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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

As a not-so-friendly reminder, please do not do bumps off the toilet seat lids in the restrooms. Thank you.

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

whoever ate the last donut in the break room You’re dead to me

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Fire exits might seem silly with a bunch of superheroes in the building, but code says we gotta keep it clear.

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

To whoever parked their motorcycle in front of the fire exit, move it or it will be towed.

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

//: Follow my Jon Kent account or I’m gonna push you

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𝐽𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝐾𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑆𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛 @legacyofsteel.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢.

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

not until the person who filled the toilets with espresso admits to it

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

//: I will be driving in about an hour so replies will be scarce until tonight.

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I’m just the social media manager but I’m gonna guess Supergirl won’t have trouble getting a job! Well, she might if she calls me bitch again.

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a man in a gucci shirt is holding a purse and says " period "

ALT: a man in a gucci shirt is holding a purse and says " period "

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【 MOVED ACCOUNTS 】 @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Shing! Sparkle sparkle! 〖 Art: varnievamp 〗

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

//: I unfortunately don’t have time rn to make more of the stats but figured that would be the next best thing, for an @. And if you’ve been a member, please feel free to like it.

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Why are there so many kissing booths in SDN don’t you guys have work to do?

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

//: I realized I hadn’t been following people on this account. My b

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

@themightyjaguar.bsky.social Ring ring. That’s destiny calling—. Oh, nope, it’s SDN.

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Okay, apparently, someone laced the coffee with NyQuil and Benadryl. They are sleeping soundly. Sorry for any discomforting messages.

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

If you need assistance, please contact a dispatcher!

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Is everyone having a good day? The weekend is going strong! Sometimes the best thing to do is nothing! Especially if I have been stressed by life. Eventually, if you don’t you’ll burn out. So, let yourself take breaks! You’re important to this company! Only you make SDN great! Understand?

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𝗠𝘂𝗸𝘂𝗿𝗼 𝗜𝗸𝘂𝘀𝗮𝗯𝗮 @mukuroultsoldier.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

“. . . yes, they do. . .”

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Hello! The normal manager of this account is taking a quick break I will be covering for him! Please disregard the previous posts and comments 🌸🌼🌺🌸🌼🌺🌸🌼🌺🌸

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

we are in the middle of a dark ocean, splashing and treading water not paying attention to the attention we are drawing

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

or maybe there are no stars except for our star and, like sitting by a fire in dark, all around you you’ll see the eye shine of what is watching

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

do you think the stars are looking back at us in dread because they know one day we’ll ruin them like we have the earth

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

SDN will be open on Valentine’s Day but will be offering bonuses to anyone willing to work on Presidents Day.

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Any full-time employees of SDN are permitted to use the recovery room!

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

“We do! It offers massage chairs, ice packs, and couches!”

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

We do have couches in the recovery room and benches in the foyer.

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

As a reminder, mass broadcasts should only be used by approved staff members and managers.

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

me calling you guys to my office to have a chat about office-appropriate conversations

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

We do not have cameras in the bathroom that view the toilets!

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Please remember that breaks between dispatches should be kept to a maximum of 10 minutes.

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Nope. That’s why I don’t write my number on the bathroom wall.

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Does it matter if I believe you? I’m not a narc.

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Superhero Dispatch Network @superherodispatch.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Listen, man, what you do on your time is your business. I’d just… I’d say, to find a hook-up, use an app and not the bathroom stall.

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