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Sunset Dweller

@sunsetdenizen.bsky.social
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bring a whole party sub to every interview because it demonstrates that I know how to party and I know how to share
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The cops tranqed a mountain lion in front of my house this morning. I do not live in the wilderness
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is it good when your mechanic recognizes your voice over the phone?
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My patio table seems to be melting mosquitoes and various small flying bugs
Two dead bugs on a black metal table. One bug has a trail where it appears to have been stuck to the table and crawled a few inches before dying
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There's a decided lack of curb stomping in this man's life
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is how you turn Florida blue
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just let him build his bunker and when he loses the election and gets in it to "stay in office," just let him. Lock the door and problem solved.
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She didn't consider human decency a political position
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sincere thank you to my auto correct for catching a very unfortunate typo in chicken nuggets
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we give Luigi twelve weeks of training, a radio, and $150k in taxpayer funded overtime? Then can we encourage him to shoot whomever he wants?
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Finally saw The Odyssey this weekend and can I just say holy shit we are finally gonna get the Street Fighter 2 movie we always deserved
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
WaPo is selling loosies
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Getting a lot of podcast ads for Ohio recently
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
He had hundreds of children of which one survived
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Your car and your pet can always tell when you have a little extra money in your pocket
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I tried muting the cry laugh emoji and it does not seem to work
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Complaining about "men in women's sports" sounds extra stupid when you're a professional basketball player and therefore already better at your sport than 99.99% of men on earth
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Famously popular comedian on bluesky, Bill Maher
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What do we want? Means tested dogshit! When do we want it? Who gives a shit, I'm personally doing great!
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I think a lot of people need to recognize the difference between serial killers and mass murderers
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I really expected Lindsey Graham's sister to look a lot more like Lindsay Graham
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Seems like there should be at least one famous soccer player with no hands
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The clown shit comparison of the DSA to Stalin aside, you were a republican my whole life and if it comes to a choice between the techno-fascist ethnostate party or doubling taxes on your vacation home, we both know what box you're going to check
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Stfu man. We know you were always gonna choose the Nazis
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fake ass conservatism. You know how your daddy would've dealt with depression? Do that
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hell yeah britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
I got mamdani
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ed Norton is talking to himself
Ed Norton talking to Brad Pitt
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This dog is probably the mayor of some small town
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Mamdandate.
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sounds like you're just feeding B-52s to the advanced radar system...
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Is soccer the only sport where they don't tuck their shirts in?
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
People are significantly more accepting of the state being allowed to kill you than you being allowed to kill yourself
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
These mods are getting serious
A white van that says BluSky 24/7 emergency response
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I didn't know trees could catch fire from the inside
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The luxury of believing in problems that aren't entirely made up
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Top 25 in no particular- The Wire Breaking Bad The Simpsons First two seasons of The Chapelle Show Eastbound and Down The Righteous Gemstones The Shield The Sopranos Robot Chicken Futurama Veep Game of Thrones It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Schitt's Creek What We Do In the Shadows
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If you want to bet on sports, you should have to interact with a man named Butch Hunkee in the back of a steakhouse to do it
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The entire US government is not only a force to protect the wealth of the wealthy, it's a force to turn all the rest of us into revenue generators for the wealthy up until such point as we stop being useful and die
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Rhymes with ICEE
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Whether you get that life saving surgery is basically up to a guy who chooses between one of two stamps on his desk. One that says "you get money" and one that says "I get money."
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I watched Marty Supreme over the weekend and, while I enjoyed it, I kept watching with an eye toward a weird twist that I had heard about. I picked up a couple of foreshadowing clues that would track with the twist I was expecting. And then there was no twist. The thing I heard about never happened
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You can bury me in my 07 Tacoma
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Since all these assholes love sci-fi stories so much, let's try The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas but instead of an innocent child, it's everyone in this picture locked in a dark cell and brutalized for the benefit of humanity. Literally beat the money out of them to feed and house everyone
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
There should be a penalty for dying in office over the age of say, 70. Like none of your assets can pass to your family but will instead be absorbed by the state or given to The Trevor Project or something
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"As a republican I just assumed it was all abortions because we're all rock chewing stupid and know fuck all about anything actually works"
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Wait, did people really believe that a door dash driver could just pull up to the white house like that?
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Warriors final game of the regular season, where they win to make the playoffs or lose and miss the playoffs, is on fucking Amazon Prime. Absolute dogshit
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Being a chemist is probably the closest you can be to an actual sorcerer. It's like, what do you want to do? You want to get high? Want to blow something up? Stick that thing to the wall forever? Just bring the right ingredients and I'll whip you up a little potion
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Sunset Dweller @sunsetdenizen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"You told me your husband was away fighting the redcoats!"
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