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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They never use their turn signals.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They don't pick up their dog's poop.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They spit their gum in the urinal at the bar.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
No, but pardons only cost $2 million these days.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Pete Hegseth - Secretary of Skirmishes
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Anyone want to meet up tonight for beers at the local VFS Hall (Veterans of Foreign Skirmishes)?
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
... at which point the American taxpayer will pay to rebuild said BRIDGE OR POWER PLANT.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At least Lindsey Graham got to oversee his life long dream of murdering hundreds of Iranian school girls before he passed away.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I live in Texas. It is that bad here.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
First step in Fighting Fascism: Stop being friends with fascists.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
That's not a question...
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Before I believe that a peace deal has been negotiated. I'll need to hear it from someone more trustworthy than Trump. What does the Iranian government have to say?
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
But... Star Trek
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
They'll figure it out eventually.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If you get caught holding during a football game do you get penalized and lose yardage or do you forfeit the game? Michigan was penalized according to the rules of the game and Harbaugh served his suspension.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Sorry, dude. You created this monster and fed it. You're on your own.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I thought if women were put in charge we wouldn't have any of these problems?
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I never realized until today that the woman who has cleaned my house for the last 15 years probably drowned an infant in the Rio Grande to facilitate her illegal border crossing. Thank you for the info Tom Homan.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
So close! Flawless routine but he couldn't stick the landing.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Tom Homan: The killings will stop as soon as you stop being mean to us.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I have never been closer to hurling a lamp at my TV than I am right now watching Tom Homan.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I think what he's saying is you also have to murder millions of indigenous people to truly own a country.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The Trump Administration will burn our country to the ground before they release the Epstein Files.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
As easy as this test is, I don't believe for a second that he ACED it.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
As easy as this test is, I don't believe for a second that he ACED it.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I played this at Cidercade in Houston recently with my 11-year old Godson and we had a blast. It's Due Hard movie adjacent, but still fun.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Outlaw billionaires!
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Cool that he spent two years there knowing what he knew.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I'd rather see skinny dip fails.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Yes, but the Right would be screaming their heads off anyway. Sometimes you have to let them see how bad it would get if they got their way, unfortunately for all of the lives ruined in the process.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
A lot of facial hair here. Very manly.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
No way he got the subtraction one.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Houston No Kings
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
2) Ron Silver: "When I'm in office, it's going to be just like the 80's. The top 10% will get richer and the other 90% can emigrate to Mexico where they can get a better life" 3) Also Ron Silver: "We need someone in the White House that is so rich, he doesn’t have to listen to anybody."
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Just re-watched this yesterday. They freaking nailed the future. 1) Ridiculous looking "future" car that looks weirdly similar to a god awful cyber truck. Cont'd
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Lawrence O'Donnell has been on a heater all week, and I am here for it!
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
But are they the right kind of American citizens?
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Can someone please dub this with Yaketty Sax?
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I actually have been telling everyone I know how successful the Oval Office has been looking lately.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Where can I donate to help the war torn citizens?
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Wouldn't a true Liberal know that it's "Fuck Ice" and not "Anti Ice"?
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I'm reporting all of you to your employers! (JK)
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
They give the HPV vaccine at the age, so that's not the problem.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Canceled Disney + and Hulu. Someone let me know how Alien Earth ends.
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Cheetara! Meow
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Out of curiosity, would you classify MLK's assassination as political?
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I'll send thoughts & prayers as well. Why not?
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Gotta hit those quotas!
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
You forgot "swims in raw sewage".
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superking-smitty.bsky.social @superking-smitty.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
He is a very real Christian. This is what they are.
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