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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What the actual Fuck, Google?
Google Maps of Lake Ontario, which is now incorrectly named "Lake America."
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
For a second I thought there was a ChatGPT icon on my bag of Honeycomb cereal.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Maybe I need new glasses but it wasn't until I took the picture that I realized this wasn't "Porn Pink." I was like, is that a real color?
Image of a bottle of face toner, with the text "PDRN PINK"
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Until I looked at it more closely, I thought Jennie had tiny arms and legs and a red tie on a black shirt.
Album Art for Jennie's album, The Complete Collection
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I think XKCD covered this years ago.
3 panel comic:
1) SITUATION: there are 14 competing standards.
2) 2 people: "14?! Ridiculous! We need to develop one universal standard that covers everyone's use cases!" "Yeah!"
3) SITUATION: there are 15 competing standards.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I made a thing. No I'm not ashamed of it.
Web comic. A ship is receiving a morse code signal. Sailor says it's an SOS. Captain replies "That's not SOS! It's S... U... S..." "It's SUS." Then they look at each other all squinty-eyed like they think it's pretty sus.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
How did Google know I went to the Sun?
A "Google Opinion Rewards" screen, asking where I've been recently. The first option on the list is "Sun"
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This whole time I thought she was looking at an iPhone earbud.
The album art for Taylor Swift's "Midnights" album, where she's holding a lighter and blowing on the flame. The fire is in the shape of - you guessed it - an earbud.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
12 years later that cat still loves sleeping with electronics.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I've had this attitude my whole life and it applies to so many things.
A sign that reads "Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie."
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Now they're going too far.
Maui from Moana, in CGI saying DLSS 5 OFF and live action saying DLSS 5 ON.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Movies get so much wrong, can we at least not report incorrectly when they don't? In Project Hail Mary there is nothing "covert" and he goes 13 light years, the "across the universe" equivalent of shifting from the left to right side of your chair.
Text from an article about Project Hail Mary, which reads "Comps are tough for this story about a junior high science teacher who's forced into a covert government assignment and finds himself at the other end of our universe."
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Not mine, but I agree.
I picture of George Lucas with the caption, "Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now."
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Did they learn nothing from Apollo 13?
Headline: NASA targets Artemis II crewed moon mission for April 1 launch.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
First grill of the season! Mexican themed BBQ chicken. Baking on the grill but still flipping to get those sear marks. 🤤
BBQ chicken on the grill
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Wife found this on Temu.
T-shirt that says "but it was assigned Gulf Of Mexico at birth"
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I'm so fucked.
Grimes
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I didn't know you could liquify gripe.
A container of "Gripe Water"
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I mean... first season Christopher Pike.
Christopher Pike in Star Trek Original Series, in a sci-fi wheelchair.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
...so if you all could stop filming it, that would be great.
A Reuters headline that reads "White House: Trump does not want to see people killed on US streets"
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This took more time than it was likely worth. I spent 3 minutes on it.
2 images of Chris Pratt, one very serious from the new movie Mercy and the other the classic meme from the TV show Parks and Rec. Between them, the words "...is just a more serious..."
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I know that in the grim future of Hello Kitty there is only war.
A pic that says what I said above.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
"Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are." I tried to get my elementary school teacher to read this to the class. He wouldn't because Arthur says "What the Hell's that!?" too much.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Handsome Jack would like a word...
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Okay time to uninstall Google News.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Watched 28 Years Later and I'm a bit confused, so I figure maybe I should watch the first 2 movies. So I watch 28 Days and now I'm even more confused.
Move poster for movie 28 Days starring Sandra Bullock.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I'm no Boomer but hitchhiking on train tracks seems unsafe to me.
A news article with a picture of someone hitchhiking on train tracks. The headline: 8 ways millennials travel that boomers think are unsafe.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. Checks out.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I spent too long on this band picture of The Last Dinner Party trying to figure out what they're spelling, before realizing it's just a picture of the band.
Picture of the band The Last Dinner party where they're all posed in a way that suggests letters, but aren't really letters.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Who’s your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
The Star Wars Kid
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Odd usage of "non-negotiable"
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
So did it happen? I haven't been outside.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
In Britain, is someone "all that and a bag of crisps" or do you imagine them being all that and this:
Image of a bag of what Americans call "fries" and British call "crisps."
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I didn't know it was nutritious!
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Two of the best ever failed attempts to put large measurements in easier to understand terms, both in the same headline.
News headline that reads: Watch as an asteroid the size of a Brachiosaurus passes 0.0014599 AU from Earth tomorrow
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Hopefully they're not on any level and are in fact outside the building.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Dunno about "crazy" but it is a cat gentleman... Nice looping too.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
If a customer asks me for an update on their technical support ticket I should be allowed to reply with only this picture, and get a free extra week where I don't need to tell them anything.
The classic meme of a dog doing some sort of science experiment and the words "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING"
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
It doesn't fit.
Crossword puzzle, clue "Yelp user, sometimes" and I tried to answer "BOOMER" but the answer is only 5 letters.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
LOL #twinning
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
But I'm not even dating Gracie Abrams.
Image of the title of a song by Selena Gomez featuring Gracie Abrams, titled "Call Me When You Break Up (with Gracie Abrams)"
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
This image is just asking to become a meme.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
All I got is, "don't use this if you have less than 4 sad pumpkins"
A warning sign with the text "0-3" and a picture of what looks like a sad pumpkin but is probably a baby face, with a slash through it.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I don't know exactly but somewhere near here.
A man standing on a ladder, which itself is being held up by 2 boards that are stretching from a stairway landing to another ladder at the bottom of the stairs.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I say: I want a little table for the back porch to put a drink on. My wife hears: Get a table and paint this on it.
An original painting fusing Van Gogh's Starry Night with his Starry Night Over The Rhone. On a little table so I can have a drink on the porch.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Other countries: It's weird that Americans put their flag up everywhere. Meanwhile on every video game's announcement on Discord:
Image shows an announcement from a Video Game, with reaction images from fans. Over half of them are flags from various countries.
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Makes me think of the Urban Assault Vehicle from Stripes
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Crazy Cat Gentleman @superfluousj.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I quit playing for a while after this and then reloaded from before it happened to fix it.
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