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sumokirby (Chris)

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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 8h
I don't know who any of these video game YouTubers are
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 9h
They're so wasted
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Cin-o-Lantern Art @ Roundhouse @cinamuffins.bsky.social · 11h
Happy month of Halloween dudes
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 11h
This sucks
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jorb ❤️‍🔥 @jordizzle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
punch this dumb ass site in it's dumb ass balls
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are things still on fleek?
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey! Glisten!
A shiny wet Link in the Ocarina of Time remake
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For my hand size, the Switch Pro Controller feels significantly better than the Switch 2 Pro Controller.
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Splatoon Raiders definitely isn't a Rougelike, or a Rougelite, or even Rouge-adjacent, or Rougecurious.
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Grabbing a commission from Noppy feels like an absolute steal. Noppy will create pure magic for you at a ridiculous value! Hit him up today!!
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's right, Frye! I don't even know my limits! #SplatoonRaiders
Frye: You wanna get even stronger?! You don't know when to quit!
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Paige @paigegguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know I had to do it
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh no! What am I going to do without my 1 point?!
Email from Cafe Rio.

Chris,

Don't let your 1 point expire!
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I beat Splatoon Raiders! #DeepFam
Splatoon Raiders "Thanks for Playing" screen
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm sick of people referring specifically to Windows machines as "PCs". Everyone knows that a PC is "a personal computer that you can buy at Micro Center" 😆
Google's AI Overview:

A personal computer (PC) is a digital machine designed for individual use, which you can browse and buy at Micro Center.
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where the hell is Bob's Burgers????
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If they made a Final Fantasy XII I've never heard about it
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've heard Anderson Paak's "Come Down" in four(?) tv commercials and at least one radio commercial. It must have been on sale for licensing or something.
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Donald 2.8 Final Chapter 358/2 Days HD Remix Prologue
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Ori-Warui -KNUCKLE JET out now on Steam! @oleivarrudi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Metroid dread's social media satire of having a bird-based platform taken over by an x parasite was very on point
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hell yes, what a deal!
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You can eat fewer big meals and just Snacklemore
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I keep thinking that *something* will surpass my top GotY candidate BUT THERE'S ONLY 3 MONTHS LEFT 😂
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I really dislike long threads, I don't care if a journalist wrote it.
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh wow, this gadget part seems good #SplatoonRaiders
5-star primo gadget part for the Splatellites that increases the area 100%
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Obsidian" is such a better name than "Bethesda" 🤮
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Games That Made Me I'll do it in three: The Legend of Zelda Super Mario Bros. Dragon Warrior
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I try to give every game I play a simple "Recommended" / "Not Recommended" grade. I feel this is more important than anything else I have to say about it.
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
1.1x is the best podcast playback speed
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
0.01 seconds 😳
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OH C'MON!!!!
Shiver wants to give me only a 10% cut. Meanwhile, she wants a DEEP CUT (haha, get it?)
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This stupid shit took me like 30 tries
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seriously, they won't even call me by my name. It's always "Mechanic do this" and "Mechanic do that".
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh shit Madden curse
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I need to improve my handwriting. I want to improve on the little "human touch" things that feel more important now.
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Guys, it's time to block the "yesss" bot
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Final Fantasy Stupid American gets a lot of hate but it's still one of my favorite games.
Final Fantasy Stupid American's Mystic Quest cover art
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And October is a month of sin and debauchery!
"November is a month of personal growth and development."

-Fortune cookie fortune 🥠
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I didn't think the Switch vs. Switch 2 version thing would be very confusing but it is and I kinda hate it.
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basha @hskrpwr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
coconut claw
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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 18/09/2026
COWABUNGA party people!
A line art drawing of the four turtles. in happy bright saturated coluors! they are bursting out of a wall.
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's time
You can hide trending topics on bsky and I'm doing it because they're AI-generated garbage that linger for days after an event
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fun fact, Simi Fehoko's uncle is a bartender who served me beer once!
Simi Fehoko
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh fuck, they revealed it again 4 days later
"Ocarina of Time remake revealed" trending again
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Hades games are so good
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'd hate to meet the person who thinks this looks good and Wind Waker Link looks bad
Weird ass Ocarina Remake Link
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The radish is an upside-down goomba 😵
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So you're telling me this piece of shit can take down giant flying armored fish monsters? Yeah, umk.
Soap-Bottle Splattershot from Splatoon Raiders
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I agree 100%! Great local co-op game!
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sumokirby (Chris) @sumokirby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The artist for the original really nailed it. I think this Link looks better than many that came after.
1987 The Legend of Zelda Link character art
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