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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This, but with a slutty black dress. I never embraced slutty Halloween costumes in my youth; time to do it up in my 40s.

The Point Pleasant, WV Mothman statue. From the front. Sadly not depicting his dump truck ass.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Made my headband for my sexy Mothman Halloween costume and I’m irrationally happy. I think it looks more adorable than sexy, but still good.

A smiling woman with glasses and short blonde hair wearing a headband that has long thin black feathers sticking out of the top like moth antennae.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I got new author photos taken for my book The Tea Party from Hell and Other Stories (should be out next month!) I’m using this one because it fits the theme, but also because I look super judgy, like I just saw some bullshit go down outside and I can’t believe it.

A woman with short hair and glasses sipping tea from a cup and saucer while looking out the window of a used bookstore/coffee shop. She looks like she’s just seen some bullshit go down outside and she’s being super judgy about it.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I’ve not yet had the courage to eat at this food truck, despite the taco’s threats.

A hand painted food truck with a painting of a taco wearing a fedora and holding a smoking gun. The taco looks on edge. The taco has hands and feet.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Just found a whole nother box of crap I made for my failed craft business. Thought I got rid of it all. I guess this is going to the thrift shop.

A picture from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared that says Now let’s all agree to never be creative again.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Replace the first “s” with this for added nostalgia money.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

My website www.sarahematthews.com has some new blog fun. Also: Jubilation Grove and Other Nightmares has it all: evil statues, crab monsters, unreliable realtors, the King in Yellow and more. Check it out! a.co/d/9P08QzK

Cover for Jubilation Grove and Other Nightmares by Sarah Matthews. It features a carved skull with blue and green butterflies.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Whenever I look at my old writing, this is what it feels like. I used to be so joyful when I wrote. Now, everything feels blah and cliched. I’m trying to recover, but the world is not making it easy.

That meme from SpongeBob SquarePants where SpongeBob is holding up a picture of the smiling grocery store clerk compared to the current grizzled state of the same clerk.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Caught Tilly mid toe-lick. Luna as always is not impressed with him.

A brown tabby cat (Tilly) caught mid toe-lick, and a black cat (Luna) in the background staring at him with disdain.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

This is what someone posting a bad picture of you feels like. (Also: damn Washington Post, why you gotta talk shit about Stegosaurus like that? He’s already dead)

A clipping from The Washington Post June 23, 1912 with a picture of a Stegosaurus. The caption says “the most grotesque animal. Stegosaur who lived in Utah ages ago is a freak”

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

This is a suggested question to ask at a tea party, and my first and highly inappropriate response is “ball sack”.

Text reads “if you were a teabag, what flavor would you be?”

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Check out my book Jubilation Grove and Other Nightmares! It’s got crab monsters, evil statues, unreliable realtors, the King in Yellow and more. a.co/d/9P08QzK

Cover for Jubilation Grove and Other Nightmares by Sarah Matthews. It features a carved skull and blue and green butterflies.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

The only kind of April Fool’s joke I will accept.

A fish asks SpongeBob “can I get a couple of ice cubes in here please?” and hands him a glass. SpongeBob replies “sure, a couple of ice cubes coming up”. The fish drinks from the glass. SpongeBob giggles and says “April Fools!” The fish grabs him and demands “what did you do to my drink?” SpongeBob replies “you asked for A COUPLE of ice cubes in your drink, and I only put in one!”

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Erotic cosmic horror is when there’s an unauthorized Thing fucking. Yes please 🙌

A post that reads “gothic horror is when there’s a location. Cosmic horror is when there’s an unauthorized fucking Thing. Folk horror is when you’re outside.”

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Got the pink paper from a coworker. The cookies look like they have faces so I drew them.

A pink piece of paper that says “you’re a smart cookie” with an illustration of 3 chocolate chip cookies on it. The cookies look like they have faces. Below is a small sketchbook that says “cookie faces” and four drawings of what the cookies look like. One looks like “ OVO”. One looks like it’s bewildered. One looks shocked. A bonus drawing shows an alternate version where the cookie has 3 eyes and looks concerned.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I’m slowly turning into an old lady because I crocheted this cover for my desk chair and I’m exceedingly pleased with it.

The back of a desk chair. It’s covered by a crocheted cover in rainbow colors.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Don’t know if this counts as a celebrity, but I mostly have pics of my cats

Jane Austen’s face on Stone Cold Steve Austin’s body. The caption on the pic reads Stone Cold Jane Austen and the caption above reads “BAH GOD ITS MR DARCY WITH A STEEL CHAIR”

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Check out my book Jubilation Grove and Other Nightmares! It’s got evil statues, crab monsters, unreliable realtors, the King in Yellow and more. Sate your appetite until my next book The Tea Party From Hell comes out in October. a.co/d/9P08QzK

Cover to Jubilation Grove and Other Nightmares by Sarah Matthews. It features a carved skull and green and blue butterflies. Designed by Grim Poppy Designs.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Went into this store and they tried to put me on display.

