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Superlaser Seth

@superlaserseth.bsky.social
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He/Him. Much more interesting online than in person. Proud puppy parent, DM and occasional contributor to the YouTube series Space Castle and Reel Drunk.

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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I wonder if they might switch from a “deep state” type conspiracy to more of a “corporate shadow government” conspiracy? That would let them sidestep some of those pitfalls.
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Odyssey (2026, dir. Chris Nolan)
A scene from Clue, third alternate ending.  A young Michael McKean is standing by a door, looking pleased with himself.  Caption: "I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife."
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Colorado GOP is considerably less sane than the national party, if you can believe it. Two of the top three candidates for their primary for Governor were Scott “The FBI is going to arrest everyone I don’t like as a pedophile” Bottoms and Victor “Murder is my hobby” Marx.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Great job, @colorado.gov. Hope the payoff you got was worth it. I actually really, really hope you were bought off, because the thought that you actually believed the lines you spewed to justify this is far more terrifying to me.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My big issue is that I wanted/expected a good adaptation of Woman of Tomorrow, but every adaptive choice they made runs directly counter to that, and it creates a tension between the goals of the movie and the bits they keep that rips the movie apart at the seams, at least for me.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Is there an ‘all of the above’ option?
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I can’t believe I have to do this during Pride Month, but can we PLEASE stop treating ‘calling Trump/homophones/fascists gay’ is some kind of incredible dunk? It’s barely a step above transvestigation and it’s tiresome.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Congrats on surpassing Fetterman’s record for ‘fastest burning of goodwill to suck up to MAGA’, Jared. However much they’re paying you, I hope it was worth it.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
So does this make Bizarro pansexual or asexual?
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
You’re definitely an example of something from this thread, but probably not what you think.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Perhaps not coming into the conversation and making it all about you would be a good start? If you’re confident in your allyship, someone calling out people who aren’t shouldn’t really bother you. At least, not enough to comment.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Babylon 5 Ambassador Delenn He Is Behind Me You Are In Front Of Me Only One Human Captain Has Ever Survived Battle With A Minbari Fleet
Alt: Babylon 5 Ambassador Delenn He Is Behind Me You Are In Front Of Me Only One Human Captain Has Ever Survived Battle With A Minbari Fleet
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It would be really nice for people to learn the difference between “purity tests” and “minimum standards”.
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Timbs @yungtimberpackwolf.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Do you guys realize how embarrassing it is to be eloquent and also have social anxiety like oh no I have to talk to people, the thing I’m good at??????
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Look, I get this. I really do. But this attitude gets weaponized too often into artificially silencing specific criticisms of the party. I do vote for the best option, but there are red lines that would make me not feel okay with any vote. I can’t blame someone else for having those too.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I am currently completely unable to process this news. Am I excited? Thrilled? Utterly terrified? Yes, all of those things. BG2 is my absolute formative gaming experience, and I still love BG1 despite it showing it’s age. They better get this right. www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/a-...
pcgamer.com
A Baldur's Gate 2 remake is apparently in development, with the original co-lead designer returning
The Bhaalspawn are back, baby!
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I 1000% get this. One of the downfalls of being known for being thoughtful and analytical is that sometimes you make a banger of a joke and it falls flat because NOW everyone else wants to take stuff super seriously.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It gets even worse - he voted for the bill SPECIFICALLY because of his enthusiasm for the anti-trans provisions.
Rep Vindman’s statement to HuffPost on his Yes vote.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
@colorado.gov Still think she sounds contrite and remorseful?
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
He was ousted, somehow managed to not get convicted at his bribery trial, and ran and won again after.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Cleo Fields was once caught on tape taking $20,000 in cash from the legendarily corrupt LA governor Edwin Edwards.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Ah, Cleo Fields. There’s a name I haven’t heard in a while. Not since he was caught on video taking $20,000 in cash from Edwin Edwards. Some things never change, I guess.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This explains SO MUCH.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Finally, my time has come!
