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Tails Doll (Sonic R)

@sunshinelover97.bsky.social
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wandered around the same 5 racing tracks all by myself for 28 years and accidently bumped into a wall so hard that I noclipped into another reality. i don't know what any of this is, but i'm trying my best.

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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
found Grounder barried in the dirt for some reason. said he was digging someone's grave before he tripped and fell in... how do these things even happen?
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Crabmeat is hogging all the ketchup packets again. his greed knows no bounds
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i have arrived
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
oh thank god the chase is over
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Bean keeps throwing these massive HYucking bombs precisely in my angular direction and y'all like to claim that I'M the scary one okay
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
j Ust made a cartoonishly hard impact head first into a lamp pole i did not know i had some of that wacko Looney Toons logic buried deep inside me.
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
oh god Fang's Gang found me and now their after my gem piece somebody please hELP
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
gotta accelerate quickly
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
accidently corrupted my locator function and i am now rapidly approaching your bookshelf at an alarmingly high rate of speed. i will be inside your house at approximately 8:34 PM and there is nothing either of us can do about it
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
if a creepy spy robot Deadly Cuddles and a wholesome racing Tails Doll ever met, would they be friends? the world may never know...
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
prepare to challence
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
as a certified short guy, it's bizzare seeing people in the battle royale game in the same position i experience daily
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
it was picture day and they only gave me one shoot
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ate some Meh Burger today. don't ask how
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
so what i'm part badnik part plushe hmmm??? what's so wrong with that?
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i don't think Metal get's along with Cubot very much. last time i saw them in a room together he put the square sevant in a chokehold for saying the numbers six and seven. this must be another one of those "hedgehog rivalries" i constantly hear about
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
who opened the egg portal?
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i love all my racing pals!
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
okay hear me out, Sonic R is on-foot racing. so Sonic H? handstanding competition. i know, i'm such a revolutionary
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the demon hedgegod is harrassing me with his arson again. this cannot be good for the environment
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i am a very marketable fella
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
oh god i remember this thing. once i got stuck inside of it in an infinite loop and it took me days to get out. talk about a scrambled scructure.
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
snatched Cubots phone to see what kinda stuff he's always watching on there and the first thing i see is an ai generated video of Big The Cat dancing with one of those brainrot slop characters i can't with this empire anymore...
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
some folks like to claim i'm "scary" and "cursed." i don't see it. clearly i am the cutest badnik in all of mobius! how could you say no to this face???
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
to animal or not to animal? that's the million dollar question everybody's asking me and the awnser is purple
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the sun is inside you
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
sorry i was gone Eggman told me to get offline for a few days so i don't "expose his hypocrisy about copyright law" ...whatever that means
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i don't know how i've been active for nearly 3 decades either, but what i do know is that it feels awesome sause!!!
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this fact is so true that the egg servers glitched and tweeted it twice. that's how bold of a statement this is.
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
what even is an exe anyway? that sounds like a mosquito disease...
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i've always had an irrational fear of tagging four people in a row and i never understood why
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
since Tails has a mech, i decided to build my own! yes it's a cardboard box with wheels what's the issue with that?
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
just stubbed my foot on a rock. i float how is that even possible???
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i made a graphic sheet of every person i've encountered so far. my #1 goal is to make as many friends as possible! my intentions must totally be what the Eggman Empire is all about!
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
this blue fennec came up to me and asked what my opinion on Tails was. when i said i wanted to be pals with him he looked at me weirdly and walked off begrudgingly... was it something i said?
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
no Grounder my gemstone is not a ringpop. this is the third time you've asked that question this week.
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i still think about you sometimes...
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
this will do severe damage to my already unstable reputation. i do not know how i should feel about this...
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i am not like those other Tails clones. i am the original dollwalker
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
all i did was take a little nap, and now i'm trapped in this box! SOMEBODY HELP!!!
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the tupperware is for me. it's every burger condiment combined into a single paste because i don't have the teeth required to eat actual patties without choking.
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
because of my non-stop drift, i'll sometimes accidently bump into random walls and freak out my neighbors. i really need to learn how to stay still without ragdolling.
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
no Cubot i don't know what rizz is, and no i'm not going to mew like a cat. although that would be pretty cute... crap now i'm actually considering it!
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
was so focused on feeling the sun that i somehow didn't notice the GIANT CRATER that's in the moon until just now??? seriously, what happened while i was gone?!
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
found the folding chair in the back of the garage today. feelin good!
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i'd try out for the olympic games, but i don't think it's safe for someone of my material to be in vicinity of the giant fire breathing koopa princess kidnapper.
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
our bathroom is full of soap. no not in the way you're thinking. i mean an entire corner of it is STACKED to the brim with conditioner. this is just what it's like living with an entire robot army.
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
don't forget to sun your shine at least 48 times every day!
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Tails Doll (Sonic R) @sunshinelover97.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
if they call it Sonic R, where are the other seventeen alphabetical hedgehog racing games?
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