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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 11h

Box two of three of the latest stock. Couple nice Mega Drive games in there, like

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 25/09/2026

New stock. New test console. Turns out the 3DO has EXCELLENT overvoltage protection. Don’t ask me how I know. *cough*

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 22/09/2026

Got off the train at Cranbrook. Possibly the most hopeful station ever built. There’s fuck-all here. Train every two hours (maybe.) Thirty cars in the car park in the middle of a weekday. Yet the station is twice as long as my local, which serves Ikea, the Met Office and the Exeter Chiefs.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 13/09/2026

And you boys...you fine young men...are gonna take me to the CATRP NFL Fantasy League Championship this year. hashtagborntobeachampion

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 13/09/2026

BAAAAAAAAAAAANG. £100 in the pocket. Now...four lives to pick a team that hits 480 points to beat the top step and win a grand.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 12/09/2026

2 minutes to go of injury time..."I'm never going to hit that target. Fecking Tzolis." *turns TV off* ....Saka gets a penalty AND scores it. Happy days.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 10/09/2026

So...you understand "digital technology" but a hinge makes you throw your hands up and say "BUT I'M A MILLENNIAL I AM OVERWHELMED." What.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 08/09/2026

And the store finally has a Virtual Boy shelf.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 04/09/2026

That's crazy. I didn't know Harry Enfield had become the president of Argentina. If he starts doing Stavros or Loadsamoney during a party political broadcast, that'd be something to see.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 30/08/2026

You're damn right we do. (Please, we're desperate.)

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 27/08/2026

VNC'd in to our dev server to check a problem the company's vibe coder was having. Always a good sign when this is in the middle of the screen from Claude.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 26/08/2026

The results of yesterday’s “I’m just going to pick up a birthday present from the record store for matey boy” excursion.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 25/08/2026

Ain’t just complaints. I had a request yesterday to change one setting from A to B, on one account, in one system yesterday. Find the account, change a single dropdown. Click ‘Save.’ Six paragraphs.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 23/08/2026

And we lost. And uninstalled. Because I swear I can't do another season in League One.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 23/08/2026

And it went to pens after I had a goal disallowed in extra time...

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 22/08/2026

In one week, the BBC have posted TWENTY SEVEN pieces of content about Harry and Meghan. Maybe leave them the fuck alone?

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 21/08/2026

AWWW get it up ye, ya bleddy Janner bastards.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 20/08/2026

Gemini predicts Fraser Forster will be starting between the sticks for Spurs at the weekend. The reasoning is sound, as Vicario has indeed been loaned to Juventus. Only issue is that Fraser Forster plays for Bournemouth.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 20/08/2026

We'll get an improved offer on deadline day and accept it. Then we won't buy anyone and will have a problem because Wareham's replacement, a 15-year-old academy prospect who has only ever played Subbuteo, is too busy doing his home economics coursework.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 20/08/2026

I know everything has its price, but the Pokemans crowd are remarkably specific. ‘This picture of a cartoon rabbit is worth £33 to me AND NOT A PENNY MORE.’

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 19/08/2026

$110. But numbered. But $110. But I bet its awesome. But $110. But...ordered.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 19/08/2026

These boys...these 54 beautiful boys...are going to take SuperKMx FC to the Sorare promised land this year. *watches as they all transfer to Saudi Arabia before the window shuts*

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 19/08/2026

Sold for £13.49. - £3.75 P+P. - £3.75 for return label because after 6 days, he "JUST DOESN'T LIKE IT." - £3.75 to post to new buyer + £1.96 fees. - Leaves 28p to cover the cost of buying the game in the first place. No idea why businesses don't offer you 100% market rate for your games, though.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 18/08/2026

First season was a rebuilder. Mid-table. Second season, needed one point from three games to get promoted automatically. Didn't get it. Scored in the 92nd and 95th minute of the playoff final instead.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 18/08/2026

Oh, your son likes it? Then sure, let me just knock 40% off the price for you, BUDDY. I'll tell eBay and they'll give me a discount on my fees, and I'll let Royal Mail know so they don't charge me for postage. All because your fictional son likes this card, but you don't love him enough to pay up.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 16/08/2026