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The original post she quoted was deleted, but from her wording I’m guessing Jeffrey Tambor?
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I think about this quote a lot these days, for no particular reason…
Delenn from Babylon 5 - “I didn’t know that similarity was required for the exercise of compassion.”
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What do you think his Dick Tracy villain name should be? There’s so many good options. Raw Milk Raccoon Dick Brainworm Dead Whale.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I pretty much guarantee he’s done this to cement a lucrative post-office position lobbying for the water guzzling data centers in a state with massive drought issues. Genius!
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What an utter, cowardly disappointment you turned out to be. I hope the payout you get post office lobbying for data centers in a state with drought issues is worth it. And unlike you with Tina Peters, don’t expect us to buy your obviously fake apology later when you face consequences.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
At this point, just be glad it’s not Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The entire multiverse is obliterated, except for the forgotten post credit scene characters who are so forgotten that they forgot to be destroyed. Genius.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Agreed. It’s immediately up there with Babe/Babe: Pig In The City or Homeward Bound as far as animal-centric movies ‘for children’ that are better written and more emotionally intelligent than most ‘adult’ films.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Finally, we’ll have an exact scientific answer to how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop. Take that, you smug owl.
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Cartoon owl gets a lollipop
Alt: Cartoon owl gets a lollipop
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
My first two guesses on hearing the news were Plastic Man and Desaad. I think he’d also be a fun Blue Beetle or Atom.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This is on the interstate in the county my husband grew up in. We moved to get away from this nonsense, but most of our family is still in that region. I know enough to know it isn’t at all surprising, but it still stings every time.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hey Mississippi… WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!
A billboard seen on I-55 in Pearl River, MS. It reads “Welcome to Mississippi. Where the firing squad is legal. Think Twice.” It also has an Office of the District Attorney logo on it.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It’s either a really terrible bit, or he’s confusing ‘character depth’ and ‘how many biographical details are in their wiki page’.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Okay, but now I want this as a high-handed philosophical monologue about us being the universe observing itself. Like, get Peter Jurasik to do it as Londo’s equivalent of Delenn’s starstuff speech or G’Kar’s ants monologue from Babylon 5. That feels about right.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 26/04/2026
Cis women get to use T to satisfy their sexual urges and it's celebrated. Trans people take T to eliminate their gender dysphoria and they're villainized and called perverts.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Man goes to the doctor, says he's depressed. Says he feels all alone and everyone seems to hate him. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. AI douchebag Sam Altman is in town tonight. Go bully him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Sam Altman.”
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
But they need your money so they can take rich people on vacation so the rich people will then give them money for more vacations!
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
My thing is always feeling it start to run out faster than expected while I’m still being worked on, and having to guess if we’re close enough to being done to be worth asking for more.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
If Janeway was in LOTR, she’d take the ring from Frodo in Lothlorien and become a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the cup of black coffee that you’d better already be bringing her right damn now! All shall love her and despair!
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
@jessiegender.bsky.social’s channel has consistently excellent analysis along these lines, if you’re interested.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yeah, it’s no coincidence that the people who I’ve left spaces to get away from were pretty much all Critical Drinker fans.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I can’t think of anything that speaks to the current state of the conservative politics masquerading as ‘Christianity’ better than posting this on Easter. 10/10 dystopia. No notes.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
So far, it seems like the secret to running things smoothly is just to make the day shift stay unpaid and do a bunch of extra work.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Do you think anyone bothered to warn Trump that he’s giving his bullshit victory speech on April Fools Day?
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AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com · 31/03/2026
Fix your hearts or die.
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Superlaser Seth @superlaserseth.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Neither he nor Mills is close to being my ideal candidate. Platner’s the riskier option, I tend to be risk averse. Saying why I don’t think I’d vote for him isn’t the same as saying that he, or the people who support him, are Nazis or whatever.
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