Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So apparently this is dropping about 10 days before my birthday, so if anyone is looking for something to get me... 👀 I'm playing coy, but I've never been excited for a game basically guaranteed to have a short lifetime before! 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What gif shows up when you type your name? For me, it's a wall of what is easily the most predictable option.static.klipy.comJason Voorhees in Hockey MaskALT: Jason Voorhees in Hockey Mask 020
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 24/08/2026There's definitely a pattern here. 110
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 20/08/2026If you see this, you’re legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character. Psychometry is a cool power, and I think Qui-Gon would have been endlessly amused by how much he annoys Obi Wan. 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 21/07/2026"Everyone knows that sniffing is consent." #Judgesoutofcontext 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Throwing out to bat signal for these two Unknown Cards again. If anyone at MagicCon Amsterdam has these two, hit me up! 010
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I need a Hideaki Anno scholar to tell me what this means. I'm a messy, chaotic mentor figure that simultaneously doesn't understand humanity and is deeply fascinated by it? 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I have never in my life felt cooler than I did staring up at the Shinra Building at MagicCon Vegas 2025. Disguising the fact that I was desperately bracing the bottom of that Buster Sword with my left arm took a lot of effort. 010
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Oh good. A new game for me to be perfectly, absolutely normal about. Definitely NOT going to obsess at even the slightest mention of anything even tangentially related. Jesus, I'm already not able to shut up about this... and I have to wait a whole year?! (I've already waited 8 years. I'm dying.)youtube.comThe Lost Wild - True Fear is Primal Trailer | PS5 GamesYouTube video by PlayStation 010
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This is what flight delays in a city containing 27,000 Magic players looks like 010
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Flight home from Las Vegas delayed until 11:30pm. Anyone still hanging out? 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 04/05/2026MagicCon is over, and I failed to acquire these Unknown cards or the Quandrix pin. But, I managed to get through my first Head Judging position with Pastimes without incident, so yay! That said, if anyone else has one of these cards or a Quandrix Pin they don't mind letting go of, I'm looking! 2110
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Tomorrow's the last day of MagicCon, and I've been failing to obtain copies of the Playtest Goblin cards from Gavin's Unknown Event all weekend because I've been working on the other side of the hall. If anyone can get their hands on them or signal boost to someone who can, I'd appreciate it! 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 30/04/2026For anyone at MagicCon Vegas this weekend, I've got 4 Commander decks on me that I'd like to play with you! Decklists down below, but generally all of these decks fit better in games aiming to clock in Brackets 1-3. 110
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 30/03/2026This is a callout to all current and former New England judges. Please help me build a better datascape to more accurately reflect the needs of our little corner of the country. forms.gle/76kfQjAkYdrv... 001
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Danny's analysis in this thread is expectedly on-point and thorough. And rewatching the clip made me realize something that gave me psychic damage: Is the Yakuza series just weeb Vampire: the Masquerade? Because this is every social gathering I've ever seen in that game. @jacobburgess.bsky.social? 210
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Okay, making somewhere around 1500 individually stylized logos for people to throw around however they please is kinda cool. 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 17/02/2026My friends and I (who live nowhere near each other) travel across North America to various places at irregular intervals to guide a couple thousand nerds through their weekends in the name of fairness, fun, and festivity. Then we all vanish until called together again. 040
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I remember a time when WotC took themselves VERY seriously. I'm glad to see them occasionally poking fun at themselves now. Also that punchline caused me to time travel straight to my preschool days. 000
Reposted by Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los AngelesKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be 67105862782
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 31/12/2025It's The Most Wonderful Card Of The Year Tuesday! as 2025 comes to a close, share your favorite new (or new to you) magic card! Burnout Bashtronaut has everything: An evocative name, the coat, the wrenches, the stance, an early-game aggro play that can also close, and it's a goblin. 10/10 no notes. 020
