLIDE caused by POWER. power makes FWD cars understeer, not slide
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
tung tung tung matur
tung tung tung sahur's eyes, mouth, and feet over tow mater's eyes, mouth, and wheels
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
antivirus databases must be hard to make like what do you call something that gets installed with a "legit" program without your consent/knowledge, runs at startup, slows your pc down, can't be uninstalled easily, and opens up vulnerabilities? i'd call it a trojan but microsoft called it "Teams"
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
tung tung tung sahur's face over a tongue
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
tung tung tung seahorse
a sea horse with tung tung tung sahur's face, foot, and bat
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
if you rearrange the letters of deltarune, what do you get? tena ruled and that can only mean one thing the person pulling the strings across the game is none other than the CEO of an incontinence product company
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
heartbreaking: local guy woken up by alarm during best sleep he's had all year
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
when i say "fuck ai" i mean it both in the "society is turning it into a plague that's making everything harder to find and use and destroying the environment just to be the next excuse to sacrifice art to spend less money employing people" sense and in the "robot gf 🥺" sense
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
exercise? i thought you said sexy thighs
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the problem with football is that the team you like is trying to win, but then there's a second team trying to make them lose. it just seems really unfair and against the spirit of fun, if they were all working together they'd score so many more goals
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Sam @supersamio.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
technology is crazy, like how did they fit the ice in here? it's bigger than the hole
a bottle full of ice
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