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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Good Afternoon Capt! Who knew Sesame Street was such a trashy horror show? Looks like the body count is rising…

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Don’t look at me, I’ve got my boots on…must be the pooch.

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Good Morning Capt! Toby’s keen senses are detecting unwashed bare 🐒 feet, which have been roaming all over London’s grimy streets, where horse-drawn carriages also share the road…😵‍💫🫢

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Good Morning Capt! The real reason the zombie apocalypse was a dismal failure…you couldn’t get a proper serving of chilled monkey brains for love nor money.

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Good Afternoon Capt! A good rule of thumb whenever opening anything of a mysterious nature: 1. Open object carefully. 2. Inspect contents thoroughly. 3. Dispose of anything that looks suspicious or threatening. 4. Take a nap. *urp!*

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Good Morning Capt! Ultimately I had to fish or cut bait and leave before she gutted me…

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Good Morning Capt! I don’t know about you, but if I’m running around a graveyard in the middle of the night in a flimsy outfit, I’m packing a big torch and spotlights, and not some freakin’ candelabra!

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Good Morning Capt! The lowly job of a Bell Boy is not without its hazards. That’s the last time I work in a bed bug-infested fleabag motel.

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

LOL! *grumble* what am I around here, a MAID? Well ok, just this once…but I don’t do windows!

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! Hope my reply doesn’t come off as half baked…I do have an emotional stake in how you perceive it;)

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Whenever Dad wanted to monkey around, he would just ask mom to honk if she was horny;)

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! Well she deserved it! She knows how sensitive I am about my crow’s feet…👁️👁️

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! The nerve of some people…clearly they can see I’m a medieval buff;)

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! A helpful bit of advice to werewolves: never bite the hand (or other body parts) that feeds on others

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! Every time I see a pic of a Southern belle decked out in taffeta and lace, it brings out the Rhett Butler in me…

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! That cable car’s operator seriously needs to work on his assist on disembarking skills…

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! Good to see you again this morning…😉

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ll be there:) Can’t imagine what got their panties in a twist worth censoring. And now for something completely different;)

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! Well dang, that’s a fine howdy-do to go with my morning cup o’Joe and toast. No pic today…you’ve been censored! Guess It’s back to bed for me then.

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! Apparently cookies are the only ‘sweets’ the Cookie Monster’s addicted to…😳 Hope you’re feeling much better today🦷

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

😆 Not to worry Capt, I’ve got mad skills…

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Good Afternoon Capt! Nobody messes with my bananas while I’m in the shower…

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’ve been where you’re at awhile back Capt…four wisdom teeth pulled at once. It’ll be rough going for a bit, but once you get past that, comforting ice cream is always welcome. Hang in there.

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! Being a celebrity does have its perks despite the constant presence of the paparazzi. I haven’t paid for bananas in years!

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Good morning Capt! Ok, show of hands…who thinks it’s tacky to wear white after Labour Day? Oh yeah, well get stumped you lot!

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sherlock Bones and the case of The Hound of the Bassetvilles;)

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! Detective Chimp and Krypto soon realized the perils of vacationing in Dartmoor, Devon…

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

😆Ain’t it the truth? BTW, that should have read demented circus monkey, not deranged (like there’s a difference?…)

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! Ok, so I admit, I am a deranged circus monkey…there’s no need to go shining a dang spotlight on the fact!

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Or, maybe just loosen up that grip a smidge…

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! Take it from one big ape to another, green hooded guy…grabbing a gal never ends well.

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Good Afternoon Capt! Geez, so I’m wearing white after Labour day…don’t get your panties in a twist Karen!

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Good morning Capt! I just don’t have the physique to pull off a buck-naked apparition, so a bedsheet will just have to do… ( probably should have washed it first).

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! Sometimes the morning after can be filled with regret…for some😉

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hope you’ve been enjoying a truly wonderful birthday today! 🎈(I ate some cake in your honour:) 🎂 🍰

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! When they’re pretending to rob the safe for your jewelry, but they really just want to gaze at your great gams… (honestly, this dopey role playing ruins more dang dresses!).

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

LOL 😆 You mean, Julia Chimp;)

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Good Morning Capt! Admittedly she’s not much to look at, but she’s a wiz in the kitchen (you should taste her blood pudding🩸)

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Good Afternoon Capt! Ok, so I may have misunderstood the instructions to “shoot” this guy…but the flash from your gun has ruined a perfectly good portrait photo.

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Good Morning Capt! Ok, so it wasn’t so dang Super. No reason to act all shocked and disappointed (must be some kryptonite stashed under the bed).

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Plan a horror fest using only your first name… Bride of Frankenstein Eyes Without a Face Psycho Pan’s Labyrinth Omen (The)

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Good Morning Capt! Note to any dog owners out there driving home with a big bag of doggo treats for your pooch. Super-dog, Krypto can smell them from space…I’d surrender them if I were you.

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Ah, like the old idiom of having a monkey on your back😉

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Good Morning Capt! While out on your nightly constitutional and the guest bedroom light suddenly appears on, you realize your mother-in-law’s come for another lengthy visit…

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SuperBeppo @superbeppo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Good Morning Capt! Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, couldn’t hold a candle to 1976’s Ark II’s superb mascot casting! “Bidi, Bidi, Bidi” that, you tin-plated piece of space junk! 🤖 😉

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