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 20/12/2025The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go Man, I hope so.media.tenor.coma group of ants wearing crowns are standing around a small ant wearing a crownALT: a group of ants wearing crowns are standing around a small ant wearing a crown 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Inspired by a few judges posting last year, and curious people asking: "So, do they, like... pay you for this?" The answer! In way more data points than you could ever want! Positive or negative, this data has given me a lot to chew for how I approach judging going forward. 100
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I know it's these 4 to start with. If I can use Ultra Beasts, I'd also throw in Xurkitree. Love that wiggly zapboi. 010
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Autism? Nah, the neurologists ruled that out as a possibility. Why do you ask? 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Hey look, I made it onto the pitch of a stadium! Worst travel day-and-a-half over! Now for sleep-deprived Gathering™️! 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 21/07/2025ConnecticutCon is finished, and it was certainly... an event of all time. There were some highlights, though! We were right next to Jon St. John's puppy rescue, a Surge cosplayer gave me a bracelet for recognizing her, and I managed to play a full round of DDR without dying! 110
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 14/07/2025It took 3 hours of standing in line, one Lyft, one commuter rail from Worcester to Boston, and I'd already boarded my bus to Portland, but we got there! 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 14/07/2025If anyone gets through this accursed Sonic Secret Lair queue that I am also waiting in, hit me up. Together, we can beat this terrible experience and receive a little fan-joy. As a treat. 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Off to CommandFest Worcester! I'll be working the floor all 3 days, but I also hope to get some table time in with my newest brew sometime this weekend. Come say hi and ask me about it! (If you have the stamina to withstand my relentless ADHD rambling.) 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Mail day! Commander deck number 23 and my first Rule 0 Partners deck. Light spoilers for Final Fantasy 6: 010
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 27/06/2025WotC, please! I beg! I'm still trying to finish my Jurassic Park stuff. You just released Final Fantasy. You can't be hitting all of my hyper-obsessions this quickly! 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Decided to update my vest in preparation for MagicCon Vegas. Many shiny adornments for my silly goblin brain. 010
Reposted by Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los AngelesJim Davis @jimdavismtg.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Not a bad day 👀 In the booth at #SCGIndy tomorrow! 3502
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 09/05/2025@shivambhatt.bsky.social Chandra's been turned into a Chocobo! What's and appropriately cutesy name for our fiery feathered friend? 110
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Judge dinner photo from CommandFest Orlando. This group of chaos gremlins (among others not pictured) gives me life like you wouldn't believe. I'll gladly trade being exhausted all spring for the opportunity to spend more time working with some damn fine Judges. 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 10/04/2025No, Jackson, you can't come with me to Denver. Yes, even if you bite the TSA Agent. 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 28/03/2025"Grant? You'll never get him out of Montana. He's like me, he's a digger... Que lindo es..."media.tenor.coma close up of a circular object with a reflection of a waveALT: a close up of a circular object with a reflection of a wave 010
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Tonight I say goodbye to the first and only car I've ever owned. It might seem silly to be sentimental about that, but this car helped dig me out of some of the worst times in my life, ferried me through my judging career, and is really the only thing I've earned actual ownership of... Ever. 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Whatta you lookin' at, Smoothskin? 000
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Day 3 out! Spent the day aggressively Cactuar-ing at players until they played games of Commander with each other. Then, I spent the night dressed in my fancy New Capenna Cabaretti mobster getup with some of the finest people I get to travel the country and run events with. Tomorrow: Home! 010
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Long Day 2 at MagicCon Chicago. Very helpful players helped me get the last signature I needed, another donated a new foily boi to me. I judged and prized a 324 player Team Trios Full-Box event, and helped manage another Unknown Event! Tomorrow I'll be in the Command Zone to cap off my weekend. 020
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Day 1 of #MCChicago is in the books! That's one @gavinverhey.bsky.social's Unknown Event managed, one Preview Panel attended, and almost all the signatures I needed to hunt down acquired! That's a lotta steps! Tomorrow: Grand Melee with even more extra steps! 030
Jason Shaffer 🔜 SCG CON Los Angeles @superashura.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Landed safely in Chicago! Not even upside-down or anything! Now, I hear this city's got wizards in it. Where they at? 110