A sign for America’s Best Eyeglasses, but part of the sign is burnt out so it reads America’s Best Asses

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Idk why, but this painting seems haunted to me. Perhaps it’s the eggs just laying there without a bowl or other container. Saw this at the Speed Museum in Louisville today

Painting by William Bailey, American, born 1930, Still Life of 10 Eggs, White Vase, Blue and White Vase and Enamel Cup, 1971, oil on canvas,
This painting looks haunted. Maybe more surreal than haunted, but something is off.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

A picture of a person in a full body possum costume. The text underneath says plus size surly possum costume for adults.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Going to go old bat mode here: When I want a picture of a 3-headed possum version of Cerberus, I draw my own damn picture, not farm it out to AI. “But Sarah, I can’t draw!” Neither can I but I do it because it’s fun and it’s human and skill matters less than actually doing something yourself.

A colored pencil drawing of a 3-headed possum. The middle head is hissing. There are flames in the background.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Behold the cat beholding you. (With suspicion, because Luna is suspicious of everyone.)

A black cat with a white patch of fur on her chest. She is looking at you with suspicion in her green eyes. Her name is Luna.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I’m at my writing group tonight and I finished the story I was working on, so I took the opportunity to draw this masterpiece that had been echoing in my head all afternoon.

A very rough pencil drawing of a dik-dik in a heart with the caption “might as well face it, you’re a dik-dik in love”

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

A woman hugging a snarling furry black monster. The text on the woman reads “you’re such a good baby, I love you so much.” The text on the monster reads “my cat”

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Drew this Edward Gorey style bat today. Pleased with how it looks, considering I am not patient and don’t have a steady hand.

A drawing of a bat done in black ballpoint pen. It is an Edward Gorey style bat, with a background of a sky done in horizontal strokes and a grassy foreground done in swirls.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I’m a French bulldog. I have a beret. And apparently a tattoo of my own face on my face.

A short haired woman with a beauty face mask on. It is meant to look like a French bulldog. The mask has a beret and also a picture of a beret-wearing French bulldog on the cheek.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Many things suck right now, but I added a pink and purple Brachiosaurus to the world, and I feel a little better.

A wooden cutout of a Brachiosaurus. It is painted pink with teal spots and has a purple belly with silver stripes. It is smiling.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Luna, looking regal as usual. Me, looking too much like my dad in the background.

A black cat with green eyes in the foreground, looking elegant. A woman with short hair and no makeup lying down in the background.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Thanks as always! Check out my book Jubilation Grove and Other Nightmares. In “Alternate Realty”, an open house takes a turn for the bizarre. Contains one of my favorite sentences I’ve ever written. a.co/d/9P08QzK

Cover of Jubilation Grove and Other Nightmares by Sarah Matthews. It features a carved skull and blue and green butterflies.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

I don’t think I’ll ever top this one where I’m too fabulous.

A woman with short wavy auburn hair. She is wearing big pink cat eye glasses with pearls on them and a purple sequined top. She is too fabulous.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Thanks! My short story collection Jubilation Grove and Other Nightmares has it all: evil statues, crab monsters, unreliable realtors, the King in Yellow, and more! a.co/d/9P08QzK

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I can imagine someone googling “Bigfoot sack” and getting introduced to the work of @chucktingle.bsky.social

Post from a buy nothing group on Facebook. It says “I have two of these—not sure what they are. I tried to google search and some of it pops up like a water holder…”
The picture is of a sack that has the word Bigfoot on it.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Thanks! In “Jubilation Grove” Trevor follows a beautiful woman through the woods and into a nightmare. Find this and more in Jubilation Grove and Other Nightmares. a.co/d/9P08QzK

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Thanks! Jubilation Grove and Other Nightmares has it all: evil statues, crab monsters, unreliable realtors, the King in Yellow and more. Check it out! a.co/d/9P08QzK

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I saw a post on here about selfish things you’d do with stupid money and one of them for me would be buying this butter dish. Right now, my butter comes in its own dish that says “You Shittin’ Me? This Ain’t Butter?” on it.

A Quail Ceramics woodland friends covered butter dish from Anthropologie. It’s got a little ceramic fox on it. It’s cute, but not fuckin $88 cute.

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Sarah E. Matthews—Author Extraordinaire @superbfinch.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Finished an art piece today that I’m happy with. I’m going to submit it to a local art show. It’s based off “Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird” by Wallace Stevens.

A collage showing a singing blackbird and a smiling blackbird. The text is from “Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird” by Wallace Stevens. It says “the beauty of inflections” and “the beauty of innuendos”. The picture is made of washi tape, torn scraps of distressed sheet music and labeling tape.

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