Seems pointless when they could just play Burnout 3: Takedown and experience a great deal more than 20% growth.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 15/08/2026

Oh look, it’s going to rain in exactly one week.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 15/08/2026

BBC reporting on the eclipse. I realise this quote was from a child, but it still made me laugh.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 14/08/2026

BBC Weather is doing the gaslighting thing again. Rain has been exactly one week away for what feels like a decade.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 13/08/2026

If you're going to underestimate my boys in my third game in charge, before I've been able to trim the wage budget and get anything other than one free agent in...things are gonna happen.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 12/08/2026

Fixed Denuvo bullshit. After watching the shitshow on Friday, I have to do this. New save. New data update in place. ECFC in League Two with...15 first-team players, £0 transfer budget, and £500 p/w of wages available. This'll be a challenge.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 12/08/2026

I’m not saying the store is going full Pokemans, but I have just obtained a store card display thingy so I’m not tripping over bastard cards in the stockroom.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 10/08/2026

Sold all of my Sorare players and added it to my winnings from last year. Ended up with a £400 budget for the Premier League. Moneyball approach to get enough players to build 5 lineups each week, and that also gives me a team for international/Euro weeks. Now watch half these move to Serie A.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 04/08/2026

Utter twat doubles down on utter twatness.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 03/08/2026

Without downloading new pics what’s it like dating you?

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 02/08/2026

Seems like a weird thing to talk about on eBay.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 31/07/2026

Decent new stock day, all told. Virtual Boy, Vita, Mega CD, SuFami, a set of Disaster Report plasters, and some “vintage t-shirts I throw in free for you Mr. Ken” which won’t be vintage for another 20 years. Plus an FDS case and Metal Gear Rising for the personal collection.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 29/07/2026

Couldn't get Kongsvinger into the group stages of the Conference League two years running. Approached by Shamrock Rovers...same story. Won the league and the cup in the second season, though. Now on to...the Premier League. This start from nothing save is going alright.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 29/07/2026

I’ve had some depressing emails in my time, but few have come close to this.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 25/07/2026

The fuck was he doing? Jerking off in every single aisle? Sampling every single olive in the shop? Asking every member of staff where the butter is to satisfy his long-held desire to be a secret shopper? Oh, and if the sign says there’s a one hour limit…there’s a one hour limit.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 24/07/2026

So...your incomes go into one account...you pay the bills...and then whatever is left over is left over? Fuck me, that's revolutionary. I bet nobody has been doing that forever.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 23/07/2026

"Come on, you Vag." "Up the Vag!" Shame Football Manager won't let me manage the team because they're just an amateur side. I am a child.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 23/07/2026

"We use AI-Assisted tools in our content management..." I might actually die from not surprise. There's no way anybody could tell. I mean...those thumbnails. They look like they were crafted by hand by somebody with real, undeniable talent.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 23/07/2026

Yes, Kemi. Because the entire point is to get just Gary Lineker to pay more tax. Hells fucking bells.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 22/07/2026

So, to clarify, a £2 bus fare limit felt like a bigger saving to people who were paying £4 before than it did to people who were paying £3 before? And people who were broke got more out of it than people with four cars? I’m glad we have the Office for National Statistics to tell us these things.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 20/07/2026

...somehow qualified for the Conference League. All of the fans are really excited about it.

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 20/07/2026

Was predicted to finish 12th. Put all my money into signing a very good keeper. Tore his ACL in the first game. Had to sell my superstar homegrown player for £7m. Loaned in Liverpool's third keeper Armin Pecsi for the season. Got big Joe Worrall from Burnley on the cheap. And...

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Dr. Kenneth A Barnes III @superkmx.com · 20/07/2026

Same rules. Took the first job offered. Took over at Kongsvinger IL Toppfotball in the Norwegian second (first) division. Five points deep in the relegation zone, I had five matches to save them, or get auto-fired. Did it by one point. Then improved to 10th next year. Then somehow promoted.

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