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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"I'm Rick, everybody knows I don't give a shit! At least I'm honest about it."

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Hey the whole apathy thing is pretty cliche at this point. We get it, you don't give a fuck about anything."

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Says the one walking around with that weird ass eye patch! Besides, that whole torturing all the other Morty thing is pretty fucking creepy."

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Don't you have /anything/ better to do than show up and act like a little creep?"

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"What's up ~~BBBUUURRRPPP~~ bitches?"

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"W-what do you mean, how did it work? I found a sentient hivemind living on a planet, and we had sex for like a week straight."

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

// Holy shit everyone, you've all been so great again lol I'll do replies later but for now, just hanging out on the TL ☺️

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"I don't know, shapeshifter, wanna find out?~ *She licks the top of his hand, and it sends a jolt down his cybernetic spine. Rick locks eyes with her.* "If you think you can handle it, maybe we should find a little more privacy~" *Clearly he had something more on his mind.*

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

*Rick continues to pet behind Mirage's ear as her tail sways back and forth, and then just a little harder with the scratches.* "Most of the time I have a pretty good point~" *He could tell she was enjoying the attention, and he looked down at her as she sat in her panther form.*+

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"If you /must/ know, I'm working on something to track my daughter down." *Rick pinches the bridge of his nose and screams* "This is bullshit!"

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

*He really isn't bothered by the attitude, more interested in banter that seemed to be going back and forth.* "Hey, you're the one circling around me like you want to pounce~" *As Mirage nudges her head into his palm, Rick starts rubbing behind her ear.*

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Oh yeah he's a real fuckin moron, always disappointing his family in one way or another."

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Hey don't tell me what to ~~bbbuuurrrppp~~ do."

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Rick lets out a small chuckle as she moves around him, admiring the grace of Mirage's form.* "I can sort of do something like that, but it doesn't mean I can't appreciate someone and their talents, does it?" *Mirage moves behind him and playfully bumps into his back, taking an inch or two+

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Yeah I don't really know why you're talking talking about manners either. ~~Bbbbuuurrrpp~~"

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Hey I did say I wanted to start you off easy. We can work our way up." *Rick watches while Mirage shifts and her body vibrates, his eyes go wide and a grin spreads across his face. He leans forward from his position, arms still folded but clearly watching with great interest.*+

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

" ~~Bbbbuuurrrpppp~~ Sure thing."

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?"

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"...Hey what can I say? You seem like you'd be interesting." *Rick finishes his beer, tosses the bottle into a trashcan. He crosses his arms over his chest.* "Anything at all? How about a panther? Something easy to start."

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"I SENT HER TO HELL, JERRY! STRAIGHT TO HELL!!"

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"She even asked me to marry her! Do you know what I said?" *He's frothing at the mouth*

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

*He downs about the same amount, wiping his mouth with the back of his sleeve.* "That's one way to put it..I could run an analysis but.." *Rick gives Mirage a sly grin* "Maybe I just wanna see what you can do~"

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

*Rick keeps scratching himself, then falls to the floor, asleep*

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"Rick gets right in his face* "I FUCKED YOUR MOM, JERRY!"

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"Eh, been called worse." *Rick scratches his junk, shoots a rather large booger out of his nose.*

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"Just your DNA, I wouldn't worry about it." *Rick grabs a couple beers from his mini fridge, walks over to Mirage and hands one to her. He pops the cap off and takes a long swig.* "You and me both. Wanna make it into a competition?~"

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"Yeah well how about get fucked then? Either nut up or shut up. ~~Beeeeellllllcchhhh~"

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

*He picks his nose, presses a few buttons on his arm and then burps. He targets the portal and hell beasts, they're all vaporized.*

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

*He grabs his junk and spits* "Пошла ты на хуй, карга!"

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

*Flips her off* "Соси мой член"

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"That's because people don't have the balls to show themselves."

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"I'm pretty sure weeping into your pillow late at night is more than enough."

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

*Rick pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs* "Do you even stop to think before you speak? Listen to yourself!"

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"You think Einstein could create a portal gun to travel to different dimensions and shit?" *Rick folds his arms across his chest* "Oh yeah? Well you probably could come up with something I bet."

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"I have more brains in my nuts than you do in your entire body! Literally my nuts have brains!"

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Rick BigJohnson @superrixtynine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"And we should make it all about you? Go fuck yourself, Jerry!"

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