Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 03/09/2026found Grounder barried in the dirt for some reason. said he was digging someone's grave before he tripped and fell in... how do these things even happen? 192
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Crabmeat is hogging all the ketchup packets again. his greed knows no bounds 180
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Bean keeps throwing these massive HYucking bombs precisely in my angular direction and y'all like to claim that I'M the scary one okay 041
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 23/08/2026j Ust made a cartoonishly hard impact head first into a lamp pole i did not know i had some of that wacko Looney Toons logic buried deep inside me. 070
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 23/08/2026oh god Fang's Gang found me and now their after my gem piece somebody please hELP 120
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 23/08/2026accidently corrupted my locator function and i am now rapidly approaching your bookshelf at an alarmingly high rate of speed. i will be inside your house at approximately 8:34 PM and there is nothing either of us can do about it 270
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 23/08/2026if a creepy spy robot Deadly Cuddles and a wholesome racing Tails Doll ever met, would they be friends? the world may never know... 070
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 20/08/2026as a certified short guy, it's bizzare seeing people in the battle royale game in the same position i experience daily 040
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 20/08/2026it was picture day and they only gave me one shoot 180
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 20/08/2026ate some Meh Burger today. don't ask how 040
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 15/08/2026so what i'm part badnik part plushe hmmm??? what's so wrong with that? 020
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i don't think Metal get's along with Cubot very much. last time i saw them in a room together he put the square sevant in a chokehold for saying the numbers six and seven. this must be another one of those "hedgehog rivalries" i constantly hear about 050
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 13/08/2026okay hear me out, Sonic R is on-foot racing. so Sonic H? handstanding competition. i know, i'm such a revolutionary 1110
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 12/08/2026the demon hedgegod is harrassing me with his arson again. this cannot be good for the environment 070
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 12/08/2026oh god i remember this thing. once i got stuck inside of it in an infinite loop and it took me days to get out. talk about a scrambled scructure. 020
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 12/08/2026snatched Cubots phone to see what kinda stuff he's always watching on there and the first thing i see is an ai generated video of Big The Cat dancing with one of those brainrot slop characters i can't with this empire anymore... 260
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 12/08/2026some folks like to claim i'm "scary" and "cursed." i don't see it. clearly i am the cutest badnik in all of mobius! how could you say no to this face??? 031
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 10/08/2026to animal or not to animal? that's the million dollar question everybody's asking me and the awnser is purple 161
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 05/08/2026sorry i was gone Eggman told me to get offline for a few days so i don't "expose his hypocrisy about copyright law" ...whatever that means 020
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i don't know how i've been active for nearly 3 decades either, but what i do know is that it feels awesome sause!!! 160
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 02/08/2026this fact is so true that the egg servers glitched and tweeted it twice. that's how bold of a statement this is. 080
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 02/08/2026what even is an exe anyway? that sounds like a mosquito disease... 240
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 02/08/2026i've always had an irrational fear of tagging four people in a row and i never understood why 050
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 02/08/2026since Tails has a mech, i decided to build my own! yes it's a cardboard box with wheels what's the issue with that? 151
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 30/07/2026just stubbed my foot on a rock. i float how is that even possible??? 041
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 29/07/2026i made a graphic sheet of every person i've encountered so far. my #1 goal is to make as many friends as possible! my intentions must totally be what the Eggman Empire is all about! 43611
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 29/07/2026this blue fennec came up to me and asked what my opinion on Tails was. when i said i wanted to be pals with him he looked at me weirdly and walked off begrudgingly... was it something i said? 360
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 29/07/2026no Grounder my gemstone is not a ringpop. this is the third time you've asked that question this week. 030
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 28/07/2026i still think about you sometimes... 171
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 28/07/2026this will do severe damage to my already unstable reputation. i do not know how i should feel about this... 051
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 24/07/2026i am not like those other Tails clones. i am the original dollwalker 140
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 22/07/2026all i did was take a little nap, and now i'm trapped in this box! SOMEBODY HELP!!! 031
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 22/07/2026the tupperware is for me. it's every burger condiment combined into a single paste because i don't have the teeth required to eat actual patties without choking. 040
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 21/07/2026because of my non-stop drift, i'll sometimes accidently bump into random walls and freak out my neighbors. i really need to learn how to stay still without ragdolling. 020
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 21/07/2026no Cubot i don't know what rizz is, and no i'm not going to mew like a cat. although that would be pretty cute... crap now i'm actually considering it! 020
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 21/07/2026was so focused on feeling the sun that i somehow didn't notice the GIANT CRATER that's in the moon until just now??? seriously, what happened while i was gone?! 030
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 21/07/2026found the folding chair in the back of the garage today. feelin good! 062
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 20/07/2026i'd try out for the olympic games, but i don't think it's safe for someone of my material to be in vicinity of the giant fire breathing koopa princess kidnapper. 030
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 20/07/2026our bathroom is full of soap. no not in the way you're thinking. i mean an entire corner of it is STACKED to the brim with conditioner. this is just what it's like living with an entire robot army. 020
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 19/07/2026don't forget to sun your shine at least 48 times every day! 030
Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 19/07/2026if they call it Sonic R, where are the other seventeen alphabetical hedgehog racing games? 030