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Blues in G Minor

@sunv0lt.bsky.social
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Guitar, Masshole, Quant Finance are my jams. I worship at the church of Johnny F***ing Marr. Professional comment guy.

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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 10h
and jet skis for everyone. Can’t lose
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 10h
How these maniacs hold their phones
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Pizza For Everyone Who Ordered Pizza
ALT: Pizza For Everyone Who Ordered Pizza
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 10h
To my dying day I will pound the table that Citizen’s United was the beginning of the end of democracy as we know it. All roads lead back to it
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please tell me she’s going full “hold it like it’s a pizza box”
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
6. Check out those crazy eyes
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Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance: Serious
ALT: Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance: Serious
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We need some Sorbo, Woods and Chachi to fill out this d-bag Long Island Iced Tea
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Too much is never enough. Let’s see where this goes
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Both guys big fans of the N word. Tracks.
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok. Start with the human traffickers in the Epstein files.
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You gonna go at the king you best not miss
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s a pompadork
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m sure she’d be singing the same tune if her teenage daughter was Jane Doe. I can only imagine what lies one would have to tell yourself to justify this grift and hypocrisy
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/ZvYjhHDPLY8?.... Just embarrassing for everyone involved
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Vivek Ramaswamy RUTHLESSLY Roasted Over Pathetic Baseball Ad
YouTube video by TYT Sports
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very alpha. Almost as good as the batting cage ad
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kid went full jellyfish. Pro move.
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Who let the dogs out?”? Love The Baha Men. Respect, Tom, respect brotha
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Such a great band. All timer for me.
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pulp!!! LFG ! Pixies and Dino Jr !!
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is that considered a form of flattery ?
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah but does he sound like he just ran 5 miles on a cold day and then pounded a glass of milk? Because that’s the test
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When he, in fact, actually did those things. Party of personal responsibility, my ass
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s gooooooooooo
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah I am in my “fuck ‘em” era personally
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time to bring guns to a gun fight (metaphorically, people, I realize this could be misconstrued in Texas)
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder what her upholstery was like
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Non-consensual effing doesn’t count !
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How about no pussies like Pete. Since we’re raising the bar and all
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe Captain Waterboarding should sit this one out
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bread’s a dick, really
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sassy Hand Job
ALT: Sassy Hand Job
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you walking jerk-off Donald Trump
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would love to send Pete to anyplace in harm’s way. So him and I agree on something
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ummm… this would be the estate of Bob Weir
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If it’s not the looks, or the personality, it’s the smell
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is admittedly a tight race
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JD Vance is the most unfuckable man walking the planet now
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s take a giant turd and multiply it by 1000
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Who was winning?” .. “The Bears!” Iykyk
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Ferris Bueller: Uh Oh Moment
ALT: Ferris Bueller: Uh Oh Moment
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The ease with which these people create full fledged lies designed to ruin people and destroy institutions, their rhetoric and their willingness to double and triple down - it’s actually chilling. In a normal world Schmitt would be censured and humiliated. Now we just accept it.
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New campaign ad for Talarico just dropped
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly if Texas doesn’t go for Tallarico it’s time to forcibly remove them from the Union. Ffs people
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have reached the “Kai dropping F bombs” era and I am here for it. Now is the time
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The human head weighs 15 pounds! Johnathan Lipnicki’s best work
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So many jokes here that would likely end up with me being white vanned
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fear of brown and black people - or xenophobia writ large - is a powerful intoxicant and is a great way to distract from actual real threats, like autocracy. Story as old as time, and we’re watching the self-actualization of “the mark” in this video
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Absolutely love Scott MacFarlane
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My take on the Lauren Boebert situation
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Dennis Green: They Are Who We Thought They Were
ALT: Dennis Green: They Are Who We Thought They Were
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love “speak of myself in the third person” Tom. Very Rickey Henderson
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I genuinely worry about his nihilism. He is going to maximize his personal gain at the expense of humanity up until he dies. He does not care one iota about what he leaves behind. Normal people worry about legacy and permanence; he does not. It’s incredibly dangerous
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Blues in G Minor @sunv0lt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah well, like my dad to used to say, fuck him
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