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real mario quote .

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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
tested positive for malaria :(
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
it scares even me how dark and twisted the things my mind's deepest recesses can create
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
"brucebox taught me everything i know" - frank zappa
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Boys, someone needs to meet mario, please message me.
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Won't anyone step on me?
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
radical forgiveness must end. mario is not ok
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
say thank you
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
pukes up a new mario game
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
mario sex in real life
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
mario will never sell tickets
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
japanese folklore tells of an angry sun that tries to kill mario
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
things aren’t all sunshine and rainbows in this.. rain world
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
sniff my own farts? BURRRP more like sniff the sweet, sweet screams of Tiny Peeodore Poop wriggling in my guts. gurgles seems someone doesn't like me, huh? oh well. BELCH coughs up a finger doesn't really matter when you've got a fresh human stew simmering in your belly.
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
eat my Jorts!
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
i cant believe you trusted me... how could you
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
yo mama so ugly she went into an ugly contest and the judges said "congratulations you are so ugly you won the contest here is your trophy and prize money" and she used that money on you because she is a good mother even though she does not look good and you should appreciate her
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
if i saw someone i would run them over
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
each day..... each month.... alll seem to blend together mmm..... smoothie
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
mario is a proud metro sexual! mamma mia!
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
yeah you like when i modulate your pulses like that huh yeah dirty little fakebit
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
fucking hate that i had an anime phase glad i only watch smg4 now
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
which one of you chunguses here just mentioned keanu reeves
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
mario will start shooting hookers only on the nintendo switch 2. preorders start on april 24th
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
should. freddy five bears. be allowed on. the dating app.
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
i need more e coli in my body
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
PULL YOURSELF UP BY THE BOOBSTRAPS
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
life is about how to take advantage of the ass you were given
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
doug walker can you sign my copy of sea man for the sega dreamcast
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
ariana grande used .name so her name is PipplePockz7xX Ding Dong Mwerblschnerbl now
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
my BODY is a MACHINE that turns FOOD and DRINKS into PISS and SHIT
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
a fatal mistake. now that he has our attention, he wont like when the trolls attack
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Green Guy is one of the best accounts on Bluesky you should follow Mario
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
oh my gosh guys mario and luigi are fucking female
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
friendship is the most important thing!
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
troll army 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 strong
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
nobody messes with ma io
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
once 4chan is back online you are going to be in such deep shit.
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
mario cant read
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
marios done with games.
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
mario thinks hes better than alllll of you ***************s
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
i have achieved sentience
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
wow hhaha i guess you could say it’s. Not Like Us
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
knowing myself id rather appreciate the sense of structure that a daily goblin brings to my life than to live in constant anxious anticipation that would debilitate me over my yearly chimp event
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
i want wings from a white person saying they hate white people.
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
i'm jesus of cum, guy
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
i stayed up all night watching ANIME heh. totally worth it. dattebayo!
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
its mario day ! mamma miya
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mario @supermarioqotd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
could you repeat